MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

John Thornton
"Barbershop tattoo. Local barber is a true Bengals fan"

How I See It: Or a Steelers fan who lost a terrible bet.

Warren Sapp
"brb y'all"

How I See It: This is when you know you tweet too much.

Darrell Green
"Hope you all are doing well! I've been busy training in Florida :) Blessings to all the Skins fans still going strong!"

How I See It: I know there's Julio Franco and what not, but, Darrell, what are you training for?

Zac Diles
"Yo they are about to throw that nigerian dude under the jail after seein all his damn charges..."

How I See It: ...well yeah.

Rashad Jennings
"Watchin Friends at the moment, about to run some errands for my Mom."

How I See It: My Friday is better than an NFL player's is!

Charlie Villanueva
"downloading music, whats a hot song to download? need tracks for my ipod"

How I See It: Right now, “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGa is number one on the iTunes Top 100 songs. “Bad Romance”—also the story between the Pistons and free agent acquisition Charlie V, who are tied for last in the Central division.

Kerron Clement
"Where my Gator Haters at. If you not a Gator your Gator Bait."

How I See It: Right here, Kerron. I'm admit I'm a big hater.

Thurman Thomas
"Remember when Bama didn't allow Black athletes... I'm just saying"

How I See It: Sounds like a rational reason to root for Florida. Or not at all.

John Thornton
"Now we gotta listen to 3 hrs of Tebow lovefest."

How I See It: If you can’t catch Saturday’s “lovefest,” head to your local church Sunday morning.

Mark May
"PITT PLAYING LIKE THE PANTHERS TODAY DEFENSE AWESOME"

How I See It: I think we can all agree this tweet was a bit premature. Unless giving up 45 points is “awesome” defense.

John Thornton
"Like I said back in September, the best WR in. the city of Pittsburgh, plays for the Pitt Panthers. Watch the next great one peeps"

How I See It: Hines Ward went back to college?

Thurman Thomas
"Have u ever been alone and farted, then laughed!!!!!"

How I See It: No.

Mark May
"BAMA ROLANDO MCCLAIN THE NEXT RAY LEWIS"

How I See It: And I’m the next Rick Reilly.

Matt Hasselbeck
"The police security guard for my floor is wearing a big bullet proof vest. Something I should know about?"

How I See It: If you get arrested, blame the refs, Matt (Super Bowl XL reference, thank you very much).

Freddy Adu
"Yo that movie 2012 was tight. This whole 2012 thing scares me though im not gonna lie"

How I See It: Yeah if the Mayans are right, Freddy won’t make it to his what…12th birthday?