MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Sidney Rice
"New blog... Sidneyrice18.com"

How I See It: It looks like Rice’s hip surgery has left him desperate for things to do.

Chad Ochocinco
"Me and baby Carlos jamming to Slique Song addicted http://bit.ly/c6MvEp"

How I See It: Chad rarely fails to amaze me. I don’t know if I’m more shocked that he bought the baby Carlos shirt or that he can actually roller skate backwards.

Jozy Altidore
"What's up people? 24 is an amazing tv show. Jack Bauer is no joke!"

How I See It: Yeah, we realize it’s a great TV show. You’re about nine years late on the Jack bandwagon.

Chris Bosh
"Training = pain"

How I See It: Creating super-team = annoying for NBA

Ricky Williams
"Commonly asked question...here's the answer: No more dreads for me. Simple as that. They served a purpose for me then, but no longer."

How I See It: No worries. Chris Johnson is rocking the dreadlocks now. They seem to have worked for him last season ...

Braylon Edwards
"Ok enough serious tweets for the day...every1 tweet @OGOchoCinco & @Lfitzgerald11 tell them how much better than them I am on Madden11 lol"

How I See It: Ochocinco and Fitzgerald each had 1,000-plus receiving yards last season. You didn’t even hit 700. Oh yeah, I heard that players with heavy-duty beards automatically get minus one on their overall rating too.

Tony Hawk
"Found this pic in my phone. Posting it = revenge on my son for making me fat. He could be in a new Austin Powers: http://post.ly/tWix"

How I See It: Ha ha ha, nothing better than a father publicly humiliating his son.

Ray Rice
"Just found out The Rock and Vin Diesel doing a movie in the hotel I'm staying at I'm going to audition for a role (career after football)"

How I See It: If you want a movie career after football, step one: Don't star in a movie with The Rock and Vin Diesel.

Steve Nash
"If you haven't been to the equator, try NYC this time of year."

How I See It: Don't forget to bring your sunscreen.

Serena Williams
"@Venuseswilliams can u let me know when u r going to ask the question?? I wanna win a signed copy of your book. Really I just wanna win!!"

How I See It: First Wimbledon and now this. Don't let Serena win something else of yours, Venus!

Matt Antonelli
"I think Lebron should come play wide receiver for the Pats...Championship"

How I See It: LeBron can bring his crown, but Brady still has three rings to show off he can win the big games.

Brittany Lincicome
"What do u think about my hamburger earrings?!?I have great earrings the next 2 days as well http://tweetphoto.com/31510331"

How I See It: Make sure you don't get near Mike Tyson. He doesn't need any more reason to bite off someone's ear.

Natasha Hastings
"24!"

How I See It: Not sure if she’s talking about Jack Bauer or Kobe Bryant. And I’m not sure which one is more likely to be eliminated either.

Kassim Osgood
"I think im the only person on Twitter to lose 3 followers in 3 weeks, but still have the same total! Lol!!!"

How I See It: Wait, so you lost 3 but you added 3 at the same time? I’m really confused. No wonder you lost 3 followers (but gained 3 too?).

Apolo Ohno
"Never say never"

How I See It: And yet you just said it twice. The ultimate paradox, and dumbest expression ever.

Charlie Villanueva
"Aight budtweets, I'm on the road again. Catch ya later. Peace."

How I See It: If you’re taking the road out of Detroit, can you take your massive contract with you? Thanks.

Ray Rice
"I'm wost than a lil kid just spilled my whole salad on myself smh"

How I See It: And you know Ray meant to spill his salad, of course.

Jennie Finch
""Everyday before you go to bed.... ask yourself if you did everything possible to do and be your best that day!" - Apolo Ohno - Love it!"

How I See It: Spoken like a true Olympian. And also, can we add softball to the Winter Olympics, just so we can all see Jennie? Thanks.

Martellus Bennett
"i jus read a article on the dangers of heavy drinking. scared the s--- outta me. so thats it 4 me after 2day. No more fricking reading."

How I See It: Wait, I think that article was supposed to encourage you to stop drinking, not stop reading.

Mike Douglas
"To the #van2010 critics: VANOC is no more to blame for the warmest winter in history than you and I are. #globalwarmings"

How I See It: Somewhere, Al Gore is nodding and emphatically pumping his fist.

Ray Rice
"Yo I remember when me and my bro @CGreene36 was taking our ACT test to get in school lol I was putting any answer cuz I ain't know a thing"

How I See It: Well at least we know Ray did well on the grammar section.

Jessica Mendoza
"http://twitpic.com/13nyua - Good seats in 9-0 USA over Russia in women's ice hockey in the 2nd period. Go USA!"

How I See It:If this was the score of the Russia-USA men’s game, we could only assume that Alex Ovechkin defected to the United States. Or that they were playing baseball.

Michael Waltrip
"ps. i like talking about my sport. i want to send some love to my friends at Toyota. they will fix the problem. i know how much they care"

How I See It: C’mon, Michael. Buy American.

Ray Rice
"Talk to me people the pro bowl experience is going well chillin poolside getting a tan"

How I See It: No player should ever complain about the Pro Bowl location or time again. Glad to see they are practicing hard this week.

Frank Walker
"Condos on south beach. Anyone"

How I See It:Is this an auction or something? And is this what Twitter has become?

Thurman Thomas
"If u guys don't like the pro life ad they gonna air dur superbowl, write it down on a piece of paper, ball it up and eat it"

How I See It: I’ll stick to the chips and salsa, thank you.

Santonio Holmes
"Dinner at The Capital Grille!"

How I See It:If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that ... I would not have enough money to eat at The Capital Grille.

Ray Rice
"As a man I would like to apologize the fans of green bay you can't judge a book by it's cover and for me to talk about your city was wrong"

How I See It: Man to another man, they probably deserved it.

Darnell Dockett
"What's up world, I'm gonna hit the weights like they do in jail, shirt off, loud music (jeezy) tattoos showing.Monday night Football -> YES"

How I See It: Hmmmmmm.

Brandon Jennings
"Tiger Woods, is still the MAN! SHADY!"

How I See It: Tiger thanks you for your support, Young Money.

Justin Forsett
"It's a great morning finish lifting and got a huge cake shipped to me this morning"

How I See It: All that work down the drain.

Joe Lauzon
"Going to get blood work done today... lets hope I didn't catch any Hep or HIV"

How I See It: Stay classy, Joe.

Justin Gimelstob
"I just asked the dude at Coffee Bean what the maximum legal amount of caffeine he could put in my coffee, and then please add more"

How I See It: Oh Justin, such the comedian. Try that with the bartender next time.

Renee Montgomery
"We are riders. On a mission. Action kids in play condition! What u know about that?"

How I See It: Somebody get this girl a record deal!

Thurman Thomas
"I've had enuff of this crap"

How I See It: Then pack your Twitter bags and get out, Thurman. We don't want you anyways.

Carmelo Anthony
"Just got to Indiana"

How I See It: Sorry to hear that.

Ray Rice
"I'm in this train to Ny tell Me this dude is sleep snoring loud as hell and he farted in his sleep lol the whole train is like WTF"

How I See It: Real nice, Ray. This guy trusted you enough to sleep next to you and you go ahead and put him out via Twitter.