MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Amar'e Stoudemire
"LA, is for sure one of the top city's in the world, i had a blast. Filming Entourage was a gr8 accomplishment. #blessed #TeamSTAT"
How I See It: Ari Gold for Knicks' new President/GM?

Tiger Woods
"Not playing in US Open. Very disappointed. Short-term frustration for long-term gain."
How I See It: NBC just lost 75 percent of its U.S. Open sponsors.

Kerry Rhodes
"Yes sir!!! Big win Mavs! I'm pumped over here! Thx for all my people that bet with me! Thx 4 doing business!"
How I See It: Why isn't Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame again?

Mike Tyson
"Follow Mr. Chow (@kenjeong)"
How I See It: And what if I don't? Oh right, this will happen.

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Shawne Merriman
"Guy just asked me about the lockout like I know wth is going on your guess is as good as mine bud #NFL"
How I See It: You said the same thing about PED testing...

Mike Tyson
"The principles of Islam are peace & love. Please don't confuse Osama's views as the view of Muslims."
How I See It: I could be wrong, but didn't this guy bite off part of another dude's ear (while fist-fighting him)?

Tiger Woods
"Big night at the tables with Mayer. He's cool. We both walked away winners."
How I See It: This should help your image.

Steve Nash
"Since we caught Osama do I still have to take my laptop out at security?"
How I See It: What do you mean by "we?" I didn't know Canadians were considered Americans too, eh.

Matthew Barnaby
"Man that ovie is terrible when he gets a little space!!"
How I See It: Coming from the ultimate scorer himself...

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Mike Leake
"Happy monday. hope everybody got their taxes in. who's going to be at the ballpark tonight?"
How I See It: Do you have to pay taxes on shoplifted goods?

Mike Tyson
"LOVE ANIMALS. DON'T EAT THEM."
How I See It: Same goes for human beings (i.e. Evander Holyfield)

Brian Kelly
"BlueGold game tomorrow at 2 PM EST. Lots of alumni around campus today. Feels like the fall is just around the corner.140 days till USF"
How I See It: Try to avoid using the words "the fall," this week in South Bend.

Hines Ward
"I want to thank Mrs. Rooney and the girls as well as Mrs. Tomlin for coming out and showing their support for me.... http://fb.me/LsQiAwBk"
How I See It: ...on "Dancing With The Stars."

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Lee Westwood
"you need tevez back!! I've retweeted a few and opened a can of worms! Not doin anymore! Missed most of the first half!"

How I See It: I swear, the first five times I read this, I thought Westwood was talking about Tevas sandals and it made me so happy. What a letdown ...

James Harden
"Numbers game is wack!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Yup, numbers do suck when you are shooting 36 percent from the field in 26 minutes of action.

Mike Tyson
"As long as you continue to live, something great will happen.."

How I See It: Ehhh, I'm not even going to get started with this one.

Jason Thompson
"Keep your confidence high, keep your outlook positive. In time your determination will lead you to your success. Yessir"

How I See It: Love the sentiment, but I hate to break it to Jason: That's never going to happen on the Kings. Let's just say it's not a good sign when they are playing centers -- Thompson -- at small forward and shooting guard because their whole roster is either 7-0 or above, mentally inept, or just terrible at basketball.

Leonard Weaver
"I'm sittin here after the first session with my dogs Mango and dream."

How I See It: I'm going to ignore the other funny part of this tweet (a dog named "Mango") and touch on something else: What is a dog "session?" Is this like marriage counseling or pre-school for dogs? I'm confused.

Muggsy Bogues
"Hanging out with my son today he out of school..just got hair cuts and now going to big daddys 4 lunch!"

How I See It: The 5-3 Bogues referring to himself as "big daddy" is classic. (Sorry, Muggsy.) Oh, wait, he must mean Big Daddy's, the burger joint. Right?

Mike Vick
"Lol Im just having fun playing football again ! Rt @KingJames Mike Vick for PRESIDENT!!"

How I See It: Not LeBron for president. And by the way, if PETA doesn't like current politicians, I can't even imagine what Vick's campaign would look like.

Brendan Shanahan
"I remember asking a guy to fight in junior. He didn't say yes or no- just punched me in the nose. Pulled my neck muscles. Lesson learned."

How I See It: That's awesome, Brendan. I have no idea what prompted you to post that on Twitter tonight, but great story.

Paul Allen
"Blazers gritty win in Memphis big games by Andre and Wes with Brandon out....Hawks victory in Phoenix sun great to be there for it!"

How I See It: I would find this very funny if you posted this on a Mac.

Manu Ginobli
"Artículo de Paenza en P/12 sobre seguridad digital y hackers. Muy interesante. http://bit.ly/aikTeT"

How I See It: Digital security and hackers. Very interesting. Okay...I think I got it. Thanks for the internet safety help, Manu?

Andy Rautins
"Well said homes RT @landryfields: Everyone who referenced Dumb and Dumber, I applaud you! Literally had my cracking up in this hotel room."

How I See It: Now that's not way to talk about Donnie Walsh and Mike D'Antoni!

Brady Quinn
"Beat KC!"

How I See It: Watching two other quarterbacks play and flirting with Charlie Weis across the field does not qualify as being part of the victory.

David Garrard
"Anybody got Philly scoring half a hundred??"

How I See It: Anybody got David Garrard throwing a hail mary to Mike Thomas as time expires? Gus Johnson sure didn't.

Mike Tyson
"I'm in Vegas wrapping up @animalplanet show. About to head to the studio to record a track."

How I See It: Animal Planet? Wussie. I just had to say that to see if Mike Tyson comes to my house tomorrow and beats me to a pulp.

Sean May
"@NazrMohammed it's sick! That's all u need to know!! #hype"

How I See It: I hope this doesn't mean "sick" in the extremely athletic sense. If so, Sean May is the guy who needs to see a doctor.

LeBron James
"Rough day at work today but very productive! I love it. Now time to regroup in this 45 degrees cold tank. Burrrrr!! http://twitpic.com/37ewc0"

How I See It: Yeah, I can't even imagine. Having to share the ball with two other all-star starters. Real rough.

Candace Parker
"Bout to kill dis ms pac man right quick..."

How I See It: Whose side are you on anyways?

Stylez G. White
"Can't, I have training camp my dude"

How I See It: Classic excuse. It’s the new “I’m not feeling well.”

Darnell Dockett
"After listening to Baby from cash money I'm gonna go buy me a studio cuz I knoow I can rap better than him... Who's you top 5 worst rappers?"

How I See It: Is Ron Artest eligible?

Mike Tyson
"Watch the show Entourage next week for a surprise guest."

How I See It:Can’t guess who it’s going to be.

Fabian Washington
"Nite nite world. My body is starting to crash from all the Redbull I drank today. Woooooooooooo"

How I See It: But Red Bull gives you wings, so crash averted.