MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

JaVale McGee
"Is there an America town in china? #pierresquestionoftheday"
How I See It: Yeah, it’s where they sell hamburgers and MLB apparel…

Dara Torres
"Got bitten by sea lice (again) 2day (ud think I'd learn by now!). Used vinegar this time...T asked why I smelled like salad dressing, ha!"
How I See It: Is that just the cute name you gave leeches?

Luol Deng
"A few kids just stopped by my house and invited me to surprise their brother at his high school graduation party. On my way now."
How I See It: You sound like Vinny Chase from that episode of “Entourage.”

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Tyreke Evans
"Off to workout again, I'm back, ima work extra hard bcuuz remember its always someone tryna work harder than u"

How I See It: And by “work extra hard,” Tyreke means “drive extra fast.”

Dara Torres
"Y can't I fall asleep as fast as my daughter (that's 1 thing Im def not fast at!)? I barely walk out of the rm & she's out! Must be nice!"

How I See It: But I bet Tyreke Evans is faster than either of you. Definitely on the road.

LaVar Arrington
"My advice 4 2day instead of complaining about what u dnt have-thank the Creator for what u do have"

How I See It: Exactly. All thanks should be directed toward a Mr. Daniel M. Snyder.

Sanya Richards
"Drove myself to Waco today....wasn't as bad as I thought it would be! A little alone time to reflect and refresh my spritits,always good :-)"

How I See It: If you have to drive yourself to Waco to reflect and refresh yourself......wow.

Ndamukong Suh
"It out!!!!!!!!!!! #Lions #Detroit"

How I See It: And by “out,” do you mean the Lions are “out” of the playoffs? Even for the Lions, that’s quick to be eliminated.

Steve Slaton
"everyone needs to follow the best tight end in the league @owendaniels . The Real OG"

How I See It: Why is Antonio Gates’ Twitter account called “owendaniels?” Weird.

Al Horford
"Bad start for the the team, but I like the effort in the second half. Let's get this next one tomorrow nite vs Detroit"

How I See It: Shouldn’t be too difficult. Minimal effort required against the Pistons.

Swin Cash
"Man it feels good to see UCONN ranks 2nd&3rd in longest win streaks behind UCLA.... Time to kiss the babies....:)"

How I See It: Yeah that’s awesome! It’s just ruining Women’s College Basketball, but that’s ok.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Tonights entertainment: the Internet, my iHome & Twitter. & y'all are doing a pooooooooor job. I'm in Milwaukee! C'mon now!!"

How I See It: I’m not sure if Chris’ entertainment for the night should be a reflection on himself or on the city of Milwaukee. I’ll go with the former.

Dara Torres
"Oh and for u women's basktball fans out there, WTF is up with that halftime score??"

How I See It:I think maybe six people identified with this statement.

Donte Whitner
""If the man grabs something from u, u gotta go grab the man" -unknown"

How I See It: Unknown = made up.

Santonio Holmes
"I said I have the chills not the runs"

How I See It: Thanks for the clarification there, Santonio.

Allison Baver
"Larry (our Canadian coach) is mad because they have fake maple syrup at the Vancouver Olympic Games! They need to... http://bit.ly/aV3ve7"

How I See It: Or, he could be pissed because you are aren't winning enough.

Mercedes Nicoll
"Fingers crossed I get to go to the womens hockey game tonight!!! Xoxo"

How I See It: What are you, grounded?

Dara Torres
"Why do peeps feel like when they see a cop car they have to go slower than the speed limit? Ur not gonna get a ticket 4 passn the cop!!"

How I See It: Maybe, but you're famous.

David Clowney
"You ever feel like you doing stuff great/good keeping your other half happy and it still ain't good enough? Random Question!!!!!"

How I See It: Sure it is, David.

Trent Shelton
"Man I have the worst luck on plane seats.either I'm sitting next to a crying baby or like in this case someone who smells like grade A shi*"

How I See It: Could be Grade B.

Martellus Bennett
"On my grizzy like a muthaf&$8n bear. What's good?"

How I See It: You forgot an "L" there, Martellus. You have an extra one in your name, or you can borrow one from the Rams. They've got plenty more.

Dara Torres
"U guys, that was Ashton Kutcher I was with!!"

How I See It: Jeez, that guy catches more cougars than the zoo.

Natalie Coughlin
"What should I be for Halloween... Any suggestions? "

How I See It: Amanda Beard.

Frank Trigg
"RT @JeremyBorash: Amy Winehouse just got breast implants. Heard they went in through her nose."

How I See It: I'm sorry I made fun of your horrible fashion sense last week. You're funny.

Tommy Lasorda
"http://twitpic.com/mwui9 - Congratulations to Pete Carroll and the Trojans on another win last night. He will have his team ready for the BC"

How I See It: We say this every year. It's as true as you are old.

Thurman Thomas
"Yankees r great for Sports!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: I spent some time trying to justify his statement. Even using the most outlandish arguments, I couldn't.

Dara Torres
"My jinx is back, so turning off the game so the Yanks will win!!"

How I See It: I wanna cry Dara, I really do. Why would you do that?????? How I wish you left your TV on, or gave Scott Kazmir your arm so he didn't airmail that throw. That was epic.