Tweets By James Harrison, Jose Bautista And More

  • Friday, July 15, 2011 9:54 AM
  • Written By: Jacob Feldman

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Prince Amukamara
"Love it when people dress up for the Harry Potter Premieres! #teamhufflepuff"
How I See It: The hardest part of the whole ordeal is deciding who to dress up as, although that must be easy for Amukamara. #thehalfbloodPrince

James Harrison
"This statement will be my only response to the Men's Journal article. http://fb.me/E1YJ8564"
How I See It: While it's nice to see Harrison explain himself, I was really hoping that his tirade would continue and eventually inspire "Horrible Bosses 2: NFL Edition," starring the linebacker and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

Dan Henderson
"Here's a topless pic of me w/ @Rachelle_Leah from the @MMAthletics shoot http://twitpic.com/5q8vta"
How I See It: Kids, let this serve as a reminder of the power and responsibility that come with the use of grammar. Mr. Henderson came very close to describing a picture that certainly would have had his twitter account suspended.

Jose Bautista
"Just a sprain guys! Hope to wake up tomorrow and feel better!"
How I See It: That loud wooshing sound you are hearing is all of Toronto finally exhaling. In a minute, expect to hear some rumbling created by the groans of every Blue Jays fan who once again remembers that the team will never make the playoffs playing in the AL East.

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Athlete Tweets Review 12/26/09

  • Saturday, December 26, 2009 5:26 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Russell Westbrook
"GEtting Dressed.... then headed too the Ford Center to play the Bobcats... LEts Get it!!!!"

How I See It: The Bobcats and Thunder! The NBA: where meaningless December games happen.

Renee Montgomery
"If ur rating a relationship and give it a 7.5, would that be considered high?"

How I See It: Should I start worrying that women rate their relationships?

Cliff Avril
"Just touchdown in San Fran.... Extremely too long of a flight..."

How I See It: Cliff sounds extremely too excited to be in San Francisco for this game.

June Jones
"ESPN SportsCenter Highlight Of The Night - SMU Blasts Nevada - http://bit.ly/8vo8Oa"

How I See It: There must have really been a lot of great sporting events that night!

Tony Hawk
"Just went to the grocery store and saw two separate incidents of bloody noses. One by Starbucks and one by the checkout line. The Happening?"

How I See It:Maybe The Happening. Maybe 24 Season 3. Or maybe just crazy shoppers throwing fists like Floyd Mayweather Jr. to get post-Christmas sales.

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Athlete Tweets Review 12/17/09

  • Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:27 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Shannon Rowbury
"Clueless was my #1 recommendation on Netflix. I don't know what to make of that"

How I See It: Looks like Netflix did a pretty good job.

Candace Parker
"I need some motivation folks...."

How I See It: Definitely looking in the wrong place.

Keith Eloi
"Extremely crunk right now becuz I'm on my way to see my daughter that I haven't seen in almost two years!!!! Gonna have a real good weekend!"

How I See It: "Crunk" isn't really the word I'd use, but good for you, Keith.

Jessica Mendoza
"Is it bad that I just got my dinner through the sample lines at costco?"

How I See It: I think you know the answer to that.

Russell Westbrook
"Dinner time...wat y'all thinkin??"

How I See It: Heard Costco has a sale for 100% off.

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Athlete Tweets Review 11/03/09

  • Tuesday, November 3, 2009 6:06 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Seth McClung
"Little Madison is having a fussy day. Steph is out and it is my 1stday where Im alone dealing with a fussy baby! I finaly got her 2 sleep."

How I See It: I'm never EVER having kids.

Trent Shelton
"How come everytime I met a Female.the first thing they say is my friends told me that "ur a ladies man".I get sterotyped to the fullest lol"

How I See It: Wanna trade? You can be the "momma's boy" and I'll be the "ladies man".

Troy Aikman
"Who has the best pizza in Chicago..is Chicago-style a must? I usually prefer thin crust. Help me out folks!"

How I See It: Gotta go Gino's East, Troy. And eating thin-crust pies here is grounds for a beatdown so I'd advise against it.

Bobby Boswell
"U know that idiot that drives thru the mechanical arm of a gate and u shake ur head at how stupid they are?? Today I became that idiot. FML."

How I See It: Wrong site, man.

Russell Westbrook
"Just got bac frm shootaround....wat y'all doin??"

How I See It: Russell asks this question every day.

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