MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Shawne Merriman
"God it feels good to be back!!!"
How I See It: Couldn't have exclaimed it better myself!

Janko Tipsarevic
"#Tsonga vs #Federer is one of the beast matches I am seeing in a while..."
How I See It: Wait, the whole sporting world doesn't stop for the beginning of the NFL season? Well, it should.

Le'Ron McClain
"Episode 1 of my reality show...."
How I See It: When a fullback on an average NFL team gets his own reality TV show, you know things have gone too far.

Gordon Hayward
"Just because it's the #indianastatefair doesn't mean u can throw personal hygiene out the window #cmonppl"
How I See It: Wow, Hayward doesn't hold back, even when talking about his state of birth. #Utahchangespeople

Shaun Phillips
"Headed to the stadium but first imma grab some jersey mikes. Ill keep you posted if it will be my new pre game meal."
How I See It: This is why we can't cut the preseason short -- all the players need the full month to find the perfect pre-game meal.

Stephon Marbury
"Love Is Love America. Whisking Off 2 CHINA With SXM II. Peace And God Bless. History Is Coming!!! #LIL http://lockerz.com/s/128694577"
How I See It: Starbury was really thinking ahead when he signed a deal in China long before the NBA Lockout. How business savvy!

Simon Cho
"This acupuncturist I just started working with sounds exactly like Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes.."
How I See It: Advice of the Day: Try not to insult people who will be putting pins in your body.

David Ortiz
"Show me the money National League!"
How I See It: They'd love to, but it's all in Boston and New York.

Robinson Cano
"What do you think of my dad pitching? We're not done yet, lets goooo!!!!"
How I See It: You've seen his pitches too much. It's an unfair advantage. Home run derby steroids.

Matt Kemp
"I don't feel as bad now, Frank Thomas jus told me he hit 3 his first time...lol"
How I See It: Don't make excuses.

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John Wall
"Headed to the Nationals game!!!"
How I See It: That went well.

Dwyane Wade
"Yo.. if yall could have seen the look on @carmeloanthony face.. when I ran up on him out of now where on the streets of Milan..Priceless"
How I See It: Yes, if you would have taken us all to the Armani Show in Milan, that would have been priceless.

Carmelo Anthony
"Armani show was #EPIC"
How I See It: We got it. The show was awesome. Thanks, Dwyane and Carmelo, for reminding us we're not rich professional athletes.

Usain Bolt
"TI think some athlete need to get them self a girl so they can get there mind off me still cause my mind is on track, life and ofcourse girls"
How I See It: I think Usain is trying to say that all girls love him, but I'm not really sure. Either way, I'd love to have his life.

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Josh Cribbs
"Why am I watching "how to train your dragon" by myself with no kids around lol.."

How I See It: That’s a question for your psychologist, not the Twittersphere.

Brandon McDonald
"I'm hungrier than 12 sumo wrestlers"

How I See It: So does that mean you could eat 12 sumo wrestlers?

James van Riemsdyk
"@ochocinco I have top spin 4, u want to game?"

How I See It: Given the recent events, I think FIFA 11 is more Chad’s speed.

Shaun Phillips
"I'm taking my talents to south beach."

How I See It: Hey, at least his announcement is via Twitter and not national television.

Terrence Williams
"Each sec is a min- Each min is a hour- each hour feels like a month When you really missing someone #wordaapp"

How I See It: What is this, “Inception?”

Stephon Marbury
"In these days the average adult attention span is 140 characters......…"

How I See It: That's just sad.

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Nate Clements
"What a day leaving Chuckie Cheese"
How I See It: I thought that was strictly for children under the age of 10…

Jalen Rose
""Everything around us is made up of energy....to attract positive things in your life,start by giving off positive energy" #inspiration"
How I See It: Don’t you mean give off negative energy? Opposites attract, you know that!

Greg Olsen
"Had a great time and the police vs fire dept. FB game in Chicago. Great to support two groups who do so mch for us all."
How I See It: Wait a second! If the police and the fire department are playing then who’s protecting the city?

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Tiger Woods
"Tough day at the office, testing out 12 game http://yfrog.com/gz0owbj"

How I See It: This better be sarcasm.

Shaun Phillips
"Is every one being a bum today or just me."

How I See It: It's just you.

Martellus Bennett
"I want some fricking ninja muffins. Gotta bake some today. "

How I See It: What in the world is a ninja muffin?

Paul Bissonnette
"for you 24/7 fans. I know I didn't play last night but... Made a small guest appearance. If HBO puts on what I said u won't be dissapointed. "

How I See It: Don't know who you are, but I'm getting my hopes up for tomorrow's episode.

Nastia Liukin
"77 degrees in Dallas. Not complaining, but it doesn't feel anything like Christmas! So excited to be in a real winter wonderland soon. "

How I See It: 77 degrees is a winter wonderland.

Mario Williams
"The pain is so much greater than expected. Please pain killers work more! "

How I See It: What's even more painful than your injury is watching your team play.

Chad OchoCinco
"#random doing my Argentine Tango routine from DWTS while listening to Ramsey Lewis song entitled Cancìon, good workout before meetings"

How I See It: I don’t think he realizes that he was booted from “Dancing with the Stars” yet. Poor Chad.

Deion Sanders
"McNaab got benched. Moss got released on his off day and Childress may get fired at halftime ."

How I See It: Yup, sounds like a typical week in the NFL to me.

Kevin Durant
"What's good tweeple? Shout out to Amare for still rollin with the KD2's"

How I See It: Amar’e knows how to play in style.

Brandon Jennings
"Watching watever is on TV.…"

How I See It: You make it sound difficult to find a good program to watch on NFL Sunday.

Sinorice Moss
"I Love that I have a great relationship with my parents. I Love you so much Lloyd & Natalie Moss. #thankful"

How I See It: I don’t think he got the memo: Thanksgiving is on the 25th.

Joe Namath
"Throwing to a receiver CROSSING the field short of the first rarely picks it up."

How I See It: Get Rex Ryan on the phone and tell him that yourself. The Jets need all the help they can get — they got lucky with their overtime win.

Shaun Phillips
"It just goes to show you that every game take 4 whole qtrs. Thanks for still believing in us love u guys."

How I See It: I thought the NFL switched games to be three periods instead of four quarters long. Thanks for the clarification.

Renee Montgomery
"Paul Pierce's interview.... No comment"

How I See It: Then don’t tweet about it.

Jonny Flynn
"Keanu Reeves & JJ Reddick #sameperson"

How I See It: We probably can’t trust J.J. to make a three-pointer in the clutch. Can we trust him to save humanity from the Matrix?

Shaun Phillips
"Superstars don't let their team lose. We have a good game here. I hate JJ Reddick being in the game now."

How I See It: When J.J. saves humanity from the Matrix, he’ll “forget” to save Shaun Phillips.

Adam Jones
"That damn Markakis. Let's take that energy on the road"

How I See It: Was that the first tweet in history about the Baltimore Orioles?

Warren Sapp
"MAGIC!!!!"

How I See It: Bored without football, Warren Sapp has enrolled at Hogwarts.

Cassie Campbell
"Finally time to have a Bar-B-Q in Calgary...17 today and supposed to get better"

How I See It: At first I thought, "She's so hardcore, firing up the BBQ in the snow." And then I realized she meant Celsius. My bad.

Thurman Thomas
"Mrs. Obama is talking about OBESITY and BHO came to Buffalo and ate Wings,french fries, and onion rings..... WTH!!!!!"

How I See It: As a Buffalonian, I can attest to the fact that we don't have the healthiest food. We also don't have a basketball court in our house. Let the prez eat!

Karen Bardsley
"whoa, Drake was in 'Charlie Bartlett?'"

How I See It: Before Drake was Drake, he was just another Canadian tween heartthrob on high school television dramas. "Charlie Bartlett" was no exception.

Apolo Ohno
"I like that..my 7th anniversary of My 21st.... :-)s"

How I See It: The 21st is the only one that matters, Apolo. It deserves its own anniversary.

Shaun Phillips
"Stop working my homie @KhloeKardashian so hard or I'm going to come tackle someone."

How I See It: If you're famous just for being famous, you def deserve to be ragged on. Sorry, Shaun!

C.J. Miles
"Practice........"

How I See It: Resisting ... Allen ... Iverson ... reference ...

Kevin Johnson
"Gov. Schwarzenegger is speaking passionately about ed reform. Said he would sign anything CA mayors put forward that can fix education in CA"

How I See It: What was he supposed to say? I'm going to ignore anything mayors proposed that would fix education?

Sean May
"I made it! The torture is over I made it"

How I See It: I know you all sucked this year, but damn.

Dhani Jones
"Didn't wake until 1130am... That's what's up!!!"

How I See It: What a bum.

Shaun Phillips
"Why does all the food that's good for u taste bad and all the bad food taste good. It should be the other way."

How I See It: Life does play cruel, cruel jokes on us.

LaVar Arrington
"i cant really say anything about the caps losing yet-im still shocked and surprised"

How I See It: I'm right there with you, LaVar. I wonder how Ovie's golf swing is. We both know he's got plenty of time to perfect it now.

Simon Cho
"Shadowed my cousin at his high school today....Made me realize how much I missed out lol. I love high school"

How I See It: If I could go back and relive a part of my life, high school would not be it. Just ask Lindsey Lohan and the rest of Mean Girls.

Shaun Phillips
"I appreciate my friends more then they know. Yes all of you. Even the ugly ones."

How I See It: Well, now that's awkward. I'm sure the ugly ones appreciate the love, Shaun.

Natasha Hastings
"Too funny in the restroom right now. I'm takin my hair pins out. Lady next to me paintin her nail. N the lady next to her is doin her makeup"

How I See It: The glamourous life of the ladies' bathroom. I'm hope it's as good as you guys hoped.

C.J. Spiller
"Been while since i ate elementary food, but it was good to spend time with da lil kids, can't wait to find me a skool in buffalo to visit."

How I See It: Oh man, Spiller. As a Buffalonian, I can just tell you're going to have the city eating out of the palm of your hand. Go, Bills!

Shaun Phillips
"Hockey is a sick as sport if they made more money I would play. I would destroy them boys. No stick needed."

How I See It: One game against Matt Cooke would change Phillips' mind. That is, if he still has his head. Just ask Marc Savard.

Serena Williams
"I will be LIVE on HSN at 12am this SUNDAY! Are you guys ready for my NEW LINE?"

How I See It: Finally a line Serena can cross, freak out about, yet not get fined for. Her accountant breathes easy for another day.

Darrell Waltrip
"arrived at the Talladega a bit ago,this places seems twice as big as Daytona,its Thursday and the infield is already quite lively !!"

How I See It: Hey Darrell, do me a favor and say hey to Ricky Bobby for me. Shake and Bake!

Pete Carroll
"there's 1 line in the movie risky business that should help you complete your search for the answer... #seahawksdraftclues "

How I See It: Taking over the head coaching job in Seattle is risky business enough.

Jonathan Stewart
"what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula? timon this movie is great everyone that has it sometime soon rewatch the lion king"

How I See It: Gotta love The Lion King. It's nice to see someone channeling his inner child on Draft Day. They said it best with "Hakuna Matata!"

Shaun Phillips
"#youremeber when you didn't have to pay bills cause mom and dad did. Those were the good days lol."

How I See It: Never lied about that.

John Calipari
"Long weekend recruiting and the signing period approaches. Time to add some players to the 2010-11 roster."

How I See It: Yeah, like all of the players.

Will Blackmon
"Whoa! Swat team is at 314 ashland rd. Sorry no pics. They would have def snatched me up!"

How I See It: Way to tell on yourself there.

Rick Fox
"R the Lakers healthy enough 2 repeat? Health issues crippled our team in 03 injuries arose in the playoffs. I ruptured a tendon in my _____?"

How I See It: Paging the Rick Fox Fan Club ...

Vernon Davis
"Doesn't matter what city you're in they still come find you."

How I See It: Probably should stop hanging out with Will Blackmon.

Quentin Groves
"BEEN NICE FOR TO LONG..."

How I See It: I agree, Quentin. Time to cause world chaos and destruction because there is seriously not enough of that going on these days. You should ask Ben Roethlisberger or Plaxico Burress for advice on this matter, I think they know how to handle your problem.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"My tattoo guy text me saying "you're long overdue for a tatt homie." & he's right! It's been like a month & some change. He knows me."

How I See It: I think the Nets should put on a promotion on what CDR's next tat should be. Maybe the guy who drew up the sideline play the team used this year can have that ingrained on CDR's skin because it's the only thing right the team has done.

Sean Avery
"Nobody has ever witnessed 2 Humpback Whales mating!"

How I See It: Hey, Sean, maybe you could be the first and enjoy some sloppy seconds afterward!

Shaun Phillips
"What if tiger got a tattoo like Kobe"

How I See It: Phillips should be a PR man after he's done playing. All Tiger would need to do is get a $4 million ring and everything will be all right.

Tashard Choice
"I just feel so super cool right now"

How I See It: When you're one of the main running backs for "America's Team", can score with Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood, one of the cheerleaders, the question is: Why do you sometimes NOT feel super cool?

Shaun Phillips
"About to check out this clippers game. Yes yes of course I'm Spiked out about to trip this referee. Ill be next to the clippers bench."

How I See It: Next to the Clippers bench? Why doesn’t he just move closer and join the team? They could definitely use the help.

Fabian Washington
"Kiss me im Irish. Na im not really irish but you can still kiss me."

How I See It: Fabian O’Washington.

John Calipari
"My man, Mr. Charles, has treated us like royalty and we are being stuffed w/ BBQ shrimp, escargot and an unreal split pea and shrimp soup."

How I See It:Royalty? BBQ Shrimp? Mr. Charles? Sounds like an NCAA VIOLATION!!!

Larry Fitzgerald
"I hope he does 2.He would be a great addition 2 our team RT @omfgitskami: @Lfitzgerald11 I hope Joey Porter signs with the Cards!"

How I See It: If by “great addition” you mean an “overrated player that is a huge distraction in the lockerroom,” then yes he would be a “great addition.”

Swin Cash
"In the gym @ESPN working it out! The world wide leader in sports has everything I need accept a court. Oh wait that's outside 2mor its on :)"

How I See It:How about someone to teach you some grammar? Looks like they have everything EXCEPT a court and an English teacher. I hope you ACCEPT this subtle lesson.