MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Dhani Jones
"Hanging out with @hopesolo @alexmorgan13 it's the premier of #entourage http://yfrog.com/khsvcuzj"
How I See It: Is sitting with an average NFL player the parting gift for coming in second place?

Jose Bautista
"Listo para jugar! Bateando designado! #beastmode"
How I See It: I guess "beastmode" is the same in every language.

Alex Morgan
"Entourage premiere :) http://yfrog.com/ketdarcj"
How I See It: It's funny how Dhani Jones mentioned that he was with Alex Morgan, but Alex Morgan failed to mention she was with Dhani Jones.

Yao Ming
"My press conference will air on @NBATV tonight at 2am ET/ 11pm PT. Tune in!"
How I See It: The most exciting form of NBA TV during the lockout.

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Mo Williams
"I wonder how many Kia's they gone sell after the dunk contest."

How I See It: ...Or Clippers tickets.

Roddy White
"Did he do a dunk nobody has done before"

How I See It: Have you ever seen somebody jump over a car and dunk a basketball at the same time, Roddy? No…? I didn’t think so.

Chris Duhon
"Watching Remember the Titians help u realize what true friendship is and who is really on your side!"

How I See It: I don’t need a film to tell me that Denzel Washington is always there to pick me up when I fall.

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Tiger Woods
"Getting a lesson in @ replies here it goes.. http://twitpic.com/3bp5uj"

How I See It: Tiger taking a lesson? Okay, now we know it isn't actually him tweeting.

Larry Fitzgerald
"??The Ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort & convenience,but where he (cont) http://tl.gd/77qd7k"

How I See It: So, in other words, we should not measure your career based on your four Pro Bowl appearances, but rather if you can ever find success after Kurt Warner's retirement?

Nate Robinson
"I'm n Cleveland bored outta my witz #WordAApp! Anybody know if it's anything to do? Anybody cooking would love a home cooked meal #WordAApp!"

How I See It: I guarantee you there's a LeBron James jersey burning within a three-block radius if you want entertainment.

Dez Bryant
"I'm wanting to watch twilight eclipse on a website..anyone know any websites?"

How I See It: Dez, I know it's been a tough rookie season, but this is a little too low even for someone on a 3-8 team.

Curtis Granderson
"happy 41st birthday Mariano Rivera!!! http://fb.me/EVWZvJYB"

How I See It: This will make the Yankees think twice about a multi-year deal.

Roddy White
"I can't believe tht wideout blame good for dropping a ball I have dropped a lot of balls and never once thought it was god fault"

How I See It: Okay, so Matt Ryan isn't god. Check him off the list.

Ozzie Guillen
"Hard work put u in nice situation my fat boy"

How I See It: Your previous tweet, "Juan uribe 3 years iam proud uribe great job buddy," was just a tad sweeter.

John Calipari
"That's a first. I can never remember a time when she chose my game over something for Erin, Megan or Brad. Have a wonderful birthday!"

How I See It: A perfect example of why Coach Cal is such a good recruiter. Nobody could care even the slightest bit whether or not Calipari's wife goes to the game tonight, but the fact that he updates his page every 30 minutes with useless information gets him "in" with teenagers.

Steven Jackson
"Ok.. So I look out my hotel room and see someone swimming in the pool. Then I look left and see ppl ice skating.. I'm confused."

How I See It: Denver's a weird city, my friend.

LeBron James
"It's just 2 easy!! I smell a blowout"

How I See It: "Maybe I led you to believe it was easy, when it wasn't." -- Michael Jordan.

Derrick Brooks
"THE BEARS GOT AWAY FROM THE TRICK PLAYS(RUNS) AND CUTLER THRU INT FOR TD, MARTZ AND CUTLER GETTING MY GUY ON HOT SEAT"

How I See It: IT’S SO ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN CAPS.

Roddy White
"Breakfast at waffle house its the breakfast of champions"

How I See It: Two touchdowns and more than 200 yards receiving; I’m driving down to the south and getting Waffle House before my next physics exam.

Ty Lawson
"Someone once told me history is history"

How I See It: Thanks for the clarification. I thought history was the future.

Allison Baver
"Steelers..Mendenhall...hip-hop danced for rehab...nice!"

How I See It: No wonder Mendenhall has incredible balance. He’s a natural Chris Brown off the field.

Brandon Jennings
"God is Great..…"

How I See It: Did you see a miracle or something?

Tashard Choice
"I need you Lord. I gotta have you Jesus. In my everyday walk."

How I See It: You are that scared to face the Giants defense? I wouldn’t blame you.

Thurman Thomas
"I can say this and not get fined.... THE REFS SUCK... that is all…"

How I See It: Nope, you’re going to get fined.

Carlos Boozer
"Great Day To Watch Football!!!!"

How I See It: Yeah, much better than a Wednesday.

Paula Creamer
"I just have nothing to say about these 49ers."

How I See It: Then why did you post that on Twitter?

Quentin Richardson
"Boldin again!!! BEAST!!!"

How I See It: Boldin officially has the swagger of a No. 1 wide receiver. I think 142 yards and three touchdowns does that to you. Who’s Larry Fitzgerald again?

Andy Roddick
"really really sucks"

How I See It: Yeah, I know, you haven’t won a grand slam in seven years.

Sherron Collins
"So happy for mike vick keep doing yo thing my dude"

How I See It: I don’t care what anyone says – all of these “go Vick” Tweets have to make Kevin Kolb feel terrible. This was supposed to be him.

Vince Young
""On to the Next One". Like my boy Hov say."

How I See It: Don’t be cocky ... and wait didn’t Jeff Fisher bench you last week?

Chad OchoCinco
"@nflcommish Goodmorning dad, im looking to have a lil fun day, no fines just take away my starbucks card n i'll straighten up, love you man"

How I See It: Child, please. Roger Goodell ain’t yo daddy!

Roddy White
"We dat by the way who can be them saints"

How I See It: I know what you were going for, but that just didn’t come out right.

Candace Parker
"Bout to kill dis ms pac man right quick..."

How I See It: Whose side are you on anyways?

Stylez G. White
"Can't, I have training camp my dude"

How I See It: Classic excuse. It’s the new “I’m not feeling well.”

Darnell Dockett
"After listening to Baby from cash money I'm gonna go buy me a studio cuz I knoow I can rap better than him... Who's you top 5 worst rappers?"

How I See It: Is Ron Artest eligible?

Mike Tyson
"Watch the show Entourage next week for a surprise guest."

How I See It:Can’t guess who it’s going to be.

Fabian Washington
"Nite nite world. My body is starting to crash from all the Redbull I drank today. Woooooooooooo"

How I See It: But Red Bull gives you wings, so crash averted.

Stylez G. White
"@stylezwhite here's a hint.. It's not a strip club and it plays hip hop!:)"

How I See It: Does this have anything to do with Vince Young?

Renee Montgomery
"Today the lady at the store laughed at me for havin a "fake id" I laughed at her for not knowin West Virginia is a state and the id is real"

How I See It: Sounds like a lot of laughs going around at the store.

Michael Huff
"RT @woodson24r @Huffy247 weren't you on the team that beat usc?>>>you know it"

How I See It: Maybe he’ll have another chance to beat USC. I hear the Raiders are looking to join the Pac-10.

Aaron Rodgers
"Topic of the night from gb, what are the best and worst professional athlete tattoos?"

How I See It: Worst: Delonte West. He pretty much is one big tattoo.

Scott Drew
"In helping to keep the Big 12 together!!! Congrats again to everyone in Big 12 country!"

How I See It: And especially congratulations to Texas, which will take the revenue of all the other Big 12 schools! Thanks, Texas for saving the Big 12! Well, Big 10 now!

Brandon Jennings
"Sdgjisuimkfswy"

How I See It: Looks like you needed that one year of college.

Matt Forte
"#Randomfact Nearly 2,500 left handed ppl are killed a year using products designed for right handed ppl! Glad im Ambidextrous...lol"

How I See It: How accurate is that, Matt?

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"ATTENTION!You don't have to be RICH to be FLY!Remember,it's about attitude.Being positive & confident.Just be CLEAN with w/e your budget is!"

How I See It: After basketball you should look into a career as a guidance counselor.

Kurt Warner
"EXHAUSTED! Too much travel! Too much working out! Too many kids up til wee hrs in morn! And WAY to little sleep! NEED A NAP!s"

How I See It: Is Kurt starting to rethink retirement? You could be at OTAs right now.

Roddy White
"The celtics are bringing out the brooms"

How I See It: I think you're right. They won't lose at home.

Andy Roddick
"at my match today this guys phone kept ringing in the stands. dont know if that or the fact that he was 68 with a techno ring bothered mores"

How I See It: Old people aren't allowed to listen to techno?

Dana White
"go to www.680news.com and take the poll to legalize MMA in Ontario"

How I See It: Legalize MMA? Is that like the movement to legalize marijuana in the U.S.? End the Canadian War on MMA!

Michelle Wie
"The 2010 Kia Sorento is awesome...I just drove one for the first time and I am so impressed. Tons of space and... http://bit.ly/bR161c"

How I See It: Can Michelle even drive yet? I thought she was like 12 years old.

John Daly
"WOOOOOOO PIGGGGGGGG SOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO HOGS!!!!!!"

How I See It: Drunk tweeting from the legend Mr. John Daly himself? I wouldn't bet against it.

Adam Jones
"my squad unc is on next. been a down year, but they can win something. and they have been playin harder. i like it"

How I See It: The NIT is quite a great time to start playing harder.

Lamar Odom
"In on Facebook now. Holla! http://bit.ly/a7Ttj3"

How I See It: C’mon Lamar, only about three years too late.

Tito Ortiz
"Jenna call me."

How I See It: Tweets of desperation.

Stylez G. White
"Listening to jay z old shit... "imaginary players" yo, whts the difference between a 4.0 and 4.6? Instant classic!"

How I See It: Can't disagree with that one. That first name, though.....

Darnell Dockett
"Shoutout to all the NFL teams that's spending money to get better!"

How I See It: Never thought the Bears would fall into that category.

Morris Peterson
"Whats up world? tonight we play @moneymase and the #Spurs on ESPN, what are you up to?"

How I See It: Mo Pete's still in the league?

Simon Cho
"1.5 months ago, I refused to hop on the Twitter bandwagon...at this point, my rebelliousness has been overpowered by my fondness of Twitter"

How I See It: Probably the most introspective tweet ever.