MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Le'Ron McClain
"At the Pet Store gotta get a leash for Mission!!!!"

How I See It: Don't spend your contract money all in one place!

Quentin Groves
"Man it's hotter than a mud!!!!!"

How I See It: I just don't know how that makes sense.

Nate Robinson
"Sup y'all what it do? On this bus wit da team, the NBA where sleeping #CELTICS happen #WORDAAPP LOL http://plixi.com/p/47522852"

How I See It: The NBA: Where the Celtics lose because they can't stay awake happens.

Stuart Schweigert
"Who is coming to the Nighthawk game Saturday?"

How I See It: I really hope he's talking about the UFL. That would make me so happy.

Clay Matthews
"Bum bum bum bummmmmmmm"

How I See It: That's what Bears fans will be saying to you after Jay Cutler dismantles the Packer's defense, “Bum! Bum! Bum!”

Jay Feely
"Why does everybody keep asking me if I retired. LOL! Just moved to the west coast, playing for the Cardinals. Truly enjoying Phoenix."

How I See It: Jay, you don't play for the Cardinals, you kick for the Cardinals. Get over yourself.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Detroit really isnt the most happening place 2 b.Its cold & snowing.We gotta take care of business 2morrow.Get a win & get home!"

How I See It: Larry Fitzgerald has been in Detroit for no more than 2 days and he already can’t wait to leave.

Stuart Schweigert
"HAHAHA Did anyone see Wyoming's incredibly blown coverage in the New Mexico Bowl?"

How I See It: Honestly, don't think anyone saw that.

Michael Waltrip
"The Cowboys will win. Wana bet ?"

How I See It: Um, yes please.

Shaun Phillips
"@qbkilla happy bday."

How I See It: Happy Birthday, Warren Sapp. The Bucs could still use you.

Brandon Jennings
"Sbhcdbjdsjovfbcdbsjhdcjvfbhvdhxcbsvfbvfj"

How I See It: I agree whole-heartedly.

Darnell Dockett
"I remember back in day the Atl on #Holloween, we couldn't afford costume so we put pillow cases on R face lk the KKK & took kids candy !"

How I See It: Um, what?

Jim Harbaugh
"Suspicions confirmed that I'm not the most popular guy. Didn't get one invite to a Halloween party. That's ok-hard @ work preparing 4 Ducks."

How I See It: Sure it’s ok, Jim. Hold in your emotions.

Trent Shelton
"30,000 i reached my goal YESSSSS thanks yall"

How I See It: Quite a high-reaching goal to have in life, 30,000 Twitter followers. Congratulations, Trent.

Jay Cutler
"Getting some work in today. The Browns are going to town"

How I See It: Nice rhyming by Jay. Looks like Shakespeare plays quarterback for the Bears.

Stuart Schweigert
"Colddddddd out here."

How I See It: It’s a cold, cold world when you have played for the Raiders, Redskins and Lions in your career.

Stuart Schweigert
"Tigers Choke. Suicide will be considered."

How I See It: I can understand the extreme reaction, Stuart. Not only did you play for the worst pro football team ever last year, THEY CUT YOU! I'm more worried about your sanity than the Tigers'.

Leonard Little
"Watching Rehab. I guess it's a pool at the Hard Rock hotel in Vegas where people hang out. I don't know because Ive never been to Vegas."

How I See It: ... there really should be an "Irony Alert" on Twitter.

Bill Stewart
"In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt"

How I See It: Funny, Michael Irvin and Lawrence Taylor lived by the same motto.

Nate Robinson
"Guess who I just seen? SMH"

How I See It: I'm going to guess it wasn't an English teacher.

Dwayne Wade
"Orlando whts the word. whts to do out here???"

How I See It: Well, there's Disney World. Since you're Dwayne Wade though, I'd recommend going to Wherever The Hell You Feel Like. They'll treat you pretty well there.