MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Bryan Clay
"On my way to Disneyland w/the kids. But had to be stopped on the way out the door by drug testers! They always have great timing! #fb"

How I See It: Better to be stopped before going to Disneyland than at Disneyland. Imagine getting busted in the happiest place in the world.

Ticha Penicheiro
"I did some serious window shopping on this bus!! Lmao Ok...time to shower and find me some good food!!!"

How I See It: It's okay, Ticha. I did enough shopping today for the both of us.

Rhys Lloyd
"Camp bound. Heading to Mankato/Gonna be board, no xbox, no guitar.."

How I See It: Uh, ever heard of reading?

Cappie Pondexter
"Thnks for givin my mom bday love yah she appreciates it"

How I See It: Better to be a motherlover than a mother ... well, you know the rest (I'm looking at you, Delonte West).

Ryan Bader
"Trees down, roads flooded, and the worst drivers in the U.S. When it rains. Dangerous out here http://twitvid.com/8WLOA"

How I See It: Because it's soooo safe to drive and record a video at the same time, right?

Donte Whitner
"I should be the official tweeter of the buffalo bills HA"

How I See It: Bills' fans don't need constant updates about our mediocrity, but thanks for the offer, Donte!

Cole Aldrich
"Just wanted to thank the weather in Minnesota for getting my flight cancelled.."

I don't blame you, Cole. I'd like to stay away from there also.

Ticha Penicheiro
"I wanna be in LA right now and go to ESPY's!!!! :-/ "

Maybe you should be better at your sport and you can go next year.

Jozy Altidore
"Who's going to watch the ESPYS tonight? Should be a lot of fun! #Espys "

How I See It: Probably no one will be watching the Espys. Who cares?

Glen Davis
"Sometimes I feel like I should be a pre- school teacher!!! Ayo baby!! Burning love basketball to much!!! "

How I See It: You in pre-school would make more like a Big Baby.

Gerald McCoy
"Look out world! "

How I See It: For what?

Michael Huff
"All I got to say is if you want it in NCAA 2011 ill be whoopin ass all night....pause"

How I See It: Can we both play as Texas?