MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Bryan Clay
"On my way to Disneyland w/the kids. But had to be stopped on the way out the door by drug testers! They always have great timing! #fb"

How I See It: Better to be stopped before going to Disneyland than at Disneyland. Imagine getting busted in the happiest place in the world.

Ticha Penicheiro
"I did some serious window shopping on this bus!! Lmao Ok...time to shower and find me some good food!!!"

How I See It: It's okay, Ticha. I did enough shopping today for the both of us.

Rhys Lloyd
"Camp bound. Heading to Mankato/Gonna be board, no xbox, no guitar.."

How I See It: Uh, ever heard of reading?

Cappie Pondexter
"Thnks for givin my mom bday love yah she appreciates it"

How I See It: Better to be a motherlover than a mother ... well, you know the rest (I'm looking at you, Delonte West).

Ryan Bader
"Trees down, roads flooded, and the worst drivers in the U.S. When it rains. Dangerous out here http://twitvid.com/8WLOA"

How I See It: Because it's soooo safe to drive and record a video at the same time, right?

Donte Whitner
"I should be the official tweeter of the buffalo bills HA"

How I See It: Bills' fans don't need constant updates about our mediocrity, but thanks for the offer, Donte!

Jennie Finch
"All packed up... Phew what a day! Fired up for tonights big game!!!! Bear Down Arizona!!! Bear Down Red & Blue!!!!"

How I See It: I would just like to make it clear that Arizona is the Wildcats. UCLA, Arizona's opponent, is the Bruins (Bears). Bears eat Wildcats. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Dick Hayhurst
"Seriously though, good luck Stephen. It's an exciting night to be a Nationals fan, hopefully the first of many due to a fantastic career."

How I See It: WHOA! The words "exciting" and "Nationals" should never be that close together for any reason.

Cappie Pondexter
"I leave ny traffic and now since I've been in Chicago I've been in taffic for 3 days! Smh think traffic likes me"

How I See It: Wait till you get to LA. You'll be sitting in traffic until the Nationals win a World Series.

Hasheem Thabeet
"Done For The Day.. Now Relaxing!!!!"

How I See It: Wait, isn't playing in the NBDL relaxing enough?

Landon Donovan
"Less than 4 days......................"

How I See It: Nothing more needs to be said.