MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Nolan Smith
"My bro Kemba Walker is not on twitter..#thatisall"

How I See It: He’s got better things to do ... like being on the court practicing his jumper.

Magic Johnson
"Miami Heat, who's the leader? I'm looking for that leader in the 4th quarter, where is he?"

How I See It: He’s nowhere ... any possible leader is too busy crying.

Arian Foster
"Kobe has tiger blood #winning"

How I See It: I thought it was snake venom #blackmamba.

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Chansi Stuckey
"I think I want a new dog. Needs to be large and hypoallergenic"

How I See It: I think Michael Vick knows a guy ... What? Too soon?

Steve Breaston
"Most over used word on this broadcast ... Predominantly...let's switch it up a little bit."

How I See It: Looks like somebody wants to replace either Joe Buck or Troy Aikman.

Jermichael Finley
"Do not punt to Jackson"

How I See It: You sound like Tom Coughlin.

Deion Sanders
"Must score for the eagles. They can't settle with a FG"

How I See It: I love how simple math lends itself to a Tweet.

Terrell Owens
"@StevieJohnson13 sup homie?"

How I See It: Please don’t corrupt Steve Johnson. He doesn’t need to be on VH1.

Mark Schlereth
"The Tuck rule is Stupid....therefore I expect the NFL to keep it as is!"

How I See It: Your logic is 100 percent correct.

Joel Hanrahan
"Pretty disappointed with the current issue of sky mall!"

How I See It: Please tell me you are not Tweeting from an altitude of 30,000 feet. I wonder what the captain has to say about this.

Andre Reed
"Ravens workin on all cylinders now!!!!!"

How I See It: They are birds, not cars.

Kerry Rhodes
"Just touched down going to grab some food now. Charlotte wats good?”

How I See It: I can tell you what is not good: The Carolina Panthers.

Paul Bissonnette
"haha pittsburgh penguins having their ugly sweater christmas party at fleury's house tonight. Got a call to retweet tyler kennedy's sweater"

How I See It: Man, NHLers and their superstitions. It’s only a two-game losing streak. No need to break out the Christmas Sweaters Pens.

Chansi Stuckey
"You hatin?RT @812SportsBeat: @ChansiStuckey The Nutcracker?!?! C'mon man!"

How I See It: Don’t let them hate on you, Chansi. You keep watching those classics!

LeSean McCoy
"Team Christmas party can't wait tonight."

How I See It: Let’s just hope no one brought a dog as a Secret Santa gift. Lookin’ at you, Vick.

Keith Eloi
"Who's watching the Heat game in 3D right now?"

How I See It: So jealous. Although, I bet LeBron’s ego really pops out and blocks most of the view.

DeJuan Blair
"It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.”.

How I See It: Well said, and it’s a lot easier when you’ve got the best record in the NBA. Go Spurs Go!

Brian Vickers
"Champions party last night was pretty tame. LOUD. We didn't stay out late. Must be getting too old? That & my buddy Ryan had to work today."

How I See It: Wait tame AND loud? How does that work?

Tony Gonzalez
"Time for some DVR, what College games were exciting this weekend?"

How I See It: Any game except your alma mater's. Stanford killed our Bears, Tony.

Chansi Stuckey
"Not really feeling the new Range Rover Coupe Prestige"

How I See It: You're an athlete. Go buy a new car.

Chad Ochocinco
"I love these NFL random drug-steroid test, nothing like pissing excellence for higher authority but I know all they see is cranberry-redbull"

How I See It: I think the Bengals might need some roids. Who loses to the Bills?

Paul Bissonnette
"So got my new phone. The a hole who stole my other one called 2 edmonton numbers. 780 907 3319 and 780 264 8824. Abuse these numbers please."

How I See It: Will do, Mr. Biz Nasty.

Clay Matthews
"Appreciate u Lakers 4 giving the Suns n their fans false hope and now being able 2 finish them off back @ home!!"

How I See It:Now that’s called finding a silver lining.

Mike Fratello
"Stoudemire tied his career playoff high with a spectacular 42-point performance and the #Suns are back in this series. #NBAonTNT"

How I See It: Well if you ask Clay, then Amare’s performance just gave the Lakers a home-court celebration. It’s a weird way of thinking.

Thurman Thomas
"#youbelonginazoo if you pee on your friends"

How I See It: Oh, OK good. I only pee on people that aren’t my friends.

Rhys Lloyd
"Ok this is rediculous. Lost finale is like the superbowl. Way to many commercials. Unreal."

How I See It: Halfway through Lost, does an old guy come out and play the guitar?

Chansi Stuckey
"This is kinda lame for a season finale so far"

How I See It: If you are referring to the San Jose Sharks’ effort today, then yes, that was a very lame season finale.

Natalie Coughlin
"Dear Shannon Sharpe, what the heck are you wearing?"

How I See It: I’ve asked that same question countless times. If he wears a toga next time, it will probably be an upgrade.

Renee Montgomery
"Finished shopping for now. Time for the game. #Ravens"

How I See It: Shield your eyes, Renee. You shouldn’t have watched. Only adds salt in the wound for Baltimore fans still bitter about the Colts leaving town.

Chansi Stuckey
"All this smoke has given me a terrible headache"

How I See It: Looks like Chansi might already be getting into trouble in the offseason ... that’s what happens when you play for the Browns.

DeSean Jackson
"This guy reggie bush jus did sommmmmme sicccccc ass shit on dat TD............. I see u boi u got that wiggle out there swerv'n sheeeeesh"

How I See It: Translation: it was a very nice play by Reggie Bush.

Shaun Phillips
"The new phelps subway commercial should have him swimming to amsterdam lol."

How I See It: Now that is a funny tweet.

Brandon Jennings
"What's been athletes problems lately??? Women! For all athletes just make sure she's the right one. That's all, and make sure your ready"

How I See It: That year abroad taught Young Money more than we thought.

Kevin Durant
"Ay who is Natalie Nunn..i seen her on worldstar hiphop.."

How I See It: This isn't going anywhere pretty.

Chansi Stuckey
"today was such a great day for travel"

How I See It: And sarcasm.

Trent Shelton
"Bout to eat this wishburger...yea wish I had a hamburger bun guess this bread gonna have to do lol"

How I See It: This is the first Trent Shelton tweet I've enjoyed in quite some time.

Shelden Williams
"He also said that he told them there is no tooth fairy either!! Kill all their child dreams early scal wow"

How I See It: If your child's dreams consist of only Santa and the Tooth Fairy, they have a rough ride ahead of them.