MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Chad OchoCinco
"With me being fined ridiculous amounts of money 4 (celebrations) (uniform violations) if I were2 fight they'd kick me out da NFL #seriously"

How I See It: They wouldn’t kick you out of the NFL without fining you first.

Stuart Holden
"Pfft.. who cares about Pacquiao-Mayweather.. I want 2 see #beast Andre Johnson in the ring!!! boooom!!"

How I See It: If I am ever in a dark alley alone at night and have the ability to have one NFL player protect me, I’m calling Andre Johnson to come to my rescue.

Thurman Thomas
"Put Jason Campbell in.…"

How I See It: Okay, you can’t be THAT desperate for a win.

Adrian Peterson
"My ankle is doing ok! I'll know more tomorrow! After I get a full evaluation!"

How I See It: Absolutely no need for three exclamation points in that Tweet! Zero reason for it!

Jermaine O'Neal
"Football isn't the same without my cowboys playing on sundays!"

How I See It: Yeah, you’re right -- it’s better.

Antonio Pierce
"Say what you want to say about TC .. But the GMEN CAME OUT WITH a light under their ass in the Second half"

How I See It: Does ESPN really just pay you to Tweet the obvious?

Allison Baver
"Why can't chocolate chip cookies taste bad like Brussels Sprouts?"

How I See It: Because Brussels sprouts don’t contain chocolate.

John Wall
"Miami is always a nice play to come...Beautiful weather!!!"

How I See It: Maybe we all have been too hard on LeBron. He probably just went to the Heat because of the weather. Good call Mr. Wall.

Adrian Peterson
"I thought it was that simple! Well well I guess I have 2 step it up!"

How I See It: There is nothing more complicated than playing for Brad Childress. It's the moustache.

LeBron James
"Headed to the JW Marriott for season ticket holder appearance! Let's go"

How I See It: Don't forget to take your talents!

Mo Williams
"Heading to dinner 10 of our season ticket holders. Should be fun."

How I See It: *All 10 of your season-ticket holders. Don't be ashamed to admit it.

Brandon Jennings
"Fgcbxdjdexjjzxncncmfkeuwyuodfnwbejobirbckchdhdhfjchdbdvrvdjbjfbdjcj"

How I See It: I know the feeling.

Coco Crisp
"Im curious which power hitter you guyz would love to join the A's in 2011"

How I See It: I'm curious what power hitter would want to join the A's in the first place.

Joe Haden
"Next week I will do something for the out of state Browns fans. Go Browns!"

How I See It: Hate to break it you, rookie, but those don't exist.

Amare Stoudemire
"Young People of the Hood !! Do your self a favor. READ. Let's go people. Its time now to wake up!! "Is-real""

How I See It: I've had a Bar-Mitzvah and a Jewish Confirmation, yet I still can't feel the power of Judaism the Amare feels it. He needs to take me to Israel next time he goes.

C.J. Wilson
"Congrats to the giants- outplayed us and everyone else this year! Thanks also to all the Texas fans that gave us love all year.See ya in az"

How I See It: Somebody is happy he didn't have to deal with the pressure of Game 6 ...

Derek Fisher
"Just voted. Now time to get ready for the game."

How I See It: How many times, Derek? You know Nash should start again this year. Don't cheat him.

Amir Khan
"Follow my fan page on facebook. Amir Khan - The official page."

How I See It: Thanks for the clarification. I joined Backyard Sports' Amir Khan's page at first.

Misty May-Treanor
"A bit premature bottom of the 9th but Congratulations to the SF Giants... They were working like a machine this... http://fb.me/tFmqIweW"

How I See It: Come on, Misty. Your husband sitting on the bench gives you no reason to give up on his team.

Adrian Peterson
"And reap your REWARD!!! I know my mine is coming!!! I just have to keep fighting in spite Of !!!"

How I See It: You better not expect a younger quarterback. Brett's too stubborn to stop playing any time soon.

Chris Bosh
"Real Sports is one of the best shows on TV"

How I See It: Or a sad reality if you root for anyone other than the Heat.

David Ortiz
"I posted 4 photos on Facebook in the album "TV Shoot for "Pre-Game Meal"" http://fb.me/zGzWLH3B"

How I See It: That's a big fricking meal.

Justin Gimelstob
"“Flu, Flu, please go away, come again any other day" PRETTY PLEASE : ( #fb"

How I See It: Watch what you say, Justin. Remember when you said that to your tennis game? It never came back.

LeBron James
"Misery loves company and that's exactly what MTO and all them other gossip blogs are "MISERABLE". We don't believe u, u need more people.SMHp"

How I See It: Were you really that miserable in Cleveland? Was being the hero for your hometown team not enough? And were Mo Williams and Antawn Jamison really not good enough company?

Tito Ortiz
"Jenna call me."

How I See It: Tweets of desperation.

Stylez G. White
"Listening to jay z old shit... "imaginary players" yo, whts the difference between a 4.0 and 4.6? Instant classic!"

How I See It: Can't disagree with that one. That first name, though.....

Darnell Dockett
"Shoutout to all the NFL teams that's spending money to get better!"

How I See It: Never thought the Bears would fall into that category.

Morris Peterson
"Whats up world? tonight we play @moneymase and the #Spurs on ESPN, what are you up to?"

How I See It: Mo Pete's still in the league?

Simon Cho
"1.5 months ago, I refused to hop on the Twitter bandwagon...at this point, my rebelliousness has been overpowered by my fondness of Twitter"

How I See It: Probably the most introspective tweet ever.