MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Leonard Weaver
"The doctor just took a mold of my foot!!!!”
How I See It: Foot modeling, the No. 1 job for locked out NFLers. Chad Ochocinco
"Due 2 thelockout i'm marching with the band RT @WatchMy_Duuust: @ochocinco u goin to the Atlanta Classic.SU vs FAMU n Atl September 24?"
How I See It: Chad, unless you know something that we don’t, I wouldn’t just assume the lockout will still be on four months from now.

Jalen Rose
"I'm getting old....this will be my 10th straight season covering the NBA Finals! #I love this game!"
How I See It: You sure are, especially considering the fact that “I love this game” hasn’t been the NBA’s slogan for years.

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Nate Clements
"What a day leaving Chuckie Cheese"
How I See It: I thought that was strictly for children under the age of 10…

Jalen Rose
""Everything around us is made up of energy....to attract positive things in your life,start by giving off positive energy" #inspiration"
How I See It: Don’t you mean give off negative energy? Opposites attract, you know that!

Greg Olsen
"Had a great time and the police vs fire dept. FB game in Chicago. Great to support two groups who do so mch for us all."
How I See It: Wait a second! If the police and the fire department are playing then who’s protecting the city?

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Dwyane Wade
"Its sad what someone would do to b like you..@KevinHart4real is stalking me..he wants my life."

How I See It: Come on, D-Wade, you should be honored, not frightened.

Kurt Warner
"Grocery store I shop at still sells my t-shirt so I am getting chased from aisle 2 aisle 4 autograph! Ppl I retired, send them back!"

How I See It: Gotta love the life of the stay-at-home Dad. Kurt “Mr. Mom” Warner at your service.

Deion Sanders
"Prime just filled up his gmc denali 90.00 #HOP i see what y'all meen Primetimers."

How I See It: That’s just chump change right, Deion?

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JaVale McGee
"Nestle has the best tasting water... They may of made a mistake and got chocolate in it or somethin... That water is bomb.com ice cold lol"

How I See It: I see a new sponsorship is the near future for JaVale.

Johnny Knox
"Who coming to the MNF this week? The temp will be -18 deg!"

How I See It: Why don't all stadiums just build a roof? And make a roof that doesn't break.

Leonard Weaver
"You know for it to be a jacked up economy, its a lot of people out here shopping!!!!!!lol"

How I See It: Tis the season!

Patrick Patterson
"Taking a nap. ?"

How I See It: Is this a question or a statement. ?

Rick Fox
"Ever notice how celeb couples who are high profile always file for divorce during the holidays? The news gets lost in the holiday cheer/rush"

How I See It: Should we be expecting something?

Brad Gilbert
"Extreme Big Man sighting today in the gym: 7'3" 14yr old from India. IMG Basketball grows 'em tall."

How I See It: Yikes!

Lee Westwood
"you need tevez back!! I've retweeted a few and opened a can of worms! Not doin anymore! Missed most of the first half!"

How I See It: I swear, the first five times I read this, I thought Westwood was talking about Tevas sandals and it made me so happy. What a letdown ...

James Harden
"Numbers game is wack!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Yup, numbers do suck when you are shooting 36 percent from the field in 26 minutes of action.

Mike Tyson
"As long as you continue to live, something great will happen.."

How I See It: Ehhh, I'm not even going to get started with this one.

Jason Thompson
"Keep your confidence high, keep your outlook positive. In time your determination will lead you to your success. Yessir"

How I See It: Love the sentiment, but I hate to break it to Jason: That's never going to happen on the Kings. Let's just say it's not a good sign when they are playing centers -- Thompson -- at small forward and shooting guard because their whole roster is either 7-0 or above, mentally inept, or just terrible at basketball.

Leonard Weaver
"I'm sittin here after the first session with my dogs Mango and dream."

How I See It: I'm going to ignore the other funny part of this tweet (a dog named "Mango") and touch on something else: What is a dog "session?" Is this like marriage counseling or pre-school for dogs? I'm confused.

Muggsy Bogues
"Hanging out with my son today he out of school..just got hair cuts and now going to big daddys 4 lunch!"

How I See It: The 5-3 Bogues referring to himself as "big daddy" is classic. (Sorry, Muggsy.) Oh, wait, he must mean Big Daddy's, the burger joint. Right?

Alex Brown
"I am not talking about comparing vodka and tequila but what do u think is the best vodka and tequila? Straight as a shot or mixed."

How I See It: The brand that prevents Roger Goodell from suspending anyone who drinks too much. If this brand exists, let Ben Roethlisberger know.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just had Dejavu what's that mean?"

How I See It: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Curt Schilling
"Otw to ESPN to tape some Sept. And Oct. Pieces on pitching. Have 19 years of notes and game notes in tow!"

How I See It: And by "game notes" he means a few pairs of socks with fake blood stains around the ankles.

Stephon Marbury
"AI come to CHINA baby. Let's make history again. This is the next chapter in the book that we will write. http://plixi.com/p/45122196"

How I See It: I can't decide which is more unlikely: AI actually playing in China or a publisher allowing you two to write a book together.

Leonard Weaver
"Couples retreat is such a great movie!"

How I See It: I guess movie standards are lowered when you're on IR.

Steve Smith
"What a nice day in jersey. Thk u Lord!!"

How I See It: A nice day in Jersey? I was not aware of such a thing.

Darnell Dockett
"IN LA THEY HAVE FAKE EVERYTHING I just saw a chick with lip injections her top lip look like a thick ass pizza crust and they all smoke cigs"

How I See It: Fake NFL QB’s too ... starting with Matt Leinart.

Thurman Thomas
"Everyone should fart at 11:00pm eastern time tonight and see what happens..."

How I See It: This guy’s in the Hall of Fame? Really?

Candace Parker
"Headed to our outdoor game vs seattle. Outdoors at the home depot center vs seattle. Yaaahhhh"

How I See It: And by “Home Depot Center,” she must mean “Home Depot Parking Lot.”

Leonard Weaver
"Man, philly fans are the best!"

How I See It: Yeah! Totally! Just ask Donovan McNabb or Santa Claus.

Jonny Flynn
"Next stop...LA"

How I See It: Jonny must be playing as the Celtics in NBA Live, because his T’Wolves sure aren’t in the finals.

J.R. Smith
"Everyone go an follow my followers!"

How I See It: Now we've gone too far.

Paul Wulff
"We want to see tons of fans in the seats of Martin Stadium tomorrow at 5:30 pm for our spring scrimmage! Go Cougs!"

How I See It: Cougars? I'm there.

Leonard Weaver
"Hey guys what happend in the draft?"

How I See It: Do you have eyes, ears and/or a spell check?

Bobby Boswell
"I think I'll go to Chicago for the weekend... "

How I See It: Well then I think I'll leave Chicago for the weekend.

Tommy Lasorda
"I have met seven U.S. Presidents during my life."

How I See It: What, are we just trying to one-up each other here?