Tweets By Drew Brees, Tim Tebow And More

  • Tuesday, December 28, 2010 3:32 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband


John Wall
"DM's ONLY | #2010 is almost over!! Confess something u always wanted 2 tell me (100% PRIVATE)"

How I See It: Can you please teach me how to Dougie the way you did on opening night? (See YouTube clip here.)

Blake Griffin
""The competitor to be feared the most is one who never worries about others but goes on making himself better all the time""

How I See It: Okay, Blake. I get the idea, but you have to understand that not everyone has a four-foot vertical.

Drew Brees
"Just got back from Monday Nighter. Great win for the Who Dat Nation. It was great seeing so many Saints fans in the Georgia Dome"

How I See It: And seeing everyone forget about your two late interceptions ...

Mark Cuban
"How Dancing with the Stars Voting Works = Why Bristol Pallin Could Win Easily: First, let me say the scoring pro..."

How I See It: A team of 30-something-year-old veterans=Why the Mavs will have a strong regular season, but burn out in the playoffs.

Steve Smith
"Lakers stink like baby poop lol"

How I See It: Coming from the man who sat on the Giants' sideline the past two weeks ...

Anquan Boldin
"Great win today! We want to see everyone out next week Purpling Out M&T Bank Stadium to close out the regular season!"

How I See It: After all the chaos he caused in Phoenix, dude got out at the right time.

Tim Tebow
"Luke 2:10-11 GB²"

How I See It: The secret's out, Tim. We know you're God. You can stop trying to fool us with the bible verses now.

Tony Parker
"hey everybody another great win last night now the LAKERS cant wait!!!salut bonne victoire hier maintenant les lakers!!!"

How I See It: Tiger Woods just called. He wants private lessons on how to focus after committing adultery.

Roger Clemens

How I See It: I have a feeling this Twitter account won't end well.

LeBron James
"Rick Ross new mixtape ASHES TO ASHES DIRTY CLEAN @maybachmusicgrp #Rosey"

How I See It: How ironic considering you "Rick Rossed" an entire country.

Athlete Tweets Review 07/25/10

  • Monday, July 26, 2010 4:05 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Candace Parker
"Bout to kill dis ms pac man right quick..."

How I See It: Whose side are you on anyways?

Stylez G. White
"Can't, I have training camp my dude"

How I See It: Classic excuse. It’s the new “I’m not feeling well.”

Darnell Dockett
"After listening to Baby from cash money I'm gonna go buy me a studio cuz I knoow I can rap better than him... Who's you top 5 worst rappers?"

How I See It: Is Ron Artest eligible?

Mike Tyson
"Watch the show Entourage next week for a surprise guest."

How I See It:Can’t guess who it’s going to be.

Fabian Washington
"Nite nite world. My body is starting to crash from all the Redbull I drank today. Woooooooooooo"

How I See It: But Red Bull gives you wings, so crash averted.

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Athlete Tweets Review 07/16/10

  • Friday, July 16, 2010 6:58 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Candace Parker
"Introducing @sheldenwilliams to THE best radio station in the country....WGCI ooo and dot that i ! 107.5 :)"

How I See It: Introducing all you all out there to THE finest player in the WNBA.

Tyreke Evans
"Follow my brother @docevans23 and my trainer @TyrekesTrainer"

How I See It: The cost of being an NBA trainer = your identity.

Brandon Carr
"Definitely jus got played by Mrs. Butterworth like Craig did with his cereal on Friday! Smh"

How I See It: A+ for effort on the Friday reference.

Connor Barwin
"#nowplaying r. Kelly - bump n grind"

How I See It: A little early, no?

Zab Judah
"R yall ready as I am???"

How I See It: Yeah I guess. You're making me nervous though, Zab.

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/05/10

  • Saturday, June 5, 2010 9:15 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Darnell Dockett
"IN LA THEY HAVE FAKE EVERYTHING I just saw a chick with lip injections her top lip look like a thick ass pizza crust and they all smoke cigs"

How I See It: Fake NFL QB’s too ... starting with Matt Leinart.

Thurman Thomas
"Everyone should fart at 11:00pm eastern time tonight and see what happens..."

How I See It: This guy’s in the Hall of Fame? Really?

Candace Parker
"Headed to our outdoor game vs seattle. Outdoors at the home depot center vs seattle. Yaaahhhh"

How I See It: And by “Home Depot Center,” she must mean “Home Depot Parking Lot.”

Leonard Weaver
"Man, philly fans are the best!"

How I See It: Yeah! Totally! Just ask Donovan McNabb or Santa Claus.

Jonny Flynn
"Next stop...LA"

How I See It: Jonny must be playing as the Celtics in NBA Live, because his T’Wolves sure aren’t in the finals.

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Athlete Tweets Review 03/19/10

  • Friday, March 19, 2010 6:37 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Trent Shelton
"If i was mike bibby i would have got mad to for my teammate touching me like that lmao"

How I See It: Can I get some context please?

Ndamukong Suh
"Very nice facility, coachs and owner here in Detroit , def will have to say I did enjoy my trip but it is bac to NEB now!!"

How I See It: I guess the only time anyone is ever excited to go to Nebraska is when they're leaving Detroit.

Greg Anthony
"Would Mike Anderson ever consider leaving Missouri?"

How I See It: ...yes?

J.R. Smith
"whats going on in yall world!"

How I See It: Knew he was an alien. Knew it.

Candace Parker
"Omg! Gettn my hair done!!!!!!! Excitement"

How I See It: I won't let the fact that you tweet like my little sister take away from the huge crush I have on you, Candace.

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Athlete Tweets Review 12/17/09

  • Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:27 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Shannon Rowbury
"Clueless was my #1 recommendation on Netflix. I don't know what to make of that"

How I See It: Looks like Netflix did a pretty good job.

Candace Parker
"I need some motivation folks...."

How I See It: Definitely looking in the wrong place.

Keith Eloi
"Extremely crunk right now becuz I'm on my way to see my daughter that I haven't seen in almost two years!!!! Gonna have a real good weekend!"

How I See It: "Crunk" isn't really the word I'd use, but good for you, Keith.

Jessica Mendoza
"Is it bad that I just got my dinner through the sample lines at costco?"

How I See It: I think you know the answer to that.

Russell Westbrook
"Dinner time...wat y'all thinkin??"

How I See It: Heard Costco has a sale for 100% off.

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Athlete Tweets Review 11/16/09

  • Monday, November 16, 2009 5:36 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Candace Parker
"so we at da park and everyone is scared of prada cuz she is a rott and now everyone left! prada is the nicest dog ever mind you!"

How I See It: You shoulda brought Gucci the poodle. Maybe that would've made people more comfortable.

Donte Whitner
"I wanna chat on skype. Who has skype?"

How I See It: Uh, who doesn't?

Greg Olsen
"Got an early start on eagles..good practice today lookin forward to gettin on track"

How I See It: I hope you all practiced completing passes to the right team this time.

Zac Diles
"Wow I'm ranked 4,075,541 right now on COD wonder what it feels like to be #1.."

How I See It: COD = Call of Duty. Being #1 probably feels virginal, Mountain Dew-y and jittery.

Tie Domi
"In honour fo Friday the 13th- the 13 scariest NHLers"

How I See It: It's Monday bro.......please don't beat me up, please don't beat me up.

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/30/09

  • Friday, October 30, 2009 6:23 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Frank Trigg
"I was wondering guys. gene wilder or Johnny dep as willy wonka?"

How I See It: Definitely Johnny Dep.

Candace Parker
"at da boston vs bulls game. man thisishard to cheer against my bulls....but my hubby wit da celtics so im ridin green!!!"

How I See It: If I didn't have a huge crush on you, Candace, I'd call you out for the Benedict Arnold you are.

Steve Slaton
"Can't please them all."

How I See It: True. Just ask Shawn Kemp.

Zac Diles
"Watchin thriller never gets old."

How I See It: Amen to that.

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