MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Chad Ochocinco
"God is so Good"
How I See It: Wow, Cincinnati must have been worse than I thought. What did Ocho do anyway do deserve deliverance into the promised land of the best run franchise in the NFL?

Braylon Edwards
"It's a shame some people base all there knowledge off media outlets, usually " including NFL teams. Lol. Develop info for yourself please"
How I See It: A word of advice Braylon: Try to avoid insulting potential employers.

Pete Carroll
"I've seen better hands on a clock... And did they arrest the guy who stole your calves? @RobRiggle http://twitpic.com/5xcb32"
How I See It: Who knew Coach Carroll could spit this good of a trash talking game?

Jon Beason
"Turn on the tube! Jon beason highest paid MLB in the league. News breaks now"
How I See It: I'm always amazed by how much a little third person use amplifies the arrogance of a tweet.

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Paul Bissonette
"Now let's talk about Johnsons left hook? Wow. Did Chuck Norris teach him that?"

How I See It: Chuck Norris actually learned it from Brent Johnson.

Yao Ming
"Happy Chinese New Year ????! http://on.fb.me/hQwjr8"

How I See It: Yao Ming's only tweeted three time since joining Twitterverse, so it's nice to see him tweeting about the new year. Bring on the rabbits!

Terrell Thomas
"I go to home depot to stay busy, imma do construction if we have a lockout"

How I See It: Let's hope it doesn't come to a lockout, but if it does, I do like a man with a backup plan.

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Beanie Wells
"Somebody let me know where!"

How I See It: Mapquest.com will help you find your way.

Chad Ochocinco
"Marathon Love Making"

How I See It: Child please, don’t post that type of stuff on Twitter. Keep it PG.

Adam Jones
"Got Internet for this 5.5 hour flight. A lot of tweeting."

How I See It: If it’s going to be five and a half hours of this, then just stick to brick breaker, please.

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Devin Hester
"Loading up on redbull game time coming baby!!!!!!"

How I See It: Devin Hester is already too fast. Giving him Red Bull should be illegal.

Terrell Thomas
"My service sucks in my house, gotta do better"

How I See It: You are an NFL player. Just buy a new one.

Steve Nash
"Sun roof is open. If only this wasn't a hybrid somebody would be cool as hell...."

How I See It: Hippie Canadians and their hybrids and environment ...

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Chad OchoCinco
"With me being fined ridiculous amounts of money 4 (celebrations) (uniform violations) if I were2 fight they'd kick me out da NFL #seriously"

How I See It: They wouldn’t kick you out of the NFL without fining you first.

Stuart Holden
"Pfft.. who cares about Pacquiao-Mayweather.. I want 2 see #beast Andre Johnson in the ring!!! boooom!!"

How I See It: If I am ever in a dark alley alone at night and have the ability to have one NFL player protect me, I’m calling Andre Johnson to come to my rescue.

Thurman Thomas
"Put Jason Campbell in.…"

How I See It: Okay, you can’t be THAT desperate for a win.

Adrian Peterson
"My ankle is doing ok! I'll know more tomorrow! After I get a full evaluation!"

How I See It: Absolutely no need for three exclamation points in that Tweet! Zero reason for it!

Jermaine O'Neal
"Football isn't the same without my cowboys playing on sundays!"

How I See It: Yeah, you’re right -- it’s better.

Antonio Pierce
"Say what you want to say about TC .. But the GMEN CAME OUT WITH a light under their ass in the Second half"

How I See It: Does ESPN really just pay you to Tweet the obvious?

Allison Baver
"Why can't chocolate chip cookies taste bad like Brussels Sprouts?"

How I See It: Because Brussels sprouts don’t contain chocolate.

John Wall
"Miami is always a nice play to come...Beautiful weather!!!"

How I See It: Maybe we all have been too hard on LeBron. He probably just went to the Heat because of the weather. Good call Mr. Wall.

Mike Conley
"First game tomorrow! Resting at home , very anxious to start the season!"

How I See It: I mean, at least it can't be as boring as the first quarter of the Heat vs. Celtics game.

Earl Thomas
"Phone back on .."

How I See It: Oh my God, I was worried sick. Don't ever do that again without warning us.

Chad Ochocinco Johnson
"I know y'all watching NBA but tune into VERSUS @ 10:30p ET tonight for a few laughs on our SHOW. Check out rock.gs/o to see what channel"

How I See It: I think maybe 5 percent of the country knows where to find Versus on their TV system. I guess now you know why you don't get many viewers.

Daequan Cook
"@RealMIkebeasley not looking good right now"

How I See It: Just because you got traded from Miami doesn't mean you have to make fun of their players. Come on, I thought we learned being polite in second grade!

Sherron Collins
"anybody wanna make me a twitter back ground"

How I See It: Nobody wants to make you a Twitter background. Hire a graphic designer.

Ryan Clark
"K 1st "Shape ups" got Joe Montana. Now Karl Malone. What is the deal with these shoes?"

How I See It: Dude, Shape-Ups are where it's at. Who doesn't love wearing Skechers around in public?

Derrick Brooks
"THE BEARS GOT AWAY FROM THE TRICK PLAYS(RUNS) AND CUTLER THRU INT FOR TD, MARTZ AND CUTLER GETTING MY GUY ON HOT SEAT"

How I See It: IT’S SO ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN CAPS.

Roddy White
"Breakfast at waffle house its the breakfast of champions"

How I See It: Two touchdowns and more than 200 yards receiving; I’m driving down to the south and getting Waffle House before my next physics exam.

Ty Lawson
"Someone once told me history is history"

How I See It: Thanks for the clarification. I thought history was the future.

Allison Baver
"Steelers..Mendenhall...hip-hop danced for rehab...nice!"

How I See It: No wonder Mendenhall has incredible balance. He’s a natural Chris Brown off the field.

Brandon Jennings
"God is Great..…"

How I See It: Did you see a miracle or something?

Tashard Choice
"I need you Lord. I gotta have you Jesus. In my everyday walk."

How I See It: You are that scared to face the Giants defense? I wouldn’t blame you.

Thurman Thomas
"I can say this and not get fined.... THE REFS SUCK... that is all…"

How I See It: Nope, you’re going to get fined.

John Calipari
"On my way 2 Urban Active in Bellevue. Should b there b4 6 pm - running a bit late but can't wait to sign books. Stop by if u are in the area"

How I See It: You think you’ll get away with making “books” the code word for recruits? Creative, but I don’t think so!

Matthew Barnaby
"Btw he lives across the street , I like him, and am bringing soup right now! If he didn't get hurt there would be no suspension"

How I See It: Bringing a neighbor soup? Is this the same guy who had 2,562 career penalty minutes?

DeMar DeRozan
"Overly Dedicated...."

How I See It: Yeah true, man. You must have been putting in way too much effort to average 8.6 points and 0.7 assists last season. Tone down the work.

Arian Foster
"Dear fantasy footballers...perfection is unobtainable..."

How I See It: Yeah, we kind of figured that one out. Next year, don’t mislead us with another unArian Foster-esque Week 1 performance.

Mike Thomas
"The signing was Superb!! lotta buzz rolling wit us Jags let's keep it going and get a win on MNF http://fb.me/D7a66Ya9"

How I See It: I’m glad it went well. All 80 Jaguars fans must have showed up.

Pierre Thomas
"thanks for all the support and prayers from my family, fans and friends...I'm working hard to get back on the field w my teammates #saints"

How I See It: Good, Drew Brees needs you for those three handoffs per game. The Saints also need your French name for marketing purposes.

Hunter Pence
"Foul tips that are caught are live balls."

How I See It: I mean ... that’s just not true.

Terrell Owens
"AY!! Can yall believe Chad just called me 2 play him 1 on 1 basketball after i just waxed him yesterday! we played 4 gms, I won 3-1."

How I See It: Yes, we can believe that you guys act like teenagers. We have all watched the immaturity of you two over the past ten years. Risking injury in four games of one-on-one during an off-day does not surprise anybody.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
":("

How I See It: Well, somebody’s being a sore loser.

LeBron James
"They keep taking bout the same thing over and over!!!"

How I See It: Don’t act like it’s everyone else’s fault. You asked for this. You played the whole free agent thing up for a few years and then organized “The Decision” special. Now suck it up, LeBron. Some village in Akron is missing its idiot.

Tony Boselli
"I know the Broncos got blown out 2day but Kyle Orton & Brandon Marshell r 4 real. They will give secondary fits. Great fantasy players"

How I See It: You mean Brandon Lloyd, my friend. Who gave you the right to use Twitter again? Oh yeah, it’s free.

Thurman Thomas
"Week 5 Observation: Chris Johnson will not get, 2,000 yards rushing this year......"

How I See It: Why don’t you tell him that to his face? See what happens.

Chad OchoCinco
"Can you give a pigeon oatmeal? She is looking at the hot water boiling as if she is getting ready to eat"

How I See It: Chad, I nor anybody else on Twitter is going to have the answer to that question. No one except for you has a pigeon as a pet.

Terrell Owens
"A lucky fan wearing my jersey 2day will get a signed football by Me & Ocho Cinco! My asst will pick U out!! Good luck!"

How I See It: I smell a fine coming.

Evan Bates
"Imma get back on this tweeting business."

How I See It: Please no. There are enough athletes on Twitter already.

Le'Ron McClain
"Great game today!!! Played like Ravens!!!! Big one next week!! One step closer!!! "MCCLAIN 4 RB""

How I See It: What’s this “McClain 4 RB?” Is this your advertising campaign to be the Ravens starting running back ... because that’s not going to happen.

DeJuan Blair
"Houston OMG!!!!"

How I See It: LOL I know, right!?

Herculez Gomez
"Long day! Can't wait to go home an"

How I See It: Anyone else dying with curiosity to find out what Gomez does when he isn't in the World Cup? Or maybe you're like me, and have completely forgotten that these people exist for another four years.

Jay Feely
"Mariano Rivera is my favorite current player. Sustained excellence in the most pressure packed position over a hall of fame career."

How I See It: Jay, don't say that. You almost make him sound like an NFL kicker. And I had so much respect for Rivera before ...

Thurman Thomas
"Bad feeling in stomach"

How I See It: Yeah, the Bills are usually bad this time of year, should've gone with something else.

Golden Tate
"Chicago is a smelly place! U def learn to appreciate the cleanness of Bellevue wa"

How I See It: So abrasive, yet so true.

Arian Foster
"#concernedtweet The guy from Man V. Food looks bigger everytime I watch it. I hope they regulate his diet in his offseason. Very unhealthy."

How I See It: Thanks for your concern, Arian, but I think they've got it under control. Now you just go back to being the biggest surprise of the NFL season.

Christina Kim
"For some reason, while laying on the massage table, I want some fluff and almond butter on multigrain bread."

How I See It: What are you talking about? The massage table is the perfect place for comfort food. That makes total sense.

Brandon Flowers
"Can't wait to get my clear wireless 4g card..I can use it anywhere and get high speed internet"

How I See It: I sincerely hope Clear paid you for the product placement, Flowers.

Tyreke Evans
"Leaving subway me and weezy back to crib take nap get ready 4 the our 2nd practice let's go"

How I See It: Uhh, because a food coma is exactly what you need before practice.

Mike Thomas
"Love to see jags fans steppin up. 3rd straight sell out!!"

How I See It: Since you guys just acquired Trent Edwards, I wouldn't expect those fans to stick around if I were you. I'm a Bills fan; I would know.

Donte Whitner
"Buffalo yall wanna have a Halloween party?"

How I See It: Well, Donte, the Bills' play has been pretty scary these past three weeks. Might as well take advantage of it while we can.

Ted Leonsis
"The Pre-season is for Getting a Groove Back http://bit.ly/bljCYk"

How I See It: The pre-season is to the NBA what Jamaica was for Stella.

Steven Jackson
"Ok, I'm sooooooo pissed Kings of Leon is here tomorrow night. Ok im not that mad I have to get ready for Washington"

How I See It: You know what Steven: You play for the Rams. Just go to the concert. It’s not like you would win anyway.

Dez Bryant
"Man I'm headed to Plano Texas so I can get my escalade....I don't won't to go but I am so I can stop driving my Bentley lol"

How I See It: Switching an Escalade for a Bentley ... c’mon, Dez. That’s a downgrade.

Martellus Bennett
"She's jus a small town girl living in a lonnnnellyy worrrrrllldd"

How I See It: She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere ...

DeAndre Jordan
"I just want to scream! POW!!! POW!!! But I think that would be frowned upon in this establishment. Lol"

How I See It: Keep it in the bedroom, buddy.

David Clowney
"Bad call by ref RT @Adam_Schefter: Jets S Eric Smith was fined $7,500 for unnecessary roughness on Pats WR Wes Welker."

How I See It: Bad call by David Clowney: Calling out a ref on Twitter ... that’ll cost you.

Ty Thomas
"At the Marriott with a can full of dem DoubleTree cookies...."

How I See It: “At forward, from LSU, standing in at 6-10 and 430 lbs., Ty Thomas!!!”

Chad Ochocinco
"Okay this is my last tweet and i am going to bed but ever since i got my pigeon vaccinated she has been acting weird? is this normal?"

How I See It: Nobody knows, Chad, because nobody has pigeons for pets.

Simon Cho
"Hours spent today with dad- 24. Words exchanged between us- 0."

How I See It: As Michael Scott would say, that’s tactic No. 14. Declining to speak first. Classic technique.

Marc Colombo
"Thank you Canton!"

How I See It: OK, the Hall of Fame’s standards have really dropped.

J.R. Smith
"What's going on KY last night what's poppin!"

How I See It: Well, the Kentucky Derby starts in about nine months ... and that’s about it.

Thurman Thomas
"CONGRATS TO FUTURE HOFer DEREK JETER....Nuff Said"

How I See It: Is anyone else confused about what Thurman’s trying to say here?

Darren McFadden
"If tha walls could talk lol"

How I See It: They do talk. But just to Al Davis.

Darnell Dockett
"IN LA THEY HAVE FAKE EVERYTHING I just saw a chick with lip injections her top lip look like a thick ass pizza crust and they all smoke cigs"

How I See It: Fake NFL QB’s too ... starting with Matt Leinart.

Thurman Thomas
"Everyone should fart at 11:00pm eastern time tonight and see what happens..."

How I See It: This guy’s in the Hall of Fame? Really?

Candace Parker
"Headed to our outdoor game vs seattle. Outdoors at the home depot center vs seattle. Yaaahhhh"

How I See It: And by “Home Depot Center,” she must mean “Home Depot Parking Lot.”

Leonard Weaver
"Man, philly fans are the best!"

How I See It: Yeah! Totally! Just ask Donovan McNabb or Santa Claus.

Jonny Flynn
"Next stop...LA"

How I See It: Jonny must be playing as the Celtics in NBA Live, because his T’Wolves sure aren’t in the finals.

Chad Ochocinco
"awesome anwsers, now I understand, 1 more question, can the U.S . copy cat the blueprint to Abu Dhabi and Dubai?"

How I See It: The Dubai blueprint? Doesn’t Dubai have no money left? Sounds like an awesome plan.

Mark Schlereth
"Truth is I grew up with learning disabilities and I can't spell my way out of a wet paper sack!"

How I See It: If I had a nickel for every time I had to spell my way out of a wet paper sack ...

Fabian Washington
"Success breeds confidents"

How I See It: Mark Schlereth hacked Fabian Washington’s Twitter account.

Thurman Thomas
"If I start an ILLEGAL TWITTER I could get 20M followers in a day...... Hmmmmmm"

How I See It: I don’t care how many laws are broken, 20 million people will never follow Thurman Thomas.

Darrelle Revis
"Work hard for what u want and don't settle for less?"

How I See It:Darrelle sounds ambivalent. So maybe it is ok to settle for a little less (the AFC Championship game is a great accomplishment!)