MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

David Price
"Nashville is the best...drive up to have your groceries delivered to your car! Order online...no I never done it http://plixi.com/p/54959954"

How I See It: You know how it goes in Nashville: The less you need to move in order to get food, the better.

Candice Wiggins
"I read it in 8th grade, but one of my favorite books of all time is Ender's Game. #nowreading tht one, anyone? #enderwiggin"

How I See It: Ender's Game is a phenomenal book. I'm a bit jealous you could've pulled off being Ender's sister with your last name.

Gary Guyton
"man, give it up for me... in a few days i will finally be able to rent cars now bc i will be 25... helll yeaaaaa lol"

How I See It: I always thought turning 21 was the best birthday. Thanks for setting my priorities straight, Guyton.

Michelle Wie
"Its 80 deg and sunny here in norcal andd its november!!! So awesome"

How I See It: And everyone east of the Rockies just turned a couple shades of green.

Andre Iguodala
"The McRib is back... I ain't had pork in 4ever"

How I See It: I don't get the appeal of a piece of pork that can be cooked in less than 30 seconds.

Marion Jones
"About to enjoy this In and Out Burger in LA. Aghhhhhhh Bliss!"

How I See It: Mr. Iguodala might disagree with you. Let's have a McRib/In-N-Out showdown!

C.J. Wilson
"Boarding our charter to the bay...francoeur's beard is looking 80% billy mays today #playoffbeardupdate"

How I See It: If he ever faces Brian Wilson, they'll easily set the record for most facial hair in one at bat.

Steven Jackson
"It has been a busy day.Yes, I had surgery on my ring finger but I shouldn't miss a beat. I'm not married so I'm covered there too."

How I See It: You haven't won a ring either, so you're covered there too.

Daniel Orton
"Thinkin bout goin bowlin today"

How I See It: It'll be good to get some exercise before sitting on the bench the entire season.

Michelle Wie
"Quote of the day from mommy: your ball must of been so hot from the heat on the last day that it must have wanted to jump into the lakes..."

How I See It: Or, you're just not that good at golf.

Serena Williams
"I HATE my hair I wanna start over. It dosent help my funk that my hair looks like a disaster."

How I See It: Try going bald. It worked out for Andre Agassi.

John Riggins
"Br'er rabbitt 2 Br'er fox,"Whatever u do don't throw me in the briar patch" or was that D. McNabb 2 A. Reid b4 Easter. Drama Bowl is Sunday."

How I See It: This is the most compelling argument that retired NFL players seriously need to be treated for concussion symptoms.

John Abraham
"Name all 4 Sex and the City characters names I need whole names the first to answer wins (men and woman can answer) Good LUCK!!!"

How I See It: This will surely intimidate opposing quarterbacks.

Michelle Wie
"slept through my morning lecture today...YIKES...."

How I See It: Hey, Jim Furyk slept through his tee time and still won the FedEx Cup. Imagine what you can do now!

Michael Huff
"Brownies, fruit, and purple kool-aid for lunch is the key to having fuel for practice."

How I See It: You forgot the most important key: Not having JaMarcus Russell.

Steve Sarkisian
"Really cool stuff going on in the Seattle community check out http://bit.ly/cnvKP0"

How I See It: When a city's two best sports franchises are its MLS and WNBA teams, there isn't much going on in the community.

Kerron Clement
"Random: I am listenin to Christmas music haha.. I don't think I need to mention the artist, coz folks who know me know who I'm talking about"

How I See It: Well, it IS the first game of the football season. Looks like Christmas came early for us football fans at least.

Jessica Gysin
"Offices should have nap time just like in kindergarten"

How I See It: Complete with Barbie Doll blankies ... or was that just me?

Michelle Wie
"i just decided that piranhas are NOT my favorite fish."

How I See It: Watch them eat people on Spring Break in a movie while wearing 3D glasses. I swear you'll change your mind.

Paige Mackenzie
"Got a little practice in til @georgelopez stole my spot on the range. Shoot, george....thats ok, you've got a prettier swing than me"

How I See It: It's not his fault. Conan stole his spot on television. You've got to give the man something.

Kurt Warner
"Doing a Costume consultation: sequins, frills, v-necks, uggh! Welcome to the the World of Dance! Its not helmets, pads, & cups for sure! LOL"

How I See It: Sequins may not provide the same protection as football pads, but they're just as manly. Especially when they're pink.

Rick Fox
"@ the US Open last night and shared a box with The Great One #99 and his wife, an SNL comedian and a Yankee pitcher."

How I See It: Now THAT'S how you roll with an entourage. Got room for a sixth? Call me!

Dana White
"go to www.680news.com and take the poll to legalize MMA in Ontario"

How I See It: Legalize MMA? Is that like the movement to legalize marijuana in the U.S.? End the Canadian War on MMA!

Michelle Wie
"The 2010 Kia Sorento is awesome...I just drove one for the first time and I am so impressed. Tons of space and... http://bit.ly/bR161c"

How I See It: Can Michelle even drive yet? I thought she was like 12 years old.

John Daly
"WOOOOOOO PIGGGGGGGG SOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO HOGS!!!!!!"

How I See It: Drunk tweeting from the legend Mr. John Daly himself? I wouldn't bet against it.

Adam Jones
"my squad unc is on next. been a down year, but they can win something. and they have been playin harder. i like it"

How I See It: The NIT is quite a great time to start playing harder.

Lamar Odom
"In on Facebook now. Holla! http://bit.ly/a7Ttj3"

How I See It: C’mon Lamar, only about three years too late.

Kassim Osgood
"If I said I love you all, does that make me weird? Cuz I love all of y'all, all of y'all are beautiful!"

How I See It: It is a little weird, Kassim. I mean, I barely know you.

Lance Moore
"It feels great to be a champion!"

How I See It: Thanks for rubbing it in.

Jose Canseco
"Don't do business with a memorabilia dealer named Dough Aimes from North Carolina most of his stuff is fake or stolen. Especially my stuff."

How I See It: Never trust a man named Dough.

Michelle Wie
"I am so excited and honored to partner with Kia Motors! http://bit.ly/c9Rc5t"

How I See It: Are you even old enough to drive?

Tommy Lasorda
"http://twitpic.com/shpkh - I used to watch Bob Boone play third base at Stanford."

How I See It: Do either of you guys remember dinosaurs?

Mo Williams
"I love beating the bucks... It just feels good. Roll Tide!!!!"

How I See It: Cause that's such an accomplishment from a team that's supposed to go all the way.

Kevin Durant
"SOMEBODY HACKED MY PAGE..I DONT KNO WHO BUT IF SUMBODY HIT U..IT WASNT ME..SORRY"

How I See It: Aww, man. I thought you actually wanted to be my best friend.

Michelle Wie
"stats exam tomoro night!!! need to cram in last minute studying!! yikes......"

How I See It: Finally! An athlete I can relate to; I feel you Ms. Wie.