MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

T.J. Ward
"I hate loosing with a passion. There is no way that ill get use to this."

How I See It: You should wear a belt if your pants are too loose.

Willie Anderson
"Who do the Bengals have next week?"

How I See It: Why do you bother asking this question on Twitter when you have the entire world wide web at your disposal?

Steve Slaton
"Wish I could have a snowball fight"

How I See It: Why don’t you? None of your adult friends want to play in the snow with you?

Rudy Fernandez
"Patty is ironman!!!"

How I See It: No, Robert Downey Jr. is ...

Jalen Rose
"#NFL Detroit Lions thanks for beating the Packers 7-3! (After losing 19th straight division games)"

How I See It: Who knew all it would take is a concussion?

Joe Namath
"Dolphins reading Sanchez like a book…"

How I See It: Nah, I’d say reading Sanchez like a jet start-up manual.

Rajon Rondo
"I'm hungry and don't know what to eat"

How I See It: Food is normally a solid choice. Just don’t steal anything ... if anything, you should save that for the Tuesday night game against the Knicks.

Chris Bosh
"Trying to ease my nerves. Tried to take a nap, but I can't sleep..."

How I See It: Something on your mind?

Roger Mason Jr.
"Free Agency starts tonight. I'm really anxious to get this thing started. Where do you guys think I should sign?"

How I See It: If your name isn't LeBron, NO ONE CARES!

Steve Slaton
"The sandlot is on sweeet"

How I See It: Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.

Shawn Marion
"Hi"

How I See It: Hey.

Chad Ochocinco
"I strongly believe that the #NFL shouldn't fine me anymore but discipline all those who were responsible for my upbringing #mom #grandma"

How I See It: It's definitely their fault.

Tracy McGrady
"if you were the knicks, how would u "pitch" lebron?"

How I See It: Tell him that you (T-Mac) would not be there.

Steve Slaton
"how many tats does everyone have? send a pic and i'll retweet the ones i like"

How I See It: Hmm, well one time I got a removable tattoo at a birthday party when I was little. Does that count?

Santonio Holmes
"J- E- T- S.... Jets Jets Jets"

How I See It: A sign that someone’s life has taken a turn for the worst.

Quentin Groves
"Who's all joining me and my fellow jaguars for bowling???"

How I See It: I know Jacksonville can’t sell out its games. But if the Jags can’t sell out the bowling alley with the team there, then we know they should officially become the Los Angeles Leopards.

Maurice Jones-Drew
"On my way to dc what's going on out there"

How I See It: You mean you won’t be joining your Jags teammates for bowling? Nothing happens in DC anyways.

David Clowney
"Don't forget to go to www.DavidClowney87.com to sign up to have your favorite NY JET Player wait on you and serve you your food. (Pls RT)"

How I See It: I’ll refrain from making a mean-spirited Rex Ryan joke here.

Steve Slaton
"everyone needs to follow the best tight end in the league @owendaniels . The Real OG"

How I See It: Why is Antonio Gates’ Twitter account called “owendaniels?” Weird.

Al Horford
"Bad start for the the team, but I like the effort in the second half. Let's get this next one tomorrow nite vs Detroit"

How I See It: Shouldn’t be too difficult. Minimal effort required against the Pistons.

Swin Cash
"Man it feels good to see UCONN ranks 2nd&3rd in longest win streaks behind UCLA.... Time to kiss the babies....:)"

How I See It: Yeah that’s awesome! It’s just ruining Women’s College Basketball, but that’s ok.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Tonights entertainment: the Internet, my iHome & Twitter. & y'all are doing a pooooooooor job. I'm in Milwaukee! C'mon now!!"

How I See It: I’m not sure if Chris’ entertainment for the night should be a reflection on himself or on the city of Milwaukee. I’ll go with the former.

Dara Torres
"Oh and for u women's basktball fans out there, WTF is up with that halftime score??"

How I See It:I think maybe six people identified with this statement.

Frank Trigg
"I was wondering guys. gene wilder or Johnny dep as willy wonka?"

How I See It: Definitely Johnny Dep.

Candace Parker
"at da boston vs bulls game. man thisishard to cheer against my bulls....but my hubby wit da celtics so im ridin green!!!"

How I See It: If I didn't have a huge crush on you, Candace, I'd call you out for the Benedict Arnold you are.

Steve Slaton
"Can't please them all."

How I See It: True. Just ask Shawn Kemp.

Zac Diles
"Watchin thriller never gets old."

How I See It: Amen to that.