Tweets By Mike Vick, Amar'e Stoudemire And Mike Wallace

  • Sunday, April 24, 2011 9:36 PM
  • Written By: Ross Gordon

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Mike Vick
"Thinking about doing a uStream what do yall think?"
How I See It: It’s fine as long as it’s not a gateway to a VH1 reality television show #Ochocinco.

Mike Wallace
"Bout to sweep these 76ers!! #MiamiHeatFlow"
How I See It: #NotSoFast

Brittany Lincicome
"I HATE when u get on a new road and it says you have 300 miles to go before your next turn. LOL"
How I See It: Somebody doesn’t know when traveling via airplane would be more efficient.

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Tweets by Devin Hester, Steve Nash and More

  • Friday, January 14, 2011 9:43 PM
  • Written By: Daniel Rubens

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Devin Hester
"Loading up on redbull game time coming baby!!!!!!"

How I See It: Devin Hester is already too fast. Giving him Red Bull should be illegal.

Terrell Thomas
"My service sucks in my house, gotta do better"

How I See It: You are an NFL player. Just buy a new one.

Steve Nash
"Sun roof is open. If only this wasn't a hybrid somebody would be cool as hell...."

How I See It: Hippie Canadians and their hybrids and environment ...

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Tweets By LeBron James, Patrick Willis And More

  • Saturday, January 8, 2011 11:30 AM
  • Written By: Daniel Rubens

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Kevin Weekes
"Hold up...Leafs up 9-1 over ATL ?!! "

How I See It: Atlanta sucks, Kevin. Badly.

Braylon Edwards
"This Midwest cold is serious. Been in new York so I definitely forgot "

How I See It: Well, who wouldn't get used to the beautiful, 85-degree beaches in New York during winter?

Patrick Willis
"Did I just feel an earthquake. Wow that made me nervous lol"

How I See It: That was actually just the balance of power in the NFC West and Pac-12 shifting.

Fabian Washington
"Owings Mills needs a Benihana's"

How I See It: Everywhere needs a Benihana.

Chad Ochocinco
"@terrellowens whats up bruh, its going on 3 oclock over here, enjoying Madrid, i have a trial (tryout) with Real Madrid after surgery "

How I See It: Ochocinco: Is there anything he can't do (other than win a Super Bowl)?

LeBron James
"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. "

How I See It: Sounds like someone might be regretting some sort of decision that he made over the summer ...

Athlete Tweets Review 08/05/10

  • Thursday, August 5, 2010 1:33 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang

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Vince Carter
"Man I tell ya.....nothin like that daddy/daughter time...the greatest!!!"

How I See It: You better keep her away from Barney Stinson - he loves hitting on Daddy's Little Girl.

Michael Huff
"This lil chick at subway just got my #, she was bout 50 but @tyvonbranch told me to go ahead and get it so we can get free food....smh"

How I See It: A professional athlete who can't afford his own Subway sandwich ... then again, you DO play for the Oakland Raiders.

Fabian Washington
"Don't worry I'll be back on my sexxy soon"

How I See It: Silly Fabian, we all know only Justin Timberlake can bring sexy back.

Hayley Wickenheiser
"thinks it sure is nice to be on the ice in heat like this today! :)"

How I See It: It's always nice to be on the ice, regardless of the weather! How many days until hockey season starts?

Mercedes Nicoli
"Had to turn off shark week last night! Didn't wanna dream about getting bit!"

How I See It: In the wise words of Tracy Jordan "Live every week like it's Shark Week."

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"This picture has no significance but I look good, at least that what my moma said http://twitpic.com/2bvbae"

How I See It: Your mom's gotta say that, OchoCinco. She's stuck with you!

Athlete Tweets Review 07/25/10

  • Monday, July 26, 2010 4:05 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Candace Parker
"Bout to kill dis ms pac man right quick..."

How I See It: Whose side are you on anyways?

Stylez G. White
"Can't, I have training camp my dude"

How I See It: Classic excuse. It’s the new “I’m not feeling well.”

Darnell Dockett
"After listening to Baby from cash money I'm gonna go buy me a studio cuz I knoow I can rap better than him... Who's you top 5 worst rappers?"

How I See It: Is Ron Artest eligible?

Mike Tyson
"Watch the show Entourage next week for a surprise guest."

How I See It:Can’t guess who it’s going to be.

Fabian Washington
"Nite nite world. My body is starting to crash from all the Redbull I drank today. Woooooooooooo"

How I See It: But Red Bull gives you wings, so crash averted.

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/07/10

  • Monday, June 7, 2010 11:40 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Chris Johnson
"@THEREAL_LENDALE come on"

How I See It:Seriously, catch up to Chris Johnson already. We’ve been waiting since mid-’08.

John Mallinger
"Qualified for us open .. Stoked for pebble"

How I See It: Tony Romo didn't qualify. I guess Jessica may have been in attendance.

Rashard Lewis
"Lol that's what's up (SWAT)"

How I See It: Wouldn't be too surprised if the Orlando SWAT team picked up Rashard at his home for being terrible.

Fabian Washington
"Let the losers lose"

How I See It: Fabian was drafted by the Raiders. What happened to that phrase “Just Win, Baby?”

Webb Simpson
"Hey"

How I See It: Somebody was desperate for a conversation.

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Athlete Tweets Review 05/31/10

  • Tuesday, June 1, 2010 9:03 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Chad Ochocinco
"awesome anwsers, now I understand, 1 more question, can the U.S . copy cat the blueprint to Abu Dhabi and Dubai?"

How I See It: The Dubai blueprint? Doesn’t Dubai have no money left? Sounds like an awesome plan.

Mark Schlereth
"Truth is I grew up with learning disabilities and I can't spell my way out of a wet paper sack!"

How I See It: If I had a nickel for every time I had to spell my way out of a wet paper sack ...

Fabian Washington
"Success breeds confidents"

How I See It: Mark Schlereth hacked Fabian Washington’s Twitter account.

Thurman Thomas
"If I start an ILLEGAL TWITTER I could get 20M followers in a day...... Hmmmmmm"

How I See It: I don’t care how many laws are broken, 20 million people will never follow Thurman Thomas.

Darrelle Revis
"Work hard for what u want and don't settle for less?"

How I See It:Darrelle sounds ambivalent. So maybe it is ok to settle for a little less (the AFC Championship game is a great accomplishment!)

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Athlete Tweets Review 03/17/10

  • Wednesday, March 17, 2010 9:53 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Shaun Phillips
"About to check out this clippers game. Yes yes of course I'm Spiked out about to trip this referee. Ill be next to the clippers bench."

How I See It: Next to the Clippers bench? Why doesn’t he just move closer and join the team? They could definitely use the help.

Fabian Washington
"Kiss me im Irish. Na im not really irish but you can still kiss me."

How I See It: Fabian O’Washington.

John Calipari
"My man, Mr. Charles, has treated us like royalty and we are being stuffed w/ BBQ shrimp, escargot and an unreal split pea and shrimp soup."

How I See It:Royalty? BBQ Shrimp? Mr. Charles? Sounds like an NCAA VIOLATION!!!

Larry Fitzgerald
"I hope he does 2.He would be a great addition 2 our team RT @omfgitskami: @Lfitzgerald11 I hope Joey Porter signs with the Cards!"

How I See It: If by “great addition” you mean an “overrated player that is a huge distraction in the lockerroom,” then yes he would be a “great addition.”

Swin Cash
"In the gym @ESPN working it out! The world wide leader in sports has everything I need accept a court. Oh wait that's outside 2mor its on :)"

How I See It:How about someone to teach you some grammar? Looks like they have everything EXCEPT a court and an English teacher. I hope you ACCEPT this subtle lesson.

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Athlete Tweets Review 03/02/10

  • Tuesday, March 2, 2010 6:05 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Fabian Washington
"I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream. LMAO"

How I See It: I tried screaming for ice cream with my mom once ... didn’t work too well. I got a timeout.

Jose Canseco
"B e careful with the irs they r coming down hard on people"

How I See It: And recently, the amount of tax dollars we owe has been on steroids.

Cliff Avril
"It's funny what people say to u sometimes..."

How I See It: Cliff, you’re on the Lions. Take it like a man.

Kevin Johnson
"Click the link to the see the press conference in which I endorsed Tyreke Evans for Rookie of the Year. RekeROY! http://bit.ly/cuJpQD"

How I See It: “Endorsed?” Really? This is what the NBA Rookie of the Year award has come to?

Mark Sanchez
"My buddy Ryan is running the LA Marathon for the John Wayne Cancer Institute. Check out the link www.firstgiving.com/ryanrunsla"

How I See It: By "Ryan," do you mean Rex Ryan? Because that would be AWESOME to see Rex Ryan run a marathon. Especially for a good cause.

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Athlete Tweets Review 02/11/10

  • Thursday, February 11, 2010 7:46 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Fabian Washington
"Laugh have fun life is to short to be bitter and sour"

How I See It: Apparently life is also too short for Fabian to include the second “o” in “too.”

Kirk Morrison
"Is it me or do the Cleveland Cavaliers do at least 5 minutes worth of handshakes before the game. That's too much to remember."

How I See It: Good thing you don’t play for the Browns. You’d be out of there within ten minutes for insulting LeBron and the Cavs. Just like Braylon Edwards, except without a police investigation.

Shawn Johnson
"Thank you all SO SO much for joining me on the live chat!!! You ha some amazing questions... Love you guys!!"

How I See It: I love you too!

Chad Ochocinco
"@terrellowens - the cat is out the bag son, 85 and 81 = WTF"

How I See It: 85 + 81 = Lots of $$$ in fines for the NFL.

Shaun Phillips
"? ?????? ??????? ???????, ? ?????"

How I See It: How insightful.

Athlete Tweets Review 01/06/10

  • Wednesday, January 6, 2010 6:48 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Fabian Washington
"At Ruth Chris. I'm hungry as a hostage. I'm going in"

How I See It: If actual hostages were treated to Ruth Chris steaks, the world would be a much better place.

Dan Ellis
"Jamming to Dave Matthews... Its not easy to play the car drums, drive, sing and tweet at the same time... Messes up my drum solo"

How I See It: Yeah I hate when that happens. Side note: if you happen to be near Dan Ellis, get off the road. Now.

Nick Mangold
"So who do you all have in the upcoming big college game?"

How I See It: I’m pumped for Central Michigan and Troy too! I like CMU. Don’t know what other game you could be talking about.

Andrew Bogut
"Is it inappropriate to own a Water Pistol? What about if I had one in my locker and I sprayed someone with it? Im thinkin a SUPER SOAKER?"

How I See It: Oh no he didn’t!

Nazr Mohammed
"I've officially been up for 24hrs. Can't wait to get to a bed. Maybe I can get an hour nap on the plane. Usually don't sleep well on planes"

How I See It: 24 hours? Looks like we have a young Jack Bauer in the making.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/04/10

  • Monday, January 4, 2010 6:20 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Fabian Washington
"Shake-N-Bake"

How I See It: Nope, Hamburger Helper. Check and checkmate.

Pat Fitzgerald
"On the recruiting trail- I'll be all over the country throughout the next month wrapping up our 2010 recruiting class! GO CATS!"

How I See It: Get. A. Kicker!

John Daly
"15 hours or a little over 1,000 miles"

How I See It: Common sense says that John's flying, but he could legitimately weigh a plane down that severely.

Bill Romanowski
"Getting ready for the Raiders Press Conference. Tune in to Comcast at 12pm PST."

How I See It: Over/under on the number of Jagerbombs he's "getting ready with": 6.

Brandon Jennings
"#MM BOW WOW ft PLEASURE P- I'm gon make it"

How I See It: And the Rookie of the Year goes to...Tyreke Evans. No Bow Wow fan will get my vote.

Athlete Tweets Review 11/27/09

  • Saturday, November 28, 2009 7:45 AM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Jalen Rose
"Its a funny irony for me to see Duke bball team playing in "black shoes and socks--so glad times and images have changed in the U.S."

How I See It: Actually, Jalen, that's neither funny nor ironic. You were one of my favorite players as a kid though, so I'll let it slide.

Martellus Bennett
"DMX was a good actor"

How I See It: In...?

Fabian Washington
"Auburn has no clue how to run a 2min offence. WOW"

How I See It: Well at least they can spell it.

Jason Thompson
"Krazi memories!! Def want that same fire bac to Arco!!!"

How I See It: You only saved about 3 letter here, Jason.

DeAndre Jordan
"Just got some treatment in. Now time for lunch with @blakegriffin and k.rush!!!"

How I See It: Guess all that not-playing made you three hungry.

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