MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Ozzie Guillen
"U are the man"
How I See It: My guess is that this wasn't meant for an umpire.

Dwyane Wade
"I had 2 laugh at ths..I was playing my oldest son Zaire on his nerf rim & he dunked & said Gibson while screaming..L2MS Kids u gotta luv em"
How I See It: Something tells me Pat Riley and Eric Spoelstra don't have a sense of humor about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmN-MIbvLks

Kevin Durant
"Man they be cheatin terrible on angry birds...make me wanna throw my phone out the window.."
How I See It: And to think Kevin would be a little more relaxed today. Don't worry! There's no elimination round in Angry Birds.

David Ortiz
"Check me out in the streets of New York. Thanks again @MLBFanCave . http://bit.ly/k0dp7d"
How I See It: These hugs are definitely staged (not that I'm a biased Yankee fan or anything).
Curtis Granderson
"lots of proms going on tonight around the country. PLEASE BE SAFE!!!"
How I See It: Thanks, Mom.

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Darrelle Revis
"Road trip is almost over"

How I See It: Can't wait! Shoot, forgot that's was trademarked. Don't tell Bart!

Alexander Ovechkin
"We going home!can't wait....dc the best!"

How I See It: If Bart sees this page, we're doomed.

Dwyane Wade
"Alright Alright Alright @KevinHart4real is THE funniest person on earth right now..great show homie.."

How I See It: Tears of laughter? Good cover-up.

Tim Tebow
"Nothing like quoting John Denver when you're heading back to Denver... Had a great time this weekend but it's time to get back to work GB²"

How I See It: It took 23 years, but Tim Tebow finally quoted someone other than God.

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Willie Anderson
"Just realized since I broke my phone and got a new 1 I haven't tweeted in 4 days. Learning this new blackberry."

How I See It: OMG! Are you okay! How were you able to survive without Twitter?!

Chad OchoCinco
"Does anyone know if i need gun powder to shoot the musket when i score this sunday? #justaskin"

How I See It: Sounds like another fine to me. Be careful, Chad.

Lance Moore
"Good morning everyone. The goal today, as it is everyday, is to do whatever it takes to get a little bit better. #improvement "

How I See It: You sound like my dad.

Jeremy Shockey
"Hope to see everyone at METROPOLITAN The Official Post Game Party. Thursday sep 9th"

How I See It: You and the Saints are trying to win back-to-back championships and all you can think about is the PARTY after your first GAME. Wow.

Justin Forsett
"Up early this morning got a photo shoot with ESPN but I'm kinda sleepy got to wake up fast "

How I See It: You would think he would be a little bit more excited to be on ESPN.com or in the Mag. I wonder his reaction was when he found out he is the starter for week one.

Darrelle Revis
"just landed back in jersey, the flight was a lil rough tho but im just happy to be home. "

How I See It: Well good, because you had every Jet fan eating their feelings because they thought Revis Island had turned into a your new favorite vacation spot.

LeBron James
"Good morning world! Time to get that work in! Have a productive day and don't waste a min or let a opportunity pass u bye. "

How I See It: Well obviously you say that now. You let so many opportunities pass you by in July: The opportunity of saving the Knicks from years of underachievement and to be Cleveland's favorite athlete from now through eternity ... just to name two.

Lance Armstrong
"Weather forecast is calling for snow flurries in Austin on Friday. That ain't funny."

How I See It: No, no it is not.

Rashanda McCants
"I was watching a throw back movie and was wondering do pagers still exist? i never really understood the purpose of them"

How I See It: I'm sorry what now? I had to step out I got a page.

Rhys Lloyd
"Aston James Lloyd... Born at 10:02am this morning. Baby and mum healthy. May the legend begin"

How I See It: Congratulations. Haha, the legend. That's rich.

Keith Bulluck
"If I were Tiger Woods I wud G5 it 2 my private island n Dubai w/10 real ppl (mixed company) who r bout it & get it n...xcluding wifey hahaha"

How I See It: Annnnnnd that's why you are not Tiger Woods.

Jeremy Shockey
"with fam and friends... so happy to be a saint.."

How I See It: Can't blame you.