MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Emmitt Smith
"The little Giants the movie is on and my kids are watching it. How crazy is that! Wow :-)"
How I See It: Be a good Cowboy and turn it off. Of all weeks, you're really going to let them watch it this week?

Troy Aikman
"@nflcommish @gregaiello @NFLfootballinfo Never imagined FOX would lose 2 Cowboys/Giants games in same season...disappointing."
How I See It: In other words, "Joe Buck and I are two big babies and are mad they didn't let us call one of these two games. Cause you know, we sound so good."

Michael Strahan
"@JustinTuckNYG91 LOL!! Never hating.... Just observing the truth. Great game man!!"
How I See It: Come on. You don't hate the Cowboys too? Five years ago, ESPN could have inserted your name for Justin Tuck's.

Steve Smith
"Check out the great deals best buy has on smartphones this month... http://t.co/sutxnP8P #ad"
How I See It: #ichosemoneyoverwinning #eaglesdreamteamseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime #tomcoughlinisold

For more MVT, check out ThePostGame.com, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

Chansi Stuckey
"I think I want a new dog. Needs to be large and hypoallergenic"

How I See It: I think Michael Vick knows a guy ... What? Too soon?

Steve Breaston
"Most over used word on this broadcast ... Predominantly...let's switch it up a little bit."

How I See It: Looks like somebody wants to replace either Joe Buck or Troy Aikman.

Jermichael Finley
"Do not punt to Jackson"

How I See It: You sound like Tom Coughlin.

Deion Sanders
"Must score for the eagles. They can't settle with a FG"

How I See It: I love how simple math lends itself to a Tweet.

Terrell Owens
"@StevieJohnson13 sup homie?"

How I See It: Please don’t corrupt Steve Johnson. He doesn’t need to be on VH1.

Mark Schlereth
"The Tuck rule is Stupid....therefore I expect the NFL to keep it as is!"

How I See It: Your logic is 100 percent correct.

Joel Hanrahan
"Pretty disappointed with the current issue of sky mall!"

How I See It: Please tell me you are not Tweeting from an altitude of 30,000 feet. I wonder what the captain has to say about this.

Andre Reed
"Ravens workin on all cylinders now!!!!!"

How I See It: They are birds, not cars.

John Calipari
"On my way 2 Urban Active in Bellevue. Should b there b4 6 pm - running a bit late but can't wait to sign books. Stop by if u are in the area"

How I See It: You think you’ll get away with making “books” the code word for recruits? Creative, but I don’t think so!

Matthew Barnaby
"Btw he lives across the street , I like him, and am bringing soup right now! If he didn't get hurt there would be no suspension"

How I See It: Bringing a neighbor soup? Is this the same guy who had 2,562 career penalty minutes?

DeMar DeRozan
"Overly Dedicated...."

How I See It: Yeah true, man. You must have been putting in way too much effort to average 8.6 points and 0.7 assists last season. Tone down the work.

Arian Foster
"Dear fantasy footballers...perfection is unobtainable..."

How I See It: Yeah, we kind of figured that one out. Next year, don’t mislead us with another unArian Foster-esque Week 1 performance.

Mike Thomas
"The signing was Superb!! lotta buzz rolling wit us Jags let's keep it going and get a win on MNF http://fb.me/D7a66Ya9"

How I See It: I’m glad it went well. All 80 Jaguars fans must have showed up.

Pierre Thomas
"thanks for all the support and prayers from my family, fans and friends...I'm working hard to get back on the field w my teammates #saints"

How I See It: Good, Drew Brees needs you for those three handoffs per game. The Saints also need your French name for marketing purposes.

Hunter Pence
"Foul tips that are caught are live balls."

How I See It: I mean ... that’s just not true.

Terrell Owens
"AY!! Can yall believe Chad just called me 2 play him 1 on 1 basketball after i just waxed him yesterday! we played 4 gms, I won 3-1."

How I See It: Yes, we can believe that you guys act like teenagers. We have all watched the immaturity of you two over the past ten years. Risking injury in four games of one-on-one during an off-day does not surprise anybody.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
":("

How I See It: Well, somebody’s being a sore loser.

LeBron James
"They keep taking bout the same thing over and over!!!"

How I See It: Don’t act like it’s everyone else’s fault. You asked for this. You played the whole free agent thing up for a few years and then organized “The Decision” special. Now suck it up, LeBron. Some village in Akron is missing its idiot.

Tony Boselli
"I know the Broncos got blown out 2day but Kyle Orton & Brandon Marshell r 4 real. They will give secondary fits. Great fantasy players"

How I See It: You mean Brandon Lloyd, my friend. Who gave you the right to use Twitter again? Oh yeah, it’s free.

Thurman Thomas
"Week 5 Observation: Chris Johnson will not get, 2,000 yards rushing this year......"

How I See It: Why don’t you tell him that to his face? See what happens.

Chad OchoCinco
"Can you give a pigeon oatmeal? She is looking at the hot water boiling as if she is getting ready to eat"

How I See It: Chad, I nor anybody else on Twitter is going to have the answer to that question. No one except for you has a pigeon as a pet.

Terrell Owens
"A lucky fan wearing my jersey 2day will get a signed football by Me & Ocho Cinco! My asst will pick U out!! Good luck!"

How I See It: I smell a fine coming.

Evan Bates
"Imma get back on this tweeting business."

How I See It: Please no. There are enough athletes on Twitter already.

Le'Ron McClain
"Great game today!!! Played like Ravens!!!! Big one next week!! One step closer!!! "MCCLAIN 4 RB""

How I See It: What’s this “McClain 4 RB?” Is this your advertising campaign to be the Ravens starting running back ... because that’s not going to happen.

Josh Cribbs
"We all at crop celebrating yes sirrr... Thank you browns fans"

How I See It: Savor it. This will only happen two or three times a year ... if you’re lucky.

Brian Hartline
"Thanks for all the Dolfans that came out to see me! Best Fans in the NFL"

How I See It: Haha, Dolfans! That’s great.

Earl Clark
"Sumbody let me know wat happen to vick??"

How I See It: He has a boo-boo.

Antonio Pierce
"Redskins/Eagles game just got better if Vick is not able to come back.... #NFCEAST football"

How I See It: You mean worse. Vick is the biggest playmaker on the field. How did you get a job with ESPN again?

Ryan Grant
"To everyone asking...NO i cant play on one leg lol..its a big time positive to see the Run game be able to seal the game when its needed"

How I See It: Can you please play on one leg? Please! Please! Please! My fantasy team needs you!

Ryan Nyquist
"Just made some awesome grilled turkey and cheese sandwiches for my wife and son. Mmmmmmmmm."

How I See It: Now that’s what I call fine dining.

Darryl Talley
"The come back of 2010? #Bills"

How I See It: Nope. Never. No way. LOL.

Terrell Owens
"So pissed rite now! Def should hv won tht gm! We hv 2 get BETTER if we expect 2 get 2 SB! Cn't wait til next week!"

How I See It: Honestly a win would have been nice, but you just proved to the world today that you don’t suck. That must feel pretty good, eh?

Terrell Owens
"Holy i need sum rest Robin!!! didn't training camp end last week or we hv an extra week of it? LOL!!"

How I See It: I'm pretty sure you shouldn't feel tired going into the regular season. At least you've put in some valuable time on the Batman allusions.

Chad Ochocinco Johnson
"Awesome practice, watched alot of film on the Patriots this afternoon,defense always n position to make a play on the ball-discipline"

How I See It: Evidence A why Ocho is a lovable clown and TO is just annoying; they are too completely different animals. Keep studying, Chad. We are all rooting for some more awesome TD celebrations!

Hakim Warrick
"Ok twitter I jammed my thumb 2 day and it's killing me 2 tweet right now... But I'll tough it out 4 y'all bc ur my boy blue #oldschool"

How I See It: The tragic story of a Twitter hero.

Bobby Ryan
"Entertaining Halloween costumes, any ideas?"

How I See It: FYI-It's September, and not even late September. Also, it's lame to use someone else's Halloween idea.

Jonathan Vilma
"the quiet before the storm....Who Dat!!"

How I See It: OMG, I know right? Longest week of my life. I'm counting down the minutes ...

Andy Roddick
"picking every nfl straight up against @brooklynddecker for the season... she takes vikes thurs.... i took saints at home.... thoughts?"

How I See It: Are there two less qualified people to pick NFL games than Andy Roddick and his wife? At least one of them will be right ...

Trent Shelton
"Why do you have more hope for your favorite football team, than you have for your life? -@BaylorBarbee"

How I See It: Well, because Aaron Rodgers isn't the quarterback of my life.

Vince Young
"N locker room with some of my teammates these boys r crazy if we can record this we will b best reality show on TV."

How I See It: Filming NFL teams during the preseason, what a novel idea Vince. You should consider contacting HBO about that idea, and maybe call the show "Hard Knocks" or something.

Le'Ron McClain
"Up up up up up up up up Yeah........ Gang Gang!!!!! And I'm gone"

How I See It: Say what?

Terrell Owens
"Not picking me on ur turnipsports.com fantasy squad means u have no chance @ winning $50 Gs. Sign up now & dn't 4get 2 use my promo code..."

How I See It: No one does arrogant AND promotional at the same time better than Batman (TO).

Chad Ochocinco Johnson
"#FACT My success over my career has been enabled because of the play of Housh on the opposite side of me and id be happy to have him back"

How I See It: Oh man, sounds more like the Justice League now.

Lorenzo Neal
"Come out and tailgate with the Fresno Greats free food and drinks by FanFoods"

How I See It: "Fresno Greats," now that's an oxymoron.

Serena Williams
"OMG Venus dress?? She's killing the game!!!"

How I See It: Classic jealousy from the younger sister.

Trent Shelton
"Dont treat relationships like a revolving door because you can walk back in but it nothing going to change. Save yourself a trip"

How I See It: Or you could get stuck in it. Seriously, being stuck in a revolving door is one of my fears. Always take the side door.

Terrell Owens
"@OGOchoCinco May swing thru Robin! Batman is eating"

How I See It: Just like kids, they pretend to be superheroes. And just like kids, they will probably eventually fight over which one of them gets to be Batman.

Michael Huff
"Shoutout to all my new followers, all I talk about is cougars, food, and make fun of my teammates so get ready!!"

How I See It: I know he’s not your teammate anymore, but I hope JaMarcus is included in that last group.

Darnell Dockett
"If I had 2 put on a diffrent uniform it would B Eagles/!bears/Ravens/panthers/Jets I like all their uniforms cn someonephoto shop me in them"

How I See It: Every Cardinals fan just panicked a little bit.

DeMar DeRozan
"Seem like happiness is hard to find..."

How I See It: It’s especially harder to find in Canada.

Ozzie Guillen
"I going to get my chevy help me suv ?"

How I See It: If there was a Least Valuable Tweet, this would be it.

Matt Forte
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....he waits!"

How I See It: Chuck Norris also won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

Justin Forsett
"I cheated on Subway with Quiznos I couldn't resist I heard such great things about it but now I feel guilty hope Subway takes me back lol"

How I See It: How could you?

Terrell Owens
"I'm en route back 2 LA imagining wht WE could hv done 2gether!! Holy delta skymiles Robin! U talk about unstoppable!!"

How I See It: WE? You and Ocho combined equals the opposite of WE.

Kevin Boss
"Watching Around the Horn and they are talking about needing to get rid of the song "one shinning moment" that plays at the end of the NCAA Men's Nat. championship game with highlights from the tourney! Very bad idea! My dad use to tape that for me every year!"

How I See It: This is two tweets, but who cares. I completely agree with you, Kevin. "One Shining Moment" is the best part of the championship game. "The Ball is Tipped!"

Natasha Hastings
"Omg! Watchin this week's 24 episode. Jack Bauer is soooooo freakin cold!!!!"

How I See It: You said it perfectly.