MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Emmitt Smith
"The little Giants the movie is on and my kids are watching it. How crazy is that! Wow :-)"
How I See It: Be a good Cowboy and turn it off. Of all weeks, you're really going to let them watch it this week?

Troy Aikman
"@nflcommish @gregaiello @NFLfootballinfo Never imagined FOX would lose 2 Cowboys/Giants games in same season...disappointing."
How I See It: In other words, "Joe Buck and I are two big babies and are mad they didn't let us call one of these two games. Cause you know, we sound so good."

Michael Strahan
"@JustinTuckNYG91 LOL!! Never hating.... Just observing the truth. Great game man!!"
How I See It: Come on. You don't hate the Cowboys too? Five years ago, ESPN could have inserted your name for Justin Tuck's.

Steve Smith
"Check out the great deals best buy has on smartphones this month... http://t.co/sutxnP8P #ad"
How I See It: #ichosemoneyoverwinning #eaglesdreamteamseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime #tomcoughlinisold

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Derrick Williams
"There are a lot of good freshman this year tho! Good to see!"
How I See It: I would say there's a lot of good rookies in the NBA, but that's kind of tough to see right now.

Carmelo Anthony
""The hardest game to win is a won game""
How I See It: I'm confused. Does this mean the players won or the owners won? I think you're confusing yourself.

Jozy Altidore
"Much Better but still need to improve. #gettingthere #USMNT"
How I See It: Now, that's a good attitude. Giving up two goals to Slovenia is nothing to be ecstatic about.

Tim Tebow
"Micah 6:8 GB²"
How I See It: Don't you mean 2:8? Or maybe you meant 69 yards?

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C.J. Wilson
"Today's roadtrip agenda: Canyon de Chelley and Meteor Crater. Great photo opportunities! Can't wait to get back to LA"
How I See It: And New York if Brian Cashman shows me the money.

Andy Roddick
"Oh stevie Williams ........ He should get a restraining order against microphones... Not within 50 yards"
How I See It: How about they just put a bunker and a creek around the podium?

Plaxico Burress
"Thank God for another beautiful day! Kissed my wife, kissed my daughter, gave my son a pound. Chai tea latte, blueberry scone. Loving life!"
How I See It: This life is certainly different from that of yours in prison.

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Chris Webber
"Timeout for "THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY 3.10.11" on www.chriswebber.com http://ning.it/g4sswY"

How I See It: Is thoughtful Chris Webber an oxymoron?

Jalen Rose
"Coming up next on Outside the Lines & @SportsCenter...talking whether college athletes should be paid plus more#Espn"

How I See It: Oh, you mean like Chris Webber.

Greg Anthony
"If you're looking for help with ur bracket go to ncaa.com/powerade"

How I See It: But don't go to this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0-36Kg3lCI

Kenny Smith
"Who else does?RT @phemzziey: @TheJetOnTNT I want your job"

How I See It: Not gonna lie, you looked like you were having a lot of fun in that clip.

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Nolan Smith
"My bro Kemba Walker is not on twitter..#thatisall"

How I See It: He’s got better things to do ... like being on the court practicing his jumper.

Magic Johnson
"Miami Heat, who's the leader? I'm looking for that leader in the 4th quarter, where is he?"

How I See It: He’s nowhere ... any possible leader is too busy crying.

Arian Foster
"Kobe has tiger blood #winning"

How I See It: I thought it was snake venom #blackmamba.

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Vince Young
"Wonder if yall down for this bowling today."

How I See It: Since the NFL career isn’t looking to good right now for you, the PBA may be your second calling.

Magic Johnson
"Will 2 stars from the Knicsk beat 3 stars from Miami?????"

How I See It: Three stars, don’t be dissing Chauncey!

Jessica Gysin
"Hmm wonder why @RyanSeacrest is standing on a platform for red carpet Oscar interviews #tooshort"

How I See It: It’s either a platform or high heel tuxedo shoes… let the man be short in peace.

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Carmelo Anthony
"Headed to Burbank to film THE CONAN SHOW."

How I See It: Nice. Must have been a pretty boring day then.

Danilo Gallinari
"Siamo a tutto motore...sto giocando a forza quattro con mamma..."

How I See It: Translation: S***, Mom. After all I've done over the past three years, they're making me go to Denver. Will and I have to play with Al Harrington again!

J.R. Smith
"On the plane back to Denver! Never say goodbye always see you later! #seeyoulaterville http://plixi.com/p/78962115"

How I See It: J.R. Smith's dream day has finally arrived: he's the Nuggets first option on offense. That is, until Raymond Felton, Danilo Gallinari, and Wilson Chandler suit up on Thursday night.

Ty Lawson
"George Lopez str8 went on amare stoudemire lmao!!"

How I See It: Amare Stoudemire has Carmelo Anthony now. What are you laughing your butt off about?

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Tiger Woods
"See you there! Take i-5 RT: @Sligh_Guy I'm thinking of driving down to SD to cheer you on. If you tweet me back I'll rent a tuxedo"

How I See It: Connecting with the fans, I love it. Tiger must be miserable.

Deion Sanders
"Goodmorning Primetimers! Today let's be a lil selfish. Make today about you. If you're not happy how can u make someone else happy? You 1st."

How I See It: Glad to see what makes athletes such great role models.

Hines Ward
"Wow. What can I say. Last night was awesome. The crowd was crazy. And I jumped into the stands to celebrate with... http://fb.me/IWwYlcSw"

How I See It: Really? That was how you celebrated? I expected a few drinks with Rex Ryan and Antonio Cromartie.

Clay Matthews
"Don't you guys drop me... I'm worth a million dollars!!"

How I See It: Thanks for reminding us how much you get paid to tackle other human beings. Good luck at the Super Bowl.

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John Wall
"DM's ONLY | #2010 is almost over!! Confess something u always wanted 2 tell me (100% PRIVATE)"

How I See It: Can you please teach me how to Dougie the way you did on opening night? (See YouTube clip here.)

Blake Griffin
""The competitor to be feared the most is one who never worries about others but goes on making himself better all the time""

How I See It: Okay, Blake. I get the idea, but you have to understand that not everyone has a four-foot vertical.

Drew Brees
"Just got back from Monday Nighter. Great win for the Who Dat Nation. It was great seeing so many Saints fans in the Georgia Dome"

How I See It: And seeing everyone forget about your two late interceptions ...

Mark Cuban
"How Dancing with the Stars Voting Works = Why Bristol Pallin Could Win Easily: First, let me say the scoring pro... http://bit.ly/dBz7Lb"

How I See It: A team of 30-something-year-old veterans=Why the Mavs will have a strong regular season, but burn out in the playoffs.

Steve Smith
"Lakers stink like baby poop lol"

How I See It: Coming from the man who sat on the Giants' sideline the past two weeks ...

Anquan Boldin
"Great win today! We want to see everyone out next week Purpling Out M&T Bank Stadium to close out the regular season!"

How I See It: After all the chaos he caused in Phoenix, dude got out at the right time.

Tim Tebow
"Luke 2:10-11 GB²"

How I See It: The secret's out, Tim. We know you're God. You can stop trying to fool us with the bible verses now.

Tony Parker
"hey everybody another great win last night now the LAKERS cant wait!!!salut bonne victoire hier maintenant les lakers!!!"

How I See It: Tiger Woods just called. He wants private lessons on how to focus after committing adultery.

Roger Clemens
"HAKUNA MATATA To All"

How I See It: I have a feeling this Twitter account won't end well.

LeBron James
"Rick Ross new mixtape ASHES TO ASHES DIRTY http://tinyurl.com/3xh538j CLEAN http://tinyurl.com/26wmg63 @maybachmusicgrp #Rosey"

How I See It: How ironic considering you "Rick Rossed" an entire country.

Lamar Odom
"Shooting People Magazine cover with the wifey. What's everyone up to? "

How I See It: In other words, "My life is cooler than yours."

Nicole Joraanstad
"Quickly packing and heading to Chicago for work. :) Hope there is minimal traffic!"

How I See It: There is ALWAYS traffic heading into Chicago. I blame Transformers 3. Yes, still.

Michael Waltrip
"I try."

How I See It: So did Macy Gray. Didn't turn out too well for her, did it?

Stephen Tulloch
"I just bought the game Angry Bird for the Ipad lets me see what all the HYPE is about....."

How I See It: BEST. GAME. EVER. Who doesn't love watching tiny birds pop and explode after being flung by a slingshot?

T.J. Ford
"I need a DJ Name!!! What should it be????????"

How I See It: First name should be the name of your first pet and last name should be the street you grew up on. Oh wait, I think that's the formula for your stripper name. Same difference, I guess.

Paul Damien Smith
"i dont wanna here that 38 seconds mcdonalds ish.....its takin well over 500 and countin!!!smh "

How I See It: Anything that can be flash-cooked in 38 seconds probably shouldn't be consumed by a professional athlete. Or anyone else for that matter.

Stephon Marbury
"WORD CHANGER. This book helped me. Maybe it can help you, if you need it. Love is Love. http://plixi.com/p/48925731"

How I See It: I love Steph, but taking life advice from Stephon Marbury is akin to taking advice from Al Davis on how to run an NFL franchise.

Terrence Williams
"What's good people anyone on skype lol twill01#wordaapp"

How I See It: The Nets are playing in just over an hour. Seriously ...

Allan Houston
"IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY, LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE http://bit.ly/90pT1y"

How I See It: Allan and I are so similar. When we are sad, we both look at Amar’e Stoudemire in his new Knicks uniform. It’s a beautiful sight.

Joe Haden
"Just got NBA 2k11! Bout 2 b in the lab so I can get good! Nobody wants 2 c me! Lil"

How I See It: Hmmm. Maybe this is why the Browns secondary gave up 220 yards to a washed up TO -- they were too worried trying to defend the pick-n-roll.

J.R. Smith
"princess an the from is a dope movie"

How I See It: Yeah, that's what I've heard.

Jared Dudley
"Just cuz someone scores a lot shouldn't mean they have a high rating.. Basketball is much more then that.."

How I See It: Yes, he's right. We all know that if NBA 2k11 wasn’t overtly biased, than Dudley would be rated at least a 92.

Alex Brown
"I am not talking about comparing vodka and tequila but what do u think is the best vodka and tequila? Straight as a shot or mixed."

How I See It: The brand that prevents Roger Goodell from suspending anyone who drinks too much. If this brand exists, let Ben Roethlisberger know.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just had Dejavu what's that mean?"

How I See It: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Curt Schilling
"Otw to ESPN to tape some Sept. And Oct. Pieces on pitching. Have 19 years of notes and game notes in tow!"

How I See It: And by "game notes" he means a few pairs of socks with fake blood stains around the ankles.

Stephon Marbury
"AI come to CHINA baby. Let's make history again. This is the next chapter in the book that we will write. http://plixi.com/p/45122196"

How I See It: I can't decide which is more unlikely: AI actually playing in China or a publisher allowing you two to write a book together.

Leonard Weaver
"Couples retreat is such a great movie!"

How I See It: I guess movie standards are lowered when you're on IR.

Steve Smith
"What a nice day in jersey. Thk u Lord!!"

How I See It: A nice day in Jersey? I was not aware of such a thing.

Michael Huff
"Headed to the facility gettin ready for this flight. All I know is the rookies better have my apple pies wit no sugar"

How I See It: What happens if there is sugar?

Amare Stoudemire
"Youth apply yourself (brain). Learn about things you don't know. Facts don't lie people do. Study. Message to poverty. Isreal aka Amar'e "

How I See It: Make sure you check out the beaches at Tel Aviv. I don't think you will stick out at all.

J.R. Smith
"House party in Denver Saturday all day tattoos food drinks the whole 9 RSVP by DM! "

How I See It: Do I need to bring anything?

Eric Maynor
"Im a king a Madden 11 already"

How I See It: You and everyone else.

Jonny Flynn
"I'm watching Maury and the name of the show is "I slept w/ 100 men...will I ever find my baby's daddy" haaaaaaaa! This can't be real "

How I See It: They can't make that stuff up.

Baron Davis
"KICKBALL!!!!"

How I See It: Where?

Simon Cho
"Hours spent today with dad- 24. Words exchanged between us- 0."

How I See It: As Michael Scott would say, that’s tactic No. 14. Declining to speak first. Classic technique.

Marc Colombo
"Thank you Canton!"

How I See It: OK, the Hall of Fame’s standards have really dropped.

J.R. Smith
"What's going on KY last night what's poppin!"

How I See It: Well, the Kentucky Derby starts in about nine months ... and that’s about it.

Thurman Thomas
"CONGRATS TO FUTURE HOFer DEREK JETER....Nuff Said"

How I See It: Is anyone else confused about what Thurman’s trying to say here?

Darren McFadden
"If tha walls could talk lol"

How I See It: They do talk. But just to Al Davis.

Brian Cushing
"Had to do it! http://fb.me/u6ASiMSl"

How I See It: Take steroids, kids, and you can buy yourself a brand new Bentley!

Tyreke Evans
"Flyin out to LA tomorrow ... Workout with BJ Armstrong"

How I See It: I don't know about you, but if I was the rookie of the year, I think I would be able to find someone better to workout with, especially in LA, than B.J. Armstrong.

Kirk Morrison
"Is it me or are California drivers more aggressive than Florida drivers? #randomthought *as lady takes forever to make a yeilding right turn"

How I See It: Average age of California ... 27. Average age of Florida ... 95. You do the math. Oh, wait, I forgot you're a pro athlete. Have your agent do it.

J.R. Smith
"What is there todo in LA during the day?"

How I See It: Sit in traffic.

Ricky Williams
"The key to prosperity and financial security is...GENEROSITY"

How I See It: Think about it.