MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Trent Shelton
"Cmon baylor"

How I See It: Haha. Baylor is playing awful.

Pete Carroll
"hey seattle, can we get a #BlueFriday going this week?? wear blue on friday to support the @seahawks! "

How I See It: Is the Seahawks' main color not green? I guess it a turquoiseish type color.

Myron Rolle
"I really hope Cote d'Ivoire Prez Gbagbo gives up position peacefully. Do not need another West African civil war.. "

How I See It: This is the most informed athlete tweeter out there!

Bryant McKinnie
"Any1 know around what time Barnes & Noble closes? "

How I See It: Can't you just look it up?

Michael Waltrip
"Daughter wants to go to a teen club. I said ok, lets go. Then I found out that I wasn't invited. "

How I See It: They grow up so quickly.

Chad Ochocinco
"Is the news true of the recent arrest of a certain individual involved in 2 Pacs murder? "

How I See It: 2pac isn't dead.

Trent Shelton
"Why do you have more hope for your favorite football team, than you have for your life? -@BaylorBarbee"

How I See It: Well, because Aaron Rodgers isn't the quarterback of my life.

Vince Young
"N locker room with some of my teammates these boys r crazy if we can record this we will b best reality show on TV."

How I See It: Filming NFL teams during the preseason, what a novel idea Vince. You should consider contacting HBO about that idea, and maybe call the show "Hard Knocks" or something.

Le'Ron McClain
"Up up up up up up up up Yeah........ Gang Gang!!!!! And I'm gone"

How I See It: Say what?

Terrell Owens
"Not picking me on ur turnipsports.com fantasy squad means u have no chance @ winning $50 Gs. Sign up now & dn't 4get 2 use my promo code..."

How I See It: No one does arrogant AND promotional at the same time better than Batman (TO).

Chad Ochocinco Johnson
"#FACT My success over my career has been enabled because of the play of Housh on the opposite side of me and id be happy to have him back"

How I See It: Oh man, sounds more like the Justice League now.

Lorenzo Neal
"Come out and tailgate with the Fresno Greats free food and drinks by FanFoods"

How I See It: "Fresno Greats," now that's an oxymoron.

Serena Williams
"OMG Venus dress?? She's killing the game!!!"

How I See It: Classic jealousy from the younger sister.

Joel Hanrahan
"This show about Alabama football on espn2 is awful!!!"

How I See It: Wow, that shocks me so much, especially since Nick Saban is so eccentric and personable.

Trent Shelton
"Why hype yourself up to standards you can't live up to! Better to be underrated to be overrated."

How I See It: That statement didn’t resonate with a single member of the New York Jets.

Darnell Dockett
"Who up right night , I got a problem!"

How I See It: And his name is Matt Leinart.

LeBron James
"Just landed back home and ran into @mogotti2 and the fam. Always good to see family."

How I See It: LeBron’s taking his talents to his house to see his family.

Golden Tate
"I want a pet lion when I grow up! Can I buy one from the petco in Africa ?"

How I See It: Golden broke into a doughnut store at 3 a.m. Can we possibly trust him with a pet lion?

Trent Shelton
"Dont treat relationships like a revolving door because you can walk back in but it nothing going to change. Save yourself a trip"

How I See It: Or you could get stuck in it. Seriously, being stuck in a revolving door is one of my fears. Always take the side door.

Terrell Owens
"@OGOchoCinco May swing thru Robin! Batman is eating"

How I See It: Just like kids, they pretend to be superheroes. And just like kids, they will probably eventually fight over which one of them gets to be Batman.

Michael Huff
"Shoutout to all my new followers, all I talk about is cougars, food, and make fun of my teammates so get ready!!"

How I See It: I know he’s not your teammate anymore, but I hope JaMarcus is included in that last group.

Darnell Dockett
"If I had 2 put on a diffrent uniform it would B Eagles/!bears/Ravens/panthers/Jets I like all their uniforms cn someonephoto shop me in them"

How I See It: Every Cardinals fan just panicked a little bit.

DeMar DeRozan
"Seem like happiness is hard to find..."

How I See It: It’s especially harder to find in Canada.

Trent Shelton
"You get alot of friends when you say, you got some GaGa tickets lol...Then they want them for Free! #childplease! lol"

How I See It: Easiest way to tell the real friends versus the fakers: Invite them to a Washington Redskins game in addition to the concert. All you'll hear are crickets.

Kenny Moore
"Will somebody please turn the heat off outside! Goodness"

How I See It: According to Inception, Leo DiCaprio controls everything. I'll pass along the message.

Kris Humphries
"Got my new golf clubs, gonna get my game right."

How I See It: You're going to need it. After going 12-70 this year, I'm predicting several lengthy upcoming off-seasons.

Joe Lauzon
"#Gmail is amazing. Sent an email and said "I have attached" but forgot to attach the image. So it asked me if I forgot."

How I See It: In addition to taking over the world, Google can now take over your mind.

Michael Waltrip
"im thinking Hooters for lunch. they have great food."

How I See It: And you probably read Playboy for the articles too, huh?

Alana Beard
"Just saw a guy walkin down the street in DC with 2 NY size rats on his shoulders! Can we say insane? I literally closed my eyes and drove by"

How I See It: Who needs shoulder pads when you can wear fall's hottest new accessory, shoulder rats?

Trent Shelton
"thinking im about to hit houston's restaurant solo ...oh well"

How I See It: Reminds me of Rachel from Friends. I don't get why there's such a stigma about eating alone in restaurants. Everyone deserves a little alone time. I support you, Shelton!

C.J. Miles
"The first home alone is classic"

How I See It: One of my go-to holiday movies. Christmas cheer in the middle of Spring, always a good choice.

Martellus Bennett
"I wanna be a ninja turtle. WTF. How can I do this?"

How I See It: Channel your inner Vanilla Ice and do the dance from his TMNT2 movie. Classic.

Kerron Clement
"I still haven't seen Iron Man 2"

How I See It: Why are you at home tweeting about this? GO. SEE. IT. NOW. Soooo good. RDJr is a total badass.

Vince Spadea
"I just saw a guy using a pay phone. They still make those?"

How I See It: Sure they do. I'm also pretty sure the guy had the DeLorean next to him, huh?

Joffrey Lupul
"Why did I think building a house would be easier? What do I know about cabinets, faucets etc. It is gonna have a jacuzzi on the rooftop tho!"

How I See It: Skip the jacuzzi and put in a backyard rink. Maybe then you'll make the playoffs.

Bob Bryan
"Played a cut-throat game of Risk at my cousin's apt. in Madrid. Finished dead last. Should have know not to make a treaty with a Bryan."

How I See It: How can any game that includes tiny plastic ponies be considered "cut-throat"?

Nick Mangold
"And I'm back in Nnnnneeeewww Jjjjjjeeeerrrrssseeeyyyyyy"

How I See It: Let the fist pumping begin.

Trent Shelton
"Shout out to all the mothers!!!! Everyday should be mothers day"

How I See It: Careful there, Shelton. Nobody likes a momma's boy.

Kevin Weekes
"Canucks team has to show up now,too good of a team to be on this track the last 2 games."

How I See It: The Blackhawks were my pick to win the Cup, so for the sake of my playoff pool, I hope you're wrong, Weekes.

Nick Mangold
"Made it in safe & sound, no thanks to the faux plane. Nap and then caught the Derby. What a great race. Shame stupid PETA probably missed it "

How I See It: If Nick Mangold mysteriously disappears tomorrow, you’ll know who it was.

Trent Shelton
"See past my tattoos, my body,face idk whatever it is u judge me by....and just try to see my heart...that's all I ask "

How I See It: I see your heart ... but it’s all tattooed up.

Warren Sapp
"800K Cash!!! WOW Wanna See The Pay-out!!!"

How I See It: It appears Warren’s Twitter account has turned into a running infomercial.

Clay Matthews
"Should've put some money down on Ice Box!! Does 2nd pay out??"

How I See It: I’m not sure, but you can get $800,000 from Warren Sapp.

Sinorice Moss
"Proud of my 3year old son. He Bowled an 88. With the Bumpers by himself. Went into the 10th frame with an 80. http://tweetphoto.com/20709077"

How I See It: I think I bowled a 46 recently (true story). How embarrassing.

Thurman Thomas
"The bill in Arizona Prohibits Racial Profiling, they put that in the Bill."

How I See It: Does the bill also capitalize random words?

Al Horford
"Buenas tardes a todos. Estoy de regreso en Twitter. Gracias a Los fanaticos que estan con nosotros en las buenas y en las malas. Nuestro..."

How I See It: Al Horford speaking Spanish. This tweet mysteriously cuts off ... ah, he must be in Arizona. Yeah, that explains it.

DeSean Jackson
"Bac in philly on my shit time 2 grind harder!! The take-over is coming...."

How I See It: Even DeSean sees it coming….after Kevin Kolb plays bad in week one, impatient Philly fans will be calling for Mike Kafka to replace him at QB. Hence “the take-over.”

Kris Humphries
"Winnersville got lucky in madden yesterday. Farve threw 2 picks; its crazy how accurate the game is."

How I See It: The game was also accurate enough to have the Minnesota radio announcer scream “THIS ISN’T DETROIT, THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL MADDEN!” after an interception.

Trent Shelton
"Some of these wolves to me look just like sheep"

How I See It: You ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf? Now the wolves are taking trickery to a new level: disguise.

Trent Shelton
"If i was mike bibby i would have got mad to for my teammate touching me like that lmao"

How I See It: Can I get some context please?

Ndamukong Suh
"Very nice facility, coachs and owner here in Detroit , def will have to say I did enjoy my trip but it is bac to NEB now!!"

How I See It: I guess the only time anyone is ever excited to go to Nebraska is when they're leaving Detroit.

Greg Anthony
"Would Mike Anderson ever consider leaving Missouri?"

How I See It: ...yes?

J.R. Smith
"whats going on in yall world!"

How I See It: Knew he was an alien. Knew it.

Candace Parker
"Omg! Gettn my hair done!!!!!!! Excitement"

How I See It: I won't let the fact that you tweet like my little sister take away from the huge crush I have on you, Candace.

Willie Anderson
"Back to this snow! I'm starving!"

How I See It: Use a period!

Fabian Washington
"I'm like fish grease what that mean I'm really hot"

How I See It: Or just greasy.

Kikkan Randall
"Just saw something that falls between a segway and a trike, wow!"

How I See It: Oh, damn. Hope that kid was okay.

Andrew Bogut
"How do people play slot machines for hours on end... I would be bored after 10 mins"

How I See It: We can't all afford to let $50 go without trying to win it back.

Trent Shelton
"So who's all in dallas for all-star?"

How I See It: I can just taste the boredom.

Willie Anderson
"ok back at home! she messed her car up!"

How I See It: I give in...

Drew Brees
"Remember, Blackout the Dome with your Finish Strong shirt. The official players shirt says, "Our City, Our Home" then "Finish Strong""

How I See It: “Finish strong”…..yeah, the Saints definitely finished strong this year with those home losses to the Cowboys and Bucs. Definitely.

Al Horford
"Play the Wizards tonite at 7. Let's get it"

How I See It:(insert Arenas/Crittenton gun joke here)

Trent Shelton
"If your tweet isnt "Retweeted" by at least one person ...you probably shouldnt say it cuz NOBODY cares!"

How I See It:This might be the best way to alienate your entire base of followers.

Renee Montgomery
"#randomfact Brad Pitt has been smoking since the sixth grade"

How I See It: Telling kids that Brad Pitt has been smoking since sixth grade is probably not the best way to prevent them from smoking.

Kevin Weekes
"Tweeters, I'll take the first 10 questions from minor hockey goalies and or parents,and adult rec goalies for tips,insights on the posistion"

How I See It: I’m sure the amount of tweets by minor league hockey goalies and their parents completely overwhelmed Kevin as soon as his tweet was sent out.

Evan Oglesby
"i lost my phone and contact..text me ur name, email, and if u have blackberry send ur pin..thanks"

How I See It: You’re sending this out….to your entire twitter following base? Interesting. Desperate for contacts I guess.

Trent Shelton
"So I turn on the tv...and a epidsope of top model is on that I didn't want to see lol"

How I See It:Are there episodes of Top Model that you actually do want to see?

Bryant McKinnie
"Well its warmed up a bit! Went from -15 to -6 whoo hoo! Lol! "

How I See It: It’s in the 60’s today in Florida … I think I shivered a couple times, and I had to break out the sweatshirt for the first time in a while. So I totally know what Bryant is going through right now.

Mark Teahen
"Just realized why Fitzgerald is a better reciever than I am....thumbs, he has them."

How I See It:Yeah … he has them. So do I. I guess I’ll throw my name out there for Anquan Boldin’s replacement when he bolts town.

Reggie Bush
"Those were some great College games yesterday...I think the Northwestern/Auburn game might have been the best of the day maybe the year!"

How I See It: Agreed. Also, Reggie should audition for the kicking job for the Wildcats next season.

Brandon Jennings
"What's been athletes problems lately??? Women! For all athletes just make sure she's the right one. That's all, and make sure your ready"

How I See It: That year abroad taught Young Money more than we thought.

Kevin Durant
"Ay who is Natalie Nunn..i seen her on worldstar hiphop.."

How I See It: This isn't going anywhere pretty.

Chansi Stuckey
"today was such a great day for travel"

How I See It: And sarcasm.

Trent Shelton
"Bout to eat this wishburger...yea wish I had a hamburger bun guess this bread gonna have to do lol"

How I See It: This is the first Trent Shelton tweet I've enjoyed in quite some time.

Shelden Williams
"He also said that he told them there is no tooth fairy either!! Kill all their child dreams early scal wow"

How I See It: If your child's dreams consist of only Santa and the Tooth Fairy, they have a rough ride ahead of them.

Royal Ivey
"Its great to be alive!!!!! Take nothing for granted be humble"

How I See It: ...and yet your name is Royal.

Jason Terry
"Just gt done creating my own Jason Terry burger at the HardRock Cafe dwntn Dallas, and boy is it good! The first athlete ever! thanks HR!"

How I See It: Today, burgers. Tomorrow, the world!

Trent Shelton
"Will you marry me?"

How I See It: With 35,000 followers, somebody's gotta say yes.

Tony Hawk
"Rain in London!!?? That is N.I.B. (Not In Brochure)"

How I See It: That acronym is N.G.S. (Not Gonna Stick).

Zac Diles
"Good mornin my twiggas...i'm up and gettin ready for these meetings in about an hour..."

How I See It: Wow.