"Lets ride big dogg>>>RT @Thepresidentcb: Bout to hit NYC with the hommie @DeseanJackson10."
How I See It: As a Giants fan, I'm warning you for your own safety, DO NOT COME BACK TO NEW YORK.
"Need some Xmas present ideas for the fam. Suggestions?"
How I See It: Earplugs.
"My mom got me so much Louis Vuitton I dont know what i did to deserve this!"
How I See It: Sandra Bullock's first gift to Big Mike since that pickup truck.
"Watching gabs at softball, had to insert myself into drills, to help, now have eleventeen pulled quad muscles"
How I See It: Coming from bloody sock man himself. Real tough guy.
"Biz day 4 me 2day. My bedroom got invaded by an army of ants. Spent my morning at war wit them! Took bout an hour but I won the war!"
How I See It: Folks, this is why your mother told you that leaving food on the floor would lead to ants. Imagine being a Cocoa Krispie. It can't be a fun life.
"Laying down watching, The History Channel."
How I See It: In other words, "Look at me, I went to Stanford!"
"Ok louisville let's take control of this game! The best named bowl game ever lol lol. THE BEEF O' BRADY bowl! ?"
How I See It: Listen, Kerry, just be glad the Cardinals aren't playing in that game.
"Christmas done came early RT @MissKajlich: ho ho ho RT @JonnyIce: @MissKajlich #Maxim holiday gift to us all! http://plixi.com/p/63999087"
How I See It: Okay, Landon Donovan and Bianca Kajlich are still the weirdest separated couple in the world.
"how is holidays for everyone? I have gained 10 pounds already jaja"
How I See It: Did Ozzie eat another umpire?
"Why would u even punt the ball to him though! No sense! Smh.He's the most explosive player in the stadium. Amazing play by @DeseanJackson10"
How I See It: Why would you tell the city of Cleveland that you wouldn't stop until you brought [them] a championship? No sense!