MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Nazr Mohammed
"Can't believe that I can't even talk to ex-teammates and friends that work for other #NBA teams #NBALockout"
How I See It: Something tells me these bored ballers are going to be pounding twitter with their whining.

Jonathan Vilma
"is the world supposed to end in 2012 still?"
How I See It: Tentatively yes, but the four horsemen are still locked up in stalemated labor negotiations that could lead to a lockout.

Dwyane Wade
"I'm available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals.."
How I See It: Clearly, Mr. Wade will have no problem staying employed no matter how long the lockout lasts. His skills are simply in high demand.

Charlie Villanueva
"Maaaaan I just got locked out my house too. Not a good night!!! What else could go wrong?"
How I See It: Sorry Charlie, but that is just too funny.

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Roger Mason Jr.
"Almost that time...Let's Go NYK!!!!!"

How I See It: Hate to break it to Mase, but he’s getting hyped for two hours of pine. Shooting 30 percent in the preseason will do that to you.

John Calipari
"You know you're in a good place when you walk into a school and the librarian has Kentucky all over her office."

How I See It: Did the librarian cheat on her SAT’s too? (Sorry, that was harsh.)

Andy Roddick
"so if most girls dress like strippers on halloween, what do strippers dress as?"

How I See It: Brooklyn Decker?

Charlie Villanueva
"It doesn’t matter what happened yesterday, last week, last month or last year - today we overcome our challenges. Let's go to work Detroit."

How I See It: Ah, nothing like an opening night game against the Nets to get your hopes up.

C.J. Wilson
"Today is the day...that I go eat pancakes"

How I See It:Finally, someone with something logical to say.

Terrence Williams
"Just left the gym hope everyone day is going well, ill be giving out at lease 6 tickets today yessir season opener #wordaapp"

How I See It: Tickets!? Terrence Williams must be selling the farm, considering Nets tickets are starting as low as 39 cents for opening night. (Seriously, check StubHub)

Braylon Edwards
"4 Sure Bro RT @Mark_Sanchez: @OfficialBraylon Lots of sun waiting for you when you get here. Catch you tomorrow"

How I See It: You might catch Braylon tomorrow, but he won’t be able to catch you.

Charlie Villanueva
"Life is 10% what happens to you, 90% how you respond. I played my heart out with the best of my physical ability. I remain a proud Dominican"

How I See It: Best of your physical ability? Based on last year in Detroit, I guess you don’t have much physical ability.

Joffrey Lupul
"If you think you're angry, you're not... compared to Mel Gibson.."

How I See It: Hopefully Mel Gibson didn’t read this tweet.

Evan Bates
"watching MLB all-star weekend. mc hammer just hit a home run. what is going on here?!"

How I See It: Wait does MC Hammer’s home run help the NL or AL get home-field advantage in the World Series?

Natasha Hastings
"24!"

How I See It: Not sure if she’s talking about Jack Bauer or Kobe Bryant. And I’m not sure which one is more likely to be eliminated either.

Kassim Osgood
"I think im the only person on Twitter to lose 3 followers in 3 weeks, but still have the same total! Lol!!!"

How I See It: Wait, so you lost 3 but you added 3 at the same time? I’m really confused. No wonder you lost 3 followers (but gained 3 too?).

Apolo Ohno
"Never say never"

How I See It: And yet you just said it twice. The ultimate paradox, and dumbest expression ever.

Charlie Villanueva
"Aight budtweets, I'm on the road again. Catch ya later. Peace."

How I See It: If you’re taking the road out of Detroit, can you take your massive contract with you? Thanks.

Ray Rice
"I'm wost than a lil kid just spilled my whole salad on myself smh"

How I See It: And you know Ray meant to spill his salad, of course.

Charlie Villanueva
"downloading music, whats a hot song to download? need tracks for my ipod"

How I See It: Right now, “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGa is number one on the iTunes Top 100 songs. “Bad Romance”—also the story between the Pistons and free agent acquisition Charlie V, who are tied for last in the Central division.

Kerron Clement
"Where my Gator Haters at. If you not a Gator your Gator Bait."

How I See It: Right here, Kerron. I'm admit I'm a big hater.

Thurman Thomas
"Remember when Bama didn't allow Black athletes... I'm just saying"

How I See It: Sounds like a rational reason to root for Florida. Or not at all.

John Thornton
"Now we gotta listen to 3 hrs of Tebow lovefest."

How I See It: If you can’t catch Saturday’s “lovefest,” head to your local church Sunday morning.

Mark May
"PITT PLAYING LIKE THE PANTHERS TODAY DEFENSE AWESOME"

How I See It: I think we can all agree this tweet was a bit premature. Unless giving up 45 points is “awesome” defense.