MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Kevin Weekes
"Hold up...Leafs up 9-1 over ATL ?!! "

How I See It: Atlanta sucks, Kevin. Badly.

Braylon Edwards
"This Midwest cold is serious. Been in new York so I definitely forgot "

How I See It: Well, who wouldn't get used to the beautiful, 85-degree beaches in New York during winter?

Patrick Willis
"Did I just feel an earthquake. Wow that made me nervous lol"

How I See It: That was actually just the balance of power in the NFC West and Pac-12 shifting.

Fabian Washington
"Owings Mills needs a Benihana's"

How I See It: Everywhere needs a Benihana.

Chad Ochocinco
"@terrellowens whats up bruh, its going on 3 oclock over here, enjoying Madrid, i have a trial (tryout) with Real Madrid after surgery "

How I See It: Ochocinco: Is there anything he can't do (other than win a Super Bowl)?

LeBron James
"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. "

How I See It: Sounds like someone might be regretting some sort of decision that he made over the summer ...

Michael Oher
"Im really a maya moore fan"

How I See It: Just ask her out already.

Hakim Warrick
"Just cop some true cargo shorts n the middle of dec... Gotta love phx"

How I See It: Gotta love that 11-12 record.

Brandon Jennings
"Any basketball games on espn or espn2 tonight?"

How I See It: Is it just me, or does a single professional athlete know how to use the internet?

Braylon Edwards
"What's up world...Today is foundation tuesday...were getting a lot of work done"

How I See It: You might as well be getting work done since you guys haven't scored a touchdown since Thanksgiving.

Kevin Weekes
"Hey Toronto-we're in Canada NOT New Mexico,all of you with 4-Wheel drive...have to be able to drive in Winter !!!"

How I See It: Seriously, there is no other side to this argument. I just don't know how to respond to this.

Jay Feely
"Is this thing really supposed to make my groin feel better? http://twitpic.com/3ezj8"

How I See It: Jay, you rushed for a touchdown on Sunday; I was impressed. Don't make me lose all the respect I just gained for you.

Kevin Weekes
"We had a great dinner at The Cliff,rated among the Top 50 restaurants in the world,please check it out if you have a minute."

How I See It: A minute? Now that’s fast food.

Michael Huff
"This rookie show might be the worst I've ever seen...smh"

How I See It: There’s only so much talent to go around in Oakland.

Kerry Rhodes
"@OfficialBraylon steroids huh?"

How I See It: Oh so that’s how Braylon’s beard got so big.

Reggie Evans
"we going to with the big ten this year. BLACK AND GOLD."

How I See It: I hope he’s not talking about Purdue.

Lindsey Berg
"Not even gonna lie...I am having a hard time watching this..."

How I See It: Me too, watching Matt Leinart and Derek Anderson run the Cardinals offense is actually unbearable.

Glen Davis
"Like for real !! All that fake air in a bro food ! Y'all girls are crazy !! Don't try to make me food !! Then when I take a bit I got hair!!"

How I See It: They don’t call him Big Baby for nothing. He never stops complaining.

Josh Cribbs
"On my way home from bowling!!! Glad we have tomorrow off!!!"

How I See It: Out of all the NFL teams that can afford bowling night immediately followed by a vacation day, the Browns definitely aren’t one of them.

Kevin Weekes
"Awesome time tonight,great friends,full moon shining nicely off the Caribbean Sea."

How I See It: Maybe that will be the Browns’ schedule for next training camp (see above).

Brett Anderson
"Long road trip coming up...should be fun."

How I See It: Any road trip in which the roads lead away from Oakland is definitely fun.

Andy Murray
"Had a relaxing weekend.. could have done without a penalty miss in the fantasy football gameweek tho!"

How I See It: Fantasy futbol.

Kevin Weekes
"RT @justinbieber Yo chillin with @kevinweekes NHL goalie.. Hes tight! follow him."

How I See It: In related news, Weekes gained 7,000 followers today, but lost even more respect.

Warren Sapp
"Wake Up U Mean?? Proof reading Is a Must!! Smdh RT @j_holland7: Walk up and get on your feet and let's do something great and unique"

How I See It: Warren Sapp, by far the scariest officer in the Grammar Police Squad.

Joe Haden
"Just finished the first practice!! We got better 2day!!!"

How I See It: Reminder: You are the Browns, you can only get better. It would have been noteworthy had the team proven the theory that they could possibly get worse.

John Calipari
"We now have Crazy Bandz available. Collect, trade, enjoy:http://www.coachcal.com/2010/08/16/calz-crazy-bandz-have-arrived/ ^DP"

How I See It: Bracelets the shape of John Calipari? This has officially gotten way out of hand, no pun intended.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just left the locker room, oh & i ran n2 a old friend when i was leaving. Lol! figure it out!"

How I See It: I think he's talking about Brett Favre? Favre's back. Let the mania begin ... again.

Joe Nemechek
"Looks like Brett's answer may be coming today. Get in your final vote on the poll onhttp://JoeNemechek.com #nascar #fb"

How I See It: Great, even NASCAR driver Joe Nemechek is doing his part to cover Favre ad nauseam.

Chad Ochocinco
"OCNN: Droid X Owners, my app is available in the Android Market by searching "Ochocinco" #android #motorola #ochocinco"

How I See It: Oh boy, another medium on which I can follow the fascinating life of Chad Ochocinco. I've got to get this now! Thanks for reading.

Joffrey Lupul
"Why did I think building a house would be easier? What do I know about cabinets, faucets etc. It is gonna have a jacuzzi on the rooftop tho!"

How I See It: Skip the jacuzzi and put in a backyard rink. Maybe then you'll make the playoffs.

Bob Bryan
"Played a cut-throat game of Risk at my cousin's apt. in Madrid. Finished dead last. Should have know not to make a treaty with a Bryan."

How I See It: How can any game that includes tiny plastic ponies be considered "cut-throat"?

Nick Mangold
"And I'm back in Nnnnneeeewww Jjjjjjeeeerrrrssseeeyyyyyy"

How I See It: Let the fist pumping begin.

Trent Shelton
"Shout out to all the mothers!!!! Everyday should be mothers day"

How I See It: Careful there, Shelton. Nobody likes a momma's boy.

Kevin Weekes
"Canucks team has to show up now,too good of a team to be on this track the last 2 games."

How I See It: The Blackhawks were my pick to win the Cup, so for the sake of my playoff pool, I hope you're wrong, Weekes.

Kawika Mitchell
"Also... ORLANDO!!! Magic wins series 4-0. ORLANDO!!!"

How I See It: Not sure how magical this win actually was. I think they may have been playing my high school team.

Kevin Weekes
"What about the veteroni Mark Recchi still doing it at 42 ?"

How I See It: “Veteroni”? I’m pretty sure I ordered that at an Italian restaurant a couple weeks ago.

Darnell Dockett
"I'm going to wendys and get 20nuggets and a frosty!"

How I See It: First Kurt Warner retired. Then the Seahawks got good again. Now Darnell Dockett discovered Wendy's. Goodbye, 2010 Cardinals.

Stewart Cink
"I try to learn something new every day. Today: Nashville hockey fans throw catfish onto ice, in response to Detroit's octopus chuckers."

How I See It: Catfish? That’s just disgusting. And you wonder why hockey can’t succeed in the Sun Belt.

Matthew Barnaby
"Another too many men in nashville !! 21 count I think"

How I See It: Yup, Nashville had 21 men on the ice at one time. All skaters, goalies, coaches, and even catfish.

Bill Stewart
"Attended a roast of Heinz Ward last night in Pittsburgh ... It was an honor to be in a room with the greatest football players ever."

How I See It: Breaking news: Heinz Ketchup now sponsors not only the Steelers’ stadium, but also its wide receiver. From this point, he will be known as “Heinz,” not “Hines.”

Renee Montgomery
"I'm about to eat BBQd eel. Pray for me"

How I See It: I refuse to do that. If you eat BBQ eel, you deserve to face the consequences.

Kevin Weekes
"Raptos flamed out-JEEZ !! Is it Le Bron's time ? Will Cavs come out of the east ?"

How I See It: “Le Bron”—Looks like the Montreal Canadiens will also be pursuing King James in the summer of 2010.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Had mexican for dinner again. Heading back to the track!!!"

How I See It: Somewhere, Bob Griese just nodded.

Trevor Immelman
"Watching the NBA Playoffs, great to see these guys go 100%. #fb"

How I See It: Yeah maybe now I’ll be able to actually watch basketball, since the league’s preseason is finally over.

Drew Brees
"Remember, Blackout the Dome with your Finish Strong shirt. The official players shirt says, "Our City, Our Home" then "Finish Strong""

How I See It: “Finish strong”…..yeah, the Saints definitely finished strong this year with those home losses to the Cowboys and Bucs. Definitely.

Al Horford
"Play the Wizards tonite at 7. Let's get it"

How I See It:(insert Arenas/Crittenton gun joke here)

Trent Shelton
"If your tweet isnt "Retweeted" by at least one person ...you probably shouldnt say it cuz NOBODY cares!"

How I See It:This might be the best way to alienate your entire base of followers.

Renee Montgomery
"#randomfact Brad Pitt has been smoking since the sixth grade"

How I See It: Telling kids that Brad Pitt has been smoking since sixth grade is probably not the best way to prevent them from smoking.

Kevin Weekes
"Tweeters, I'll take the first 10 questions from minor hockey goalies and or parents,and adult rec goalies for tips,insights on the posistion"

How I See It: I’m sure the amount of tweets by minor league hockey goalies and their parents completely overwhelmed Kevin as soon as his tweet was sent out.