MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Leonard Weaver
"The doctor just took a mold of my foot!!!!”
How I See It: Foot modeling, the No. 1 job for locked out NFLers. Chad Ochocinco
"Due 2 thelockout i'm marching with the band RT @WatchMy_Duuust: @ochocinco u goin to the Atlanta Classic.SU vs FAMU n Atl September 24?"
How I See It: Chad, unless you know something that we don’t, I wouldn’t just assume the lockout will still be on four months from now.

Jalen Rose
"I'm getting old....this will be my 10th straight season covering the NBA Finals! #I love this game!"
How I See It: You sure are, especially considering the fact that “I love this game” hasn’t been the NBA’s slogan for years.

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Nate Clements
"What a day leaving Chuckie Cheese"
How I See It: I thought that was strictly for children under the age of 10…

Jalen Rose
""Everything around us is made up of energy....to attract positive things in your life,start by giving off positive energy" #inspiration"
How I See It: Don’t you mean give off negative energy? Opposites attract, you know that!

Greg Olsen
"Had a great time and the police vs fire dept. FB game in Chicago. Great to support two groups who do so mch for us all."
How I See It: Wait a second! If the police and the fire department are playing then who’s protecting the city?

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Stuart Holden
"Just had a sincere phone call from Jonny Evans wishing me the best in my recovery, def wasn't intentional, just unfortunate part of the game"

How I See It: Evans only ruined the best season an American has ever had in the Premier League. No big deal. Don't be a pushover, Stu. Toughen up!

Tiger Woods
"First win of the year, unfortunately it was against @jimmyfallon"

How I See It: Congrats. Would you consider this win No. 2? Charlie Sheen sure would.

Danilo Gallinari
"Having lunch..son adre a mangia'..."

How I See It: Translation: It doesn't take a brain surgeon to know I play better defense than Carmelo Anthony.

Joe Maddon
"Props to the Brignac family's gumbo. They are cooking cajun for the ballclub's pregame meal today."

How I See It: Somebody tell Reid Brignac that Jason Barlett's gone and he can stop brown-nosing the coach. He's got the shortstop job.

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Chris Webber
"Timeout for "THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY 3.10.11" on www.chriswebber.com http://ning.it/g4sswY"

How I See It: Is thoughtful Chris Webber an oxymoron?

Jalen Rose
"Coming up next on Outside the Lines & @SportsCenter...talking whether college athletes should be paid plus more#Espn"

How I See It: Oh, you mean like Chris Webber.

Greg Anthony
"If you're looking for help with ur bracket go to ncaa.com/powerade"

How I See It: But don't go to this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0-36Kg3lCI

Kenny Smith
"Who else does?RT @phemzziey: @TheJetOnTNT I want your job"

How I See It: Not gonna lie, you looked like you were having a lot of fun in that clip.

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T.J. Ward
"I hate loosing with a passion. There is no way that ill get use to this."

How I See It: You should wear a belt if your pants are too loose.

Willie Anderson
"Who do the Bengals have next week?"

How I See It: Why do you bother asking this question on Twitter when you have the entire world wide web at your disposal?

Steve Slaton
"Wish I could have a snowball fight"

How I See It: Why don’t you? None of your adult friends want to play in the snow with you?

Rudy Fernandez
"Patty is ironman!!!"

How I See It: No, Robert Downey Jr. is ...

Jalen Rose
"#NFL Detroit Lions thanks for beating the Packers 7-3! (After losing 19th straight division games)"

How I See It: Who knew all it would take is a concussion?

Joe Namath
"Dolphins reading Sanchez like a book…"

How I See It: Nah, I’d say reading Sanchez like a jet start-up manual.

Rajon Rondo
"I'm hungry and don't know what to eat"

How I See It: Food is normally a solid choice. Just don’t steal anything ... if anything, you should save that for the Tuesday night game against the Knicks.

Jalen Rose
"CHECK-OUT MY TOP 5 TWEETS OF THE WEEK: http://bit.ly/bv6fnl"

How I See It: Wow Jalen, how original.

Chris Paul
"Jus finished christmas pics wit my lil man...took him a lil while but he finally warmed up to the whole SANTA thing!"

How I See It: Now we know why the Hornets are undefeated -- Santa came early.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"OCNN News: Best Basketball game of the year - @MiamiHEAT vs. @Lakers Christmas Day"

How I See It: The good news for Chad is that he’ll likely be home for the winter to watch this game.

Lolo Jones
"Sure I'm 28, but don't be deceived An athletes age is determined like dog years"

How I See It: Then Brett Favre is our first 1,000-year old football player.

James Harden
"Relationships is like a rope..you better hold ya end"

How I See It: If only Harden applied this analogy to basketball (5 points, 2 rebounds in 22 minutes). Ouch.

Paul Pierce
"It's been a pleasure to bring my talents to south beach now on to Memphis"

How I See It: I don’t know what I hate more: LeBron James’ decision, or the hundreds of killed jokes that have manifested from it.

Devin Hester
"Hey did yall know D Wade change shoes every quarter."

How I See It: You know, I think D-Wade warrants a puppet commercial just like Kobe and LeBron. Anyone who changes shoes every quarter deserves one, minus Stephon Marbury.

Jalen Rose
"Espn2...9-11pm est...check us out...as we go Coast to Coast around the NBA..(analysis/stats/highlights/updates plus more!)"

How I See It: This tweet says “NFL Offseason” to me (sigh).

Bill Stewart
"Congrats to Pat McAfee, who represented the Old Gold and Blue in the Super Bowl this past weekend as a member of the Indianapolis Colts."

How I See It: Congratulations for what?

Martellus Bennett
"yupp yupp i wonder how many baby mamas will leave their child at home with grandma to come to dallas and paarrrttyyyy with me.."

How I See It: You want to know why the Cowboys have the reputation that they do? Thanks Martellus.

Jay Feely
"I thought my 6yr old son was going to beat me head up from the junior tees today. He was one down with 2 to play and I shot 3 over par.s"

How I See It: Future Tiger Woods? (in the golf way, not the ... um, other way.)

Steven Jackson
"Time for some real food. Reese's and snickers held me down on the flight."

How I See It: Is this what the Rams feed their players on travel days? Do we now officially know why St. Louis is 1-11?

Jalen Rose
"College to NFL success? The only heisman trophy winner since 1999 that is currently starting in the NFL is Carson Palmer(2002)-"

How I See It: Depends how you define “success.” Reggie Bush dated (is still dating?) Kim Kardashian. Does that count?

Ryan Grant
"All you Chicagoians lol should be ashamed..its not even cold here..I'd go swim in lake Michigan right now lol..hahahah who is coming with me"

How I See It: Today, it was in the high 70’s in Florida, and I almost broke out the hot chocolate. Not sure if I have a right to make any comments on Grant’s Tweet.

Brandon Jennings
"Good thing bout Xmas now a days I have no worries. I can buy watever I want, if I wanted to."

How I See It: It’s good to know Brandon has learned humility so early in his career.

Ron Artest
"Was tiger woods set up nationally by haters!!!? Was this a well thought out plan at tigers image?"

How I See It: Knew it: Phil Mickelson just couldn’t stand playing second fiddle to Tiger anymore.

Jalen Rose
"Its a funny irony for me to see Duke bball team playing in "black shoes and socks--so glad times and images have changed in the U.S."

How I See It: Actually, Jalen, that's neither funny nor ironic. You were one of my favorite players as a kid though, so I'll let it slide.

Martellus Bennett
"DMX was a good actor"

How I See It: In...?

Fabian Washington
"Auburn has no clue how to run a 2min offence. WOW"

How I See It: Well at least they can spell it.

Jason Thompson
"Krazi memories!! Def want that same fire bac to Arco!!!"

How I See It: You only saved about 3 letter here, Jason.

DeAndre Jordan
"Just got some treatment in. Now time for lunch with @blakegriffin and k.rush!!!"

How I See It: Guess all that not-playing made you three hungry.

Jay Feely
"Red River shootout is excellent rivalry since 1900. Definetly been more relevant last 5 years in national picture than Mich/oh st."

How I See It: 2006: #1 OSU vs. #2 Michigan. Decided BCS Championship bowls. Do your research. (This game has been nicknamed the game of the decade and it qualified for Game of the Century; Jay seriously, stop embarrassing yourself.)

Ryan Grant
"Even worse if you tweet something bad and they read the tweet on their phoneRT @RaevenWestern: Tweeting while on a date is RUDE! I'm sorry"

How I See It: Class act. Cell phone use in general on a date = bad.

Jalen Rose
"ok i'm back on ustream...issue fixed! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/therosereport"

How I See It: Just what the world needed...more of you...

Steve Nash
"About to go on for PTI...I bet he's going to ask how one goes 2 for 10 during the game last night...."

How I See It: Tell him to eat your 10-2 record.

Kevin Durant
"#whatsbetter goin 2 la or goin 2 miami for vacation"

How I See It: Smog vs. old people. Not much to pick between there...

Willie Anderson
"@OGOchoCinco When we doing Fatburger Friday Lunch with your followers?"

How I See It: Subway for you sir.

John Calipari
"I was happy how we overcame the 18-point deficit."

How I See It: The joy just explodes from this tweet, Coach Cal.

Jalen Rose
"My recap on Pacquiao-Cotto... it's time to see Pacquiao-Mayweather...who's with me?"

How I See It: Everybody but Floyd.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just touched down! The shortest flight I've ever been on. Real Talk! 17min!"

How I See It: Where'd you fly? Target?

Tommy Lasorda
"Congratulations to Royal's P Zack Greinke for winning the AL Cy Young. I managed 2 NL Cy Young winners: Fernando ('81) and Hershiser ('88)"

How I See It: I'll remember that the next time I play Trivial Pursuit. Talk about irrelevant.