MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Takeo Spikes
"Did anybody see Charles Barkley Cough @ halftime?? I thought he was about to choke.lol"

How I See It:Didn’t see that, but I watched hockey last night and the Bruins are beginning to cough a lot. Choke alert.

Aaron Rodgers
"Ray is so pure. Keep feeding him the ball n it's gonna be 3-2"

How I See It: He’s pure? Is that like one of those Jonas Brothers purity ring things?

Eric Wright
"Damn.... Jesus Shuttlesworth still got it"

How I See It:Jesus’ last name is Shuttlesworth? I thought it was “Tebow.”

Ryan Grant
"I was just told that they are playing Pacino's "Game of Inches" speech at halftime of the Boston Cleveland game"

How I See It: That’s right.Any Given Sunday LeBron might be suiting up for the Browns if the Cavs don’t shape up.

C.J. Spiller
"Jst sat dwn to grab a bit to eat look like nice spot to eat ths my fst time eating here hope it's good"

How I See It: For C.J, using vowels appears to be optional.

Takeo Spikes
"Everybody send up a prayer for the Hawks!!"

How I See It: Sorry, but the Atlanta Hawks just aren’t worth God’s time. Especially when the other team has magic on its side.

Brandon Flowers
"aye wussup "rain" preciate ya stoppn thru and messn up the sattalite...wasnt like i was watchn the game or nuthn smdh"

How I See It: I'm overwhelmed by both bad spelling and a confusing message.

Marc Colombo
"some wicked weather lately huh?"

How I See It: Yeah I’m pretty sure it even messed up Brandon’s satellite, but I’m not exactly sure, the spelling is so terrible.

Keith Jones
""When the 4th lines are out there together it may not be pretty, but it sure is exciting!" - only on @versustv"

How I See It: How about when only four people have Versus?

Trevor Immelman
"Sweep 'em Magic!!!!!! #fb"

How I See It: Not if Takeo Spikes has anything to say about it.

Jason Thompson
"Jus got done Shootaround. Its the end of the Road Trip vs Twolves. Need to Get this W n head bac to MY Bed!! Yessirr. Wat up twitt fam"

How I See It: The Sacramento Kings don't need to win anything. You are done. Just work for a better pick in the draft.

Kevin Harvick
"took the morning off and now at the shop getting ready to workout."

How I See It: Racers workout in the shop?

Takeo Spikes
"****ALERT*** JUST WOKE UP FROM A DREAM THAT WE BEAT THE LAKERS IN OVERTIME.I'M SURE IT WILL BE REALITY AROUND 930PM EST TONIGHT. WHOS W/ME!?"

How I See It: Umm Takeo, the Lakers play basketball, not football. But good luck beating them anyways.

Roger Clemens
"and BTW...I've taking great care of my body and to this date and time all the pipes on this body are still working great. Thx for asking..??"

How I See It: Please don't make another comeback. No one wants to see you in a baseball uniform again.

Jordan Hill
"Another beautiful day in zamunda (coming to america) ; ) mornin errbody"

How I See It: Good to know, Prince Akeem. Isn't your father Darth Vader?

Zac Diles
"What do y'all think about this Uconn vs Baylor womens game in the final 4? I hope Uconn can hit 3's all day, Griner is a beast in the paint."

How I See It: UConn by 50.

Keith Bulluck
"Love how Jets have played all year...if Cincy doesn't come out fire'n after halftime,as u kno who would say ummmm they gonna "kiss the baby""

How I See It: Child please.

Takeo Spikes
"Mark Sanchez is looking very impressive! He is playing with a lot of poise so far in his 1st playoff game"

How I See It:So much poise! Can we officially say that every announcer (and apparently Takeo Spikes) has a crush on Mark Sanchez? Tony Romo’s feelings are hurt.

Roger Goodell
"Great to be in fired-up Cincy for first playoff game of season. Brisk football weather here, wish i could play in this game today"

How I See It: Can you play receiver for the Bengals? Because I’m pretty sure they only have like two left on their whole roster.

Darryl Tapp
"Ight playoff football now begins. Glued to the tv."

How I See It: Story of my life.

Ron Artest
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How I See It: If there was ever a tweet that summed up the life of the tweeter, this is it.

Jessica Gysin
"Sad I'm missing the Laker game but I have class! How do they look?"

How I See It: They are very large and have gold and purple clothes on. One of them looks as if he hasn't shaved or gotten a haircut since the Berlin Wall fell.

Takeo Spikes
"guess we have crabs AND vd! lol"

How I See It: This was taken out of context, I gotta admit. But you don't wanna see the context. Trust me.

Ben King
"Just bought a plane ticket to Nicaragua for a week in November... I'll find a way to fill you in on "the plan" soon. Siked its working out!"

How I See It: The DEA is now monitoring Ben King's Twitter page.

Shawne Merriman
"I love how things get blown up for nothing, all that was said is that we need to play better & we didnt need to be told that..NOW HEADLINES?"

How I See It: In the Shawne Merriman School of Logic, venting frustration about being quoted by the media means you should provide said media more quotable material.

David Clowney
"Someone loves me :-/ "

How I See It: Emoticon fail.