DeSean Jackson
"Lets ride big dogg>>>RT @Thepresidentcb: Bout to hit NYC with the hommie @DeseanJackson10."
How I See It: As a Giants fan, I'm warning you for your own safety, DO NOT COME BACK TO NEW YORK.
Nick Swisher
"Need some Xmas present ideas for the fam. Suggestions?"
How I See It: Earplugs.
Michael Oher
"My mom got me so much Louis Vuitton I dont know what i did to deserve this!"
How I See It: Sandra Bullock's first gift to Big Mike since that pickup truck.
Curt Schilling
"Watching gabs at softball, had to insert myself into drills, to help, now have eleventeen pulled quad muscles"
How I See It: Coming from bloody sock man himself. Real tough guy.
Coco Crisp
"Biz day 4 me 2day. My bedroom got invaded by an army of ants. Spent my morning at war wit them! Took bout an hour but I won the war!"
How I See It: Folks, this is why your mother told you that leaving food on the floor would lead to ants. Imagine being a Cocoa Krispie. It can't be a fun life.
Landry Fields
"Laying down watching, The History Channel."
How I See It: In other words, "Look at me, I went to Stanford!"
Kerry Rhodes
"Ok louisville let's take control of this game! The best named bowl game ever lol lol. THE BEEF O' BRADY bowl! ?"
How I See It: Listen, Kerry, just be glad the Cardinals aren't playing in that game.
Landon Donovan
"Christmas done came early RT @MissKajlich: ho ho ho RT @JonnyIce: @MissKajlich #Maxim holiday gift to us all! http://plixi.com/p/63999087"
How I See It: Okay, Landon Donovan and Bianca Kajlich are still the weirdest separated couple in the world.
Ozzie Guillen
"how is holidays for everyone? I have gained 10 pounds already jaja"
How I See It: Did Ozzie eat another umpire?
LeBron James
"Why would u even punt the ball to him though! No sense! Smh.He's the most explosive player in the stadium. Amazing play by @DeseanJackson10"
How I See It: Why would you tell the city of Cleveland that you wouldn't stop until you brought [them] a championship? No sense!