MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Derrick Williams
"There are a lot of good freshman this year tho! Good to see!"
How I See It: I would say there's a lot of good rookies in the NBA, but that's kind of tough to see right now.

Carmelo Anthony
""The hardest game to win is a won game""
How I See It: I'm confused. Does this mean the players won or the owners won? I think you're confusing yourself.

Jozy Altidore
"Much Better but still need to improve. #gettingthere #USMNT"
How I See It: Now, that's a good attitude. Giving up two goals to Slovenia is nothing to be ecstatic about.

Tim Tebow
"Micah 6:8 GB²"
How I See It: Don't you mean 2:8? Or maybe you meant 69 yards?

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Jonathan Vilma
"Mom called, said its passed my bedtime so I'm out lol"
How I See It: Jonathan Vilma's mom for next Campbell's Chunky Noodle Soup commercial.

AJ Hawk
"Got a new dog http://lockerz.com/s/11419018"
How I See It: That is definitely not a dog.

Derrick Williams
"Dreams to Reality"
How I See It: Ah, the life of a second overall pick. @darkomilicic @michaelbeasley @marvinwilliams

Apolo Ohno
"Packing...."
How I See It: For what? Do you actually have things to do in between every Winter Olympics?

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Dirk Nowitzki
"We r world champs babyyy. Absolutely amazing. Tanks to all mavs fans across the world. This one is for you guys. Flyin bak home now. Cheers"
How I See It: ...oh, and kiss my butt, LeBron.

Jason Terry
"We played hard and prayed harder its all jesus we coming home dallas"
How I See It: Religion finally makes sense. Karma's a b****

Jason Kidd
"#winning"
How I See It: This is so legit..

Mo Williams
"Dallas just healed my HEART........"
How I See It: @cavsdan (Dan Gilbert) #ihatelebronjames

Dan Gilbert
"Congrats to Mark C.&entire Mavs org. Mavs NEVER stopped & now entire franchise gets rings. Old Lesson for all:There are NO SHORTCUTS. NONE."
How I See It: @mowilliams, got the message, man! How great is this!

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Josh Cribbs
"Why am I watching "how to train your dragon" by myself with no kids around lol.."

How I See It: That’s a question for your psychologist, not the Twittersphere.

Brandon McDonald
"I'm hungrier than 12 sumo wrestlers"

How I See It: So does that mean you could eat 12 sumo wrestlers?

James van Riemsdyk
"@ochocinco I have top spin 4, u want to game?"

How I See It: Given the recent events, I think FIFA 11 is more Chad’s speed.

Shaun Phillips
"I'm taking my talents to south beach."

How I See It: Hey, at least his announcement is via Twitter and not national television.

Terrence Williams
"Each sec is a min- Each min is a hour- each hour feels like a month When you really missing someone #wordaapp"

How I See It: What is this, “Inception?”

Stephon Marbury
"In these days the average adult attention span is 140 characters......…"

How I See It: That's just sad.

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Dwight Howard
"http://twitvid.com/YDMRL"
How I See It: Dwight's face at the end says it all: "I really, really, really wish I was playing in the NBA Finals right now and not standing here."

Darrelle Revis
"Did anyone see oprah's last show?"
How I See It: Yeah man, it was pretty good. I told you to get a satellite dish so you can watch TV on the Island.

Rory McIlroy
"Just finished a clinic with Mr Nicklaus. First thing he said to me was "I'm gonna kick your rear end!" haha haven't seen him since Augusta!"
How I See It: That doesn't surprise me. The Golden Bear has a reputation to protect, and after your Masters Meltdown, I can't imagine he was rushing to be seen near you.

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Kevin Boss
"Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful Mother! She truly is an angel among us! Wish I was with her on this day!"
How I See It: Given that you didn’t spend the day with your mom, I hope you got her a card because there is no way this Tweet will count.

Warrick Dunn
"At my sister's house celebrating Mother's Day then she turns on Michael Jackson dance game on the wii. Comical. they tired from dancing"
How I See It: Nothing like laughing at your mom on Mother’s Day? #confused

Jennie Finch
"Me on motherhood- Just when you thought you'd loved from the moon and back all of the sudden its to infinity and back."
How I See It: Either way, that’s just a ton of mileage of love.

Mark Sanchez
""Hey Mama" -Kanye West #happymothersday"
How I See It: Just what every mother wants to hear today… “Hey.”

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Mike Leake
"Happy monday. hope everybody got their taxes in. who's going to be at the ballpark tonight?"
How I See It: Do you have to pay taxes on shoplifted goods?

Mike Tyson
"LOVE ANIMALS. DON'T EAT THEM."
How I See It: Same goes for human beings (i.e. Evander Holyfield)

Brian Kelly
"BlueGold game tomorrow at 2 PM EST. Lots of alumni around campus today. Feels like the fall is just around the corner.140 days till USF"
How I See It: Try to avoid using the words "the fall," this week in South Bend.

Hines Ward
"I want to thank Mrs. Rooney and the girls as well as Mrs. Tomlin for coming out and showing their support for me.... http://fb.me/LsQiAwBk"
How I See It: ...on "Dancing With The Stars."

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Mo Williams
"I wonder how many Kia's they gone sell after the dunk contest."

How I See It: ...Or Clippers tickets.

Roddy White
"Did he do a dunk nobody has done before"

How I See It: Have you ever seen somebody jump over a car and dunk a basketball at the same time, Roddy? No…? I didn’t think so.

Chris Duhon
"Watching Remember the Titians help u realize what true friendship is and who is really on your side!"

How I See It: I don’t need a film to tell me that Denzel Washington is always there to pick me up when I fall.

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Amare Stoudemire
"The NY economy is up 15%. The Knicks are now the most Valuable team N the NBA up 12%. I'm very great full 2 help the NYK & State."

How I See It: ... And when the NYC economy is up, the entire country's economy is up. And when the United States' economy is up, the entire world's economy is up. Did Amare Stoudemire just save the global recession? Imagine if LeBron signed with the Knicks ...

Yao Ming
"Its an honor to be voted as a starter for the All-Star Game. I would like to thank everyone who has supported me as I continue to rehab"

How I See It: Of course we wouldn't overlook your 10.2 PPG and 5.4 RPG in five games, Yao!

Mark Sanchez
"Celebrating grandma's 94th B Day. And yes...there is a 9 piece mariachi band. @nickmangold jealous that they're serving Mexican Chardonnay"

How I See It: Do you wipe boogers on her too?

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Shelden Williams
"On the bus headed to the gym!! We play cleveland tonight!!"

How I See It: Why does he seem so excited about playing a team with 18 straight losses?

Logan Couture
"Getting ready to head to the draft tonight, wonder who the first pick will be..."

How I See It: Not you, rookie. Even though you deserve a chance.

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Chad Ochocinco
"In case of a NFL lockout i'll be a full time model n attach booking n email info to my bio on my profile?My fee=same amount if I was playing"

How I See It: Though this seems ridiculous, the salaries would probably come out close to the same without the fines Chad would get as an NFL player. Unless, of course, you are fined for inappropriate celebrations while modeling.

Chris Johnson
"Mohawk coming soon"

How I See It: Just in from ESPN: "With his new hairstyle, Chris Johnson vows to rush for 2500 yards in 2011!"

Dave Zabriskie
"I just shattered the kitchen table...oops...clean up time."

How I See It: Hate when that happens.

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Tiger Woods
"Tough day at the office, testing out 12 game http://yfrog.com/gz0owbj"

How I See It: This better be sarcasm.

Shaun Phillips
"Is every one being a bum today or just me."

How I See It: It's just you.

Martellus Bennett
"I want some fricking ninja muffins. Gotta bake some today. "

How I See It: What in the world is a ninja muffin?

Paul Bissonnette
"for you 24/7 fans. I know I didn't play last night but... Made a small guest appearance. If HBO puts on what I said u won't be dissapointed. "

How I See It: Don't know who you are, but I'm getting my hopes up for tomorrow's episode.

Nastia Liukin
"77 degrees in Dallas. Not complaining, but it doesn't feel anything like Christmas! So excited to be in a real winter wonderland soon. "

How I See It: 77 degrees is a winter wonderland.

Mario Williams
"The pain is so much greater than expected. Please pain killers work more! "

How I See It: What's even more painful than your injury is watching your team play.

Adrian Peterson
"I thought it was that simple! Well well I guess I have 2 step it up!"

How I See It: There is nothing more complicated than playing for Brad Childress. It's the moustache.

LeBron James
"Headed to the JW Marriott for season ticket holder appearance! Let's go"

How I See It: Don't forget to take your talents!

Mo Williams
"Heading to dinner 10 of our season ticket holders. Should be fun."

How I See It: *All 10 of your season-ticket holders. Don't be ashamed to admit it.

Brandon Jennings
"Fgcbxdjdexjjzxncncmfkeuwyuodfnwbejobirbckchdhdhfjchdbdvrvdjbjfbdjcj"

How I See It: I know the feeling.

Coco Crisp
"Im curious which power hitter you guyz would love to join the A's in 2011"

How I See It: I'm curious what power hitter would want to join the A's in the first place.

Joe Haden
"Next week I will do something for the out of state Browns fans. Go Browns!"

How I See It: Hate to break it you, rookie, but those don't exist.

C.J. Wilson
"Boarding our charter to the bay...francoeur's beard is looking 80% billy mays today #playoffbeardupdate"

How I See It: If he ever faces Brian Wilson, they'll easily set the record for most facial hair in one at bat.

Steven Jackson
"It has been a busy day.Yes, I had surgery on my ring finger but I shouldn't miss a beat. I'm not married so I'm covered there too."

How I See It: You haven't won a ring either, so you're covered there too.

Daniel Orton
"Thinkin bout goin bowlin today"

How I See It: It'll be good to get some exercise before sitting on the bench the entire season.

Michelle Wie
"Quote of the day from mommy: your ball must of been so hot from the heat on the last day that it must have wanted to jump into the lakes..."

How I See It: Or, you're just not that good at golf.

Serena Williams
"I HATE my hair I wanna start over. It dosent help my funk that my hair looks like a disaster."

How I See It: Try going bald. It worked out for Andre Agassi.

Stephon Marbury
"WORD CHANGER. This book helped me. Maybe it can help you, if you need it. Love is Love. http://plixi.com/p/48925731"

How I See It: I love Steph, but taking life advice from Stephon Marbury is akin to taking advice from Al Davis on how to run an NFL franchise.

Terrence Williams
"What's good people anyone on skype lol twill01#wordaapp"

How I See It: The Nets are playing in just over an hour. Seriously ...

Allan Houston
"IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY, LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE http://bit.ly/90pT1y"

How I See It: Allan and I are so similar. When we are sad, we both look at Amar’e Stoudemire in his new Knicks uniform. It’s a beautiful sight.

Joe Haden
"Just got NBA 2k11! Bout 2 b in the lab so I can get good! Nobody wants 2 c me! Lil"

How I See It: Hmmm. Maybe this is why the Browns secondary gave up 220 yards to a washed up TO -- they were too worried trying to defend the pick-n-roll.

J.R. Smith
"princess an the from is a dope movie"

How I See It: Yeah, that's what I've heard.

Jared Dudley
"Just cuz someone scores a lot shouldn't mean they have a high rating.. Basketball is much more then that.."

How I See It: Yes, he's right. We all know that if NBA 2k11 wasn’t overtly biased, than Dudley would be rated at least a 92.