MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

AJ Allmendinger
"I think I'm getting car sick..."

How I See It: This is THE ultimate irony.

Mike Vick
"All my female followers check out www.pnkelephant.com accessories and their friday specials this my fiance store"

How I See It: Who knew Vick had a fiancee? And female followers!?

Donte Stallowrth
"Now @billmaher is talking about what America's ranks throughout the world... Crazy statistics he's spitting out and sadly comical"

How I See It: This just in: Donte Stallworth knows his politics.

Donte Whitner
"@ochocinco dont forget TE's...and tell 94 I have something special for him on the Goalline"

How I See It: Just because you won one game doesn’t mean you can go around trash talking now.

Sean May
"TruecRT @rondajae: We always have a big loss at the beginning of our National Championship years?!? Right? :-/"

How I See It: Yeah, you wish. Tough loss for UNC.

Kurt Warner
"Ever have those days when ur so tired u don't want 2 get up & brush ur teeth (even tho it's only 10 ft away)? 1 night won't hurt, right?"

How I See It: Too tired to brush, but energetic enough to get on your computer and tweet? Very interesting, Mr. Warner.

Donte Whitner
"Barbershop...I'm tired "

How I See It: What kind of a barbershop makes you tired?

Matt Antonelli
"http://bit.ly/cU5nmR Farewell to my main man Randy Moss "

How I See It: The link takes you to Matt Antonelli's blog post about Randy Moss. Turns out he's a huge Boston fan. I wonder if he would want the Sox to beat the Pads ...

Brandon Jennings
"I think every girl should have a pair of red bottoms, So for Xmas imma buy my fav close girl friends red bottoms. ;) "

How I See It: I don't know what's stranger: The winky face or the fact that he wrote girl friends, meaning multiple, on Twitter.

Bobby Ryan
"Headed to pre-game skate. Excited to get the season rolling tonight!!!! "

How I See It: Bobby, I refuse to agree with you because you play for the Ducks. Anyone know how to say "Go Sharks" in Swedish?

Bernard Berrian
"Hot sauce on my burrito baybaaaaaaaaaay!! Cuz it's so good to me!! "

How I See It: He must really like hot sauce.

Christina Kim
"For some reason, while laying on the massage table, I want some fluff and almond butter on multigrain bread."

How I See It: What are you talking about? The massage table is the perfect place for comfort food. That makes total sense.

Brandon Flowers
"Can't wait to get my clear wireless 4g card..I can use it anywhere and get high speed internet"

How I See It: I sincerely hope Clear paid you for the product placement, Flowers.

Tyreke Evans
"Leaving subway me and weezy back to crib take nap get ready 4 the our 2nd practice let's go"

How I See It: Uhh, because a food coma is exactly what you need before practice.

Mike Thomas
"Love to see jags fans steppin up. 3rd straight sell out!!"

How I See It: Since you guys just acquired Trent Edwards, I wouldn't expect those fans to stick around if I were you. I'm a Bills fan; I would know.

Donte Whitner
"Buffalo yall wanna have a Halloween party?"

How I See It: Well, Donte, the Bills' play has been pretty scary these past three weeks. Might as well take advantage of it while we can.

Ted Leonsis
"The Pre-season is for Getting a Groove Back http://bit.ly/bljCYk"

How I See It: The pre-season is to the NBA what Jamaica was for Stella.

John Daly
"I'm thinking Mannings got this game tonight--still mourning the Cowboy loss but celebrating my Hogs win!"

How I See It: Oh come on, that’s a bad joke if it even is one.

Donte Whitner
"Embarrassed!"

How I See It: Hey keep your head up, champ. At least you guys scored seven points!

Kevin Durant
"As long as the cowboys lost I'm good lol"

How I See It: Couldn’t agree with you more even if I tried. Well said.

Jonny Flynn
"Vick is ballin!!! Now let's see what they say now!!!"

How I See It: The old Vick is back. Looks like Kevin Kolb is in serious physical – and soon emotional – trouble.

Serena Williams
"Sibling rivalry... Manning vs Manning. which one ru rooting for? Sunday night football.. Giants or Colts??"

How I See It: You’re no stranger to the sibling rivalry.

Joe Namath
"Now we're talkin!! J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!!!"

How I See It: You know how to use Twitter?!

Reggie Bush
"Just ate In N Out for the second day straight with my teammates. I know I'm fat! Lol! Now at movies about to watch The Town"

How I See It: He gave his Heisman back and he’s apparently very depressed and eating his sorrows away. I hope he realizes he has a game tomorrow.

Johnny Knox
"Just reached 5k followers."

How I See It: I love how this is a bigger feat to you than beating the Cowboys in their home opener.

Nate Robinson
"Tough times never last tough people do !b #WORDAAPP RT @rael45: @nate_robinson hey Nate I'm a young dude tryna make it in life, any advice?"

How I See It: If you block Isiah on Facebook, he won’t be able to inbox you. Then if you need to, block him on your phone and instant messaging account.

Reggie Bush
""Sometimes you gotta go through Hell to get Heaven" –Maino"

How I See It: Yeah, I hear you, man. It must have been tough getting to the NFL. What did you have to do, work like two jobs to pay the tuition at USC?

T.J. Ford
"All UT athletes show best horns pic"

How I See It: Watch the Jew jokes, man. Tomorrow’s Yom Kippur.

Mark Schlereth
"Don Mattingly will take over as the Dodgers manager next season...good for him he's a baseball legend.."

How I See It: Mark Schlereth is an NFL analyst on ESPN. Good for him. He is very talented.

Donte Whitner
"Every year there's 6 or 7 new playoff teams...why not us?"

How I See It: Because you are the Bills, your quarterback is Trent Edwards, and you play in a division with the Patriots, Jets and Dolphins. Oh, and you are the Bills.

Donte Green
"BMORE!! Block party 2morow on greenmount!! Homewood between 21st & 22nd street. Free food, music, games for da kids. Come thru! COS!"

How I See It: Oh, like one of those block parties. For a second, I thought you were actually going to block shots like the Kings drafted you for.

Darrelle Revis
"#ocnn news: watching espn's PTI on #primetime2go from my droid x by motorola"

How I See It: Darrelle! How can you afford a Droid! Oh right ... that contract you recently acquired.

Ronny Turiaf
"Happy Bday! RT @CabriniFdn: Hey Ronny, Can you please wish twins Nicky and Katey a happy birthday? They turn 10 today. Big Knicks fans!"

How I See It: Bad choice, Ronny. The Knicks haven’t made the Finals since 1999 and these kids were born in 2000. They’re obviously a curse.

Apolo Ohno
"Stuck in ATL airport..flight is at 9:30....where's the jet Benjamin!"

How I See It: I know it's been 35 years since you last went into space, but we all know you could skyrocket home if you needed to.

LeBron James
"RT @VonDaKingBucket: Fly union is the next hot thing outta Columbus ohio them boys bad! They can rap they ass off.(They are so nice!!)"

How I See It: Paying respects to a “homegrown” band. How ironic. You still just don’t get it.

Bryan Clay
"On my way to Disneyland w/the kids. But had to be stopped on the way out the door by drug testers! They always have great timing! #fb"

How I See It: Better to be stopped before going to Disneyland than at Disneyland. Imagine getting busted in the happiest place in the world.

Ticha Penicheiro
"I did some serious window shopping on this bus!! Lmao Ok...time to shower and find me some good food!!!"

How I See It: It's okay, Ticha. I did enough shopping today for the both of us.

Rhys Lloyd
"Camp bound. Heading to Mankato/Gonna be board, no xbox, no guitar.."

How I See It: Uh, ever heard of reading?

Cappie Pondexter
"Thnks for givin my mom bday love yah she appreciates it"

How I See It: Better to be a motherlover than a mother ... well, you know the rest (I'm looking at you, Delonte West).

Ryan Bader
"Trees down, roads flooded, and the worst drivers in the U.S. When it rains. Dangerous out here http://twitvid.com/8WLOA"

How I See It: Because it's soooo safe to drive and record a video at the same time, right?

Donte Whitner
"I should be the official tweeter of the buffalo bills HA"

How I See It: Bills' fans don't need constant updates about our mediocrity, but thanks for the offer, Donte!

Nick Barnett
"Watching NFL live getting excited!!! Got my work done early now just bored... So every time commercials come on 50 pushups!! Leeggoooooo"

How I See It: I do the same thing with commercials and pushups when I watch HBO. No commercials, but still.

Russell Okung
"So I have a question for all of you. Are you living or are you existing?"

How I See It: Somebody has a little Andy Dufresne in him.

Matt Forte
"@Jones_Drew32 I got you Batman... I'm healthy!"

How I See It: Batman? Maurice Jones-Drew is the true identity of the Dark Knight?

Donte Whitner
"In LIFE u don't find a way to win...u MAKE a way to win!"

How I See It: That must be why Whitner’s Bills are so good.

Kawika Mitchell
"What up world? Camp #8 and Buffalo Bills 2010 ready for takeoff. B n Buffalo tomorrow and n Rochester on Wednesday. Is Rochester ready 4 us?"

How I See It: Better question: Are you ready for Rochester?

Hakim Warrick
"State troopers pulling ppl over n unmarked chargers.... Isn't tht entrapment or something?"

How I See It: It just ain't right.

Donte Whitner
"Are u guys having a good day? I am...olive garden then NAP TIME"

How I See It: All you can eat salad and bread sticks.

Brian Cushing
"people can't drive in new York city"

How I See It: You are getting spoiled in Houston.

Michael Griffin
"@ChrisJohnson28 call me when you get a chance"

How I See It: Call me also, Chris.

Darnell Dockett
"I'm hungry, I wants pancakes, cheese grits, turkey sausage, 4scrambled eggs, apple juice, and a USA today paper w/a cigar!!"

How I See It: Maybe you should be the spokesman for Denny's.

Amare Stoudemire
"Boker Tov !! People. Have a great day. I'm done with a weight lift, next stop Basketball Court. All ways working. Shalom."

How I See It: New York already making you a little Jewish. This could be my favorite tweet ever!

Joffrey Lupul
"Kovalchuk chooses "Jersey Shore" over "The Hills" and apparently has no plans on ever aging."

How I See It: I don't mind Kovalchuk's choice. Everyone knows The Situation throws better parties than Speidi.

Shelden Williams
"Is it wrong to "play fetch" with your child to get them tired? Haha"

How I See It: It's fine, children are just like dogs: They both chew on toys, have high-pitched squeals and urinate outside ... oh wait.

Donte Whitner
"THIS is gonna be a GREAT season Bills fans...ur happiness has arrived hahaha"

How I See It: You better be right about that, Donte. No one wants a repeat of McKelvin-gate.

Ty Lawson
"im sorry chipotle i cheated on u with qdoba... but listen i promise i wont do it ever again...qdoba dont taste like u do.. #thatisall"

How I See It: Looks like someone takes their food very, very seriously.

Forrest Griffin
"What's the great American food: fried chicken. Corn. Pork fat friedcollard greens. BBQ ribs."

How I See It: And people wonder why America has a high obesity rate.

Tyrell Sutton
"Finaly went grocery shoppin"

How I See It: What do you want, a medal?

Eric Wright
"Pause"

How I See It: Ah, the preemptive pause.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Doc gave me some antibiotics & I'm back in bed. They tried draw blood but of course I refused. I'm a punk when it comes to that"

How I See It: Yeah, you're a sissy.

Renee Montgomery
"Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the stars can't always shine"

How I See It: ... but, Kobe won.

Donte Whitner
"Trevor Ariza wouldn't have done what RoN Artest did last nite!"

How I See It: True. That post-game press conference was epic.

T.J. Ford
"@Huffy247 lol.. Let me know ahead of time.. U still with Oakland"

How I See It: Unfortunately for him, he is.

Michael Huff
""Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.""

How I See It: Unless you are in Oakland.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Can't leave the gym until I make 20 straight free-throws. I shot 84% las season. I got to get in the 88-90%. I WILL."

How I See It: Well, at least he’s up from 0% in that 2008 NCAA title game.

Mo Williams
"Just left my son graduation. He graduated pre-k. Cap and everything. It was really nice"

How I See It: Did LeBron graduate pre-K, or was he already in the NBA?

Donte Whitner
"I love this new defense..."

How I See It: You know that saying “the best offense is a good defense?” Bills fans better be hoping Donte is right.

Ryan Grant
"Are there tornado warnings going on right now in Green bay? Lol"

How I See It: The forecast: Tornados with a 50 percent chance of Favre.

Donte Whitner
"I wear I wear I weaaar no pants"

How I See It: It gets boring in Buffalo ... sometimes you just have to try something new.

Kenny Moore
"Had so much fun at Panthers in the park!!!!"

How I See It: That sounds extremely dangerous, and not fun at all.

Jose Canseco
"Email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com for info and pricing Only a few spots left!"

How I See It: Wait, about pricing -- do I get paid or do I have to pay to spend a day with Jose?

Jeff Green
"Man, i can already tell this is gonna be a HOT summer..."

How I See It: The forecast: Hot with a very good chance of Al Gore discussing global warming.

Nicole Joraanstad
"Just kicked my ass in the gym. Time for a pita sandwich. Mmmmm :)"

How I See It: Wait, a pita sandwich ... is that two pieces of bread with a pita in the middle? Also known as a carbohydrate sandwich.

Quentin Groves
"NEVER, NEVER...,let MAN tell u what can or can't do...I'm a living testimony!!!!!"

How I See It: Yup, and you were just traded. To the Raiders. So you are dead to me.

Antonio Cromartie
"@myronrolle congrats lil bro u have ur foot in the door now...now its on u be the best much love"

How I See It: Yeah I would be nice to that guy too. He might be giving you brain surgery one day.

Andrew Bogut
"I wear no pants... I wearrrrrrrr no pants"

How I See It: I know Andrew’s injured, but really? No pants?

Donte Whitner
"Today is my cheat day. Imma eat a whole pizza n wings yummy"

How I See It: Today is also draft day. Maybe the Bills should draft a safety.

Cliff Avril
"Why do ex NBA wives have a show? Makes no sense to me..."

How I See It: Sorry to break it to you, Cliff, but more people probably watch that show than your Lions games.

Travis Outlaw
"Do you think you should live with someone before you get married? They say you never know a person until you live with them, right?"

How I See It: Ask Tiger.

Donte Whitner
"Who's coming to my wedding? @ my newly built home?"

How I See It: Wow, not bad for a guy who got arrested for harassment against his girlfriend. How much you paying her?

Frank Trigg
"Ribs, baked potatoe, salad, wine, wine, water, water, water for dinner"

How I See It: I want to draw your attention to Trigg's bio on the right side of his twitter page. It says he's a "MMA Broadcater" then at the end, "I'm smart just ask me." How do you spell potato and broadcaster, Frankie?

Maurice Jones-Drew
"At chillis and the line is around the corner so I'm gonna be patient and wait bc I want my cobb salad.... Lol "

How I See It: MJD, doing it in real life like he does on the field -- waiting for the holes to open up and then snagging the opportunity.

Santonio Holmes
"Let's Go UK!"

How I See It: Why are you concerned about Kentucky when your Buckeyes are playing its biggest rival now?

Chad Hedrick
"Heading to the rink for what will be my last race officially! I have a chance to glorify God with a gold medal in front of millions!"

How I See It: It's been a good run. Way to represent the great state of Texas in the Olympics.

Seth Greenberg
"White Out will help create one of the best atmospheres in college hoops! Our players feed off the energy of the Hokie Nation!"

How I See It: White outs, black outs, etc. are the most overrated thing ever.

Dwayne Wade
"You know those dayz u jus wake up in a great mood. That's me today. I have positive juju for everyone lols"

How I See It: juju?

Donte Whitner
"One last thing totally off the subject. When the Cavs win the Championship this year its only right to put the Lebron statue out front the Q"

How I See It: They should first wait for him to sign a huge contract.