MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

LeBron James
"I hate getting in late from a road game cause I can never sleep when I get home! SMH #restlesstweet"
How I See It: Dang, man. Tough life you got there.

Amar'e Stoudemire
"This summer I taped an episode w/ @tvland's @the_exes. The show airs tonight @ 10:30pm, but first here is a sneak peak http://t.co/nNjGOdOS"
How I See It: Starting to think it might be time you focus on basketball again...

Stephon Marbury
"The only good a haters good for, is speaking your name at the beginning and end of their thought."
How I See It: Only Starbury could make a comment about haters so egotistical. Where are you right now anyway?

Novak Djokovic
"This is my girlfriend and team before gluten free diet!!! Ovo je moja devojka i tim pre bezglutenske dijete!!! hahaha http://t.co/l4faJ0Ji"
How I See It: Geez, Novak found the FatBooth iPhone app. Now he has another way to poke fun at his tour inferiors.

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C.J. Wilson
"Today's roadtrip agenda: Canyon de Chelley and Meteor Crater. Great photo opportunities! Can't wait to get back to LA"
How I See It: And New York if Brian Cashman shows me the money.

Andy Roddick
"Oh stevie Williams ........ He should get a restraining order against microphones... Not within 50 yards"
How I See It: How about they just put a bunker and a creek around the podium?

Plaxico Burress
"Thank God for another beautiful day! Kissed my wife, kissed my daughter, gave my son a pound. Chai tea latte, blueberry scone. Loving life!"
How I See It: This life is certainly different from that of yours in prison.

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Alex Morgan
"Watchin some MLS... Chicago fans get your butts to their games, way too many empty seats"
How I See It: You watch the MLS? Alex, you just lost a lot of respect from Americans."

C.J. Wilson
"Boarding the plane headed 2 STL #thisboatisreal ---only about 650 miles, anyone driving back and forth?"
How I See It: P.S. I got the ball in Game One. @Clifflee, hope Philadelphia was fun this season.

LeBron James
"Watching CSI: Miami "Look Who's Taunting" with @SavannahRB. We glued to the TV. Love this show!! I need to make a cameo soon. #Actor"
How I See It: Does CSI: Miami have a strong enough supporting cast for you? Can you act with David Caruso being the only other superstar on the roster?

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Tim Tebow
"Philippians 2:3 GB²"
How I See It: Tim Tebow will be the Broncos' starting quarterback in Week 6.

Dwyane Wade
"Good night world...2morrow my job a daddy is back on..."
How I See It: Being a dad is nice, but can you focus more this week on your job negotiating an NBA season. Thanks.

Ndamukong Suh
"So it's crazy that my parents get to chill with #KIDROCK and @revrunwisdom !! #LOVEDETROIT #Lions #SUHsquad http://t.co/vBLWgKDo"
How I See It: #5-0 #livingthelife

Alexander Ovechkin
"its was hard back to moscow,but its life....happy to be back!!!!"
How I See It: Was that English?

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Carmelo Anthony
"Like father like son. He get it from his daddy. http://say.ly/WdtmD1"
How I See It: At first glance, I thought he was going to have a cigar in his hand too.

LeBron James
"Who wants to take their talents to South Beach for a game? http://on.fb.me/jS7HgL"
How I See It: Darn it, LeBron. Stop talking in the third person.

Brian Wilson
"Memorial Day. America. Victory. Always winning. Air Force scholarship announced today. Learn more about it at http://bit.ly/j6SwcX"
How I See It: Only Brian Wilson can connect Memorial Day, his fight to cure cancer, and Charlie Sheen in one tweet.

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Amare Stoudemire
"Young People of the Hood !! Do your self a favor. READ. Let's go people. Its time now to wake up!! "Is-real""

How I See It: I've had a Bar-Mitzvah and a Jewish Confirmation, yet I still can't feel the power of Judaism the Amare feels it. He needs to take me to Israel next time he goes.

C.J. Wilson
"Congrats to the giants- outplayed us and everyone else this year! Thanks also to all the Texas fans that gave us love all year.See ya in az"

How I See It: Somebody is happy he didn't have to deal with the pressure of Game 6 ...

Derek Fisher
"Just voted. Now time to get ready for the game."

How I See It: How many times, Derek? You know Nash should start again this year. Don't cheat him.

Amir Khan
"Follow my fan page on facebook. Amir Khan - The official page."

How I See It: Thanks for the clarification. I joined Backyard Sports' Amir Khan's page at first.

Misty May-Treanor
"A bit premature bottom of the 9th but Congratulations to the SF Giants... They were working like a machine this... http://fb.me/tFmqIweW"

How I See It: Come on, Misty. Your husband sitting on the bench gives you no reason to give up on his team.

Adrian Peterson
"And reap your REWARD!!! I know my mine is coming!!! I just have to keep fighting in spite Of !!!"

How I See It: You better not expect a younger quarterback. Brett's too stubborn to stop playing any time soon.

Chris Bosh
"Real Sports is one of the best shows on TV"

How I See It: Or a sad reality if you root for anyone other than the Heat.

David Ortiz
"I posted 4 photos on Facebook in the album "TV Shoot for "Pre-Game Meal"" http://fb.me/zGzWLH3B"

How I See It: That's a big fricking meal.

Justin Gimelstob
"“Flu, Flu, please go away, come again any other day" PRETTY PLEASE : ( #fb"

How I See It: Watch what you say, Justin. Remember when you said that to your tennis game? It never came back.

LeBron James
"Misery loves company and that's exactly what MTO and all them other gossip blogs are "MISERABLE". We don't believe u, u need more people.SMHp"

How I See It: Were you really that miserable in Cleveland? Was being the hero for your hometown team not enough? And were Mo Williams and Antawn Jamison really not good enough company?

Christine Nesbitt
"If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I'd still swim."

How I See It: I’d say a prayer.

Randy Cross
"Wow, knock me over with a feather, who could of seen that coming?:>"

How I See It: Wow, you’re weak.

Jon Beason
"For Halloween I'm gonna be a "winner""

How I See It: You’re going to have to switch teams to do that. You have a small chance when you’re playing for the Panthers.

Steve Breaston
"!"

How I See It: Yeah I know ... Max Hall can’t throw the football.

C.J. Wilson
"Beverly Hills Cop in my pants #moviesinmypants"

How I See It: That’s just inappropriate for Twitter — and for real life too.

Cole Aldrich
"Favre better do some big things or he's gonna be a skeleton on halloween.. Right @EMaynor3 ! #SKOLVIKES"

How I See It: I think he’s going to be a zombie actually. Every time you think he’s gone, he somehow comes back.

Michael Waltrip
"tomorrow is November"

How I See It: Keen observation! Did you know today is Halloween?

DeAndre Jordan
"Up...about to head to Oracle arena. Let's go Clipper Nation!!!"

How I See It: Yeah, Clipper "Nation". That means you, lonely Clipper fan.

C.J. Wilson
"off to the yard...drank my O.N.E. coconut water so I'm fueled up and hydrated despite the 330AM landing at DFW last night. #dowork"

How I See It: You might want to drink something with the number four in it, because that's how many games you still need to win.

Jahvid Best
"Today is already a great day"

How I See It: Yes, Jahvid, it is. Any Friday is a great day.

Chad Ochocinco
"New relationships? Do you care who your new boyfriend or girlfriend has been with before you? Does it make you uncomfortable to be asked?"

How I See It: Next up on the T.Ocho Show: Chad tries his hand at psychology!

DeSean Jackson
"Gettn dressed about to head to the MIAMI HEAT GAME VRS MAGICS TURNT ALL THE WAY UP.. AND YEA I'M SITTN ON DEM WOOD FLOOR SEATS!!"

How I See It: DeSean, do the world a favor and boo LeBron.

Roger Mason Jr.
"Almost that time...Let's Go NYK!!!!!"

How I See It: Hate to break it to Mase, but he’s getting hyped for two hours of pine. Shooting 30 percent in the preseason will do that to you.

John Calipari
"You know you're in a good place when you walk into a school and the librarian has Kentucky all over her office."

How I See It: Did the librarian cheat on her SAT’s too? (Sorry, that was harsh.)

Andy Roddick
"so if most girls dress like strippers on halloween, what do strippers dress as?"

How I See It: Brooklyn Decker?

Charlie Villanueva
"It doesn’t matter what happened yesterday, last week, last month or last year - today we overcome our challenges. Let's go to work Detroit."

How I See It: Ah, nothing like an opening night game against the Nets to get your hopes up.

C.J. Wilson
"Today is the day...that I go eat pancakes"

How I See It:Finally, someone with something logical to say.

Terrence Williams
"Just left the gym hope everyone day is going well, ill be giving out at lease 6 tickets today yessir season opener #wordaapp"

How I See It: Tickets!? Terrence Williams must be selling the farm, considering Nets tickets are starting as low as 39 cents for opening night. (Seriously, check StubHub)

C.J. Wilson
"Boarding our charter to the bay...francoeur's beard is looking 80% billy mays today #playoffbeardupdate"

How I See It: If he ever faces Brian Wilson, they'll easily set the record for most facial hair in one at bat.

Steven Jackson
"It has been a busy day.Yes, I had surgery on my ring finger but I shouldn't miss a beat. I'm not married so I'm covered there too."

How I See It: You haven't won a ring either, so you're covered there too.

Daniel Orton
"Thinkin bout goin bowlin today"

How I See It: It'll be good to get some exercise before sitting on the bench the entire season.

Michelle Wie
"Quote of the day from mommy: your ball must of been so hot from the heat on the last day that it must have wanted to jump into the lakes..."

How I See It: Or, you're just not that good at golf.

Serena Williams
"I HATE my hair I wanna start over. It dosent help my funk that my hair looks like a disaster."

How I See It: Try going bald. It worked out for Andre Agassi.

Shaun Phillips
"If people can't text and drive then woman shouldn't b able to put on make up while there driving. True statement. Lol.s"

How I See It: And men. Trust me, I've seen that.

C.J. Wilson
"Tiger wins "athlete of decade" from AP, "pimp of the year" by smooth magazine and "customer of the week" at hooters. Focus off economy!"

How I See It: And people said he was done...

Michael Waltrip
"im hosting a Christmas party at my house. josh grobin playing on the stereo, michael buble on deck. this feels like a night to remember"

How I See It: Nothing says party night like some love ballads.

Tommy Lasorda
" http://twitpic.com/tsk02 - I'm 82 years old and they still pitch around me."

How I See It: They pitch around you cause your gut blocks the plate.

Lindsey Berg
"Watching New Moon..."

How I See It: Get ready for a sparkly joke fest for a movie.

Martellus Bennett
"Eva Mendes had to go too rehab."

How I See It: You should go to school.

Willie Anderson
"Like I say every Week! Chris Johnson equals Beast! Take out The 3 Qbs Manning, Brady, and Brees. Johnson best player!"

How I See It: Adrian Peterson called. He'd like some recognition.

C.J. Wilson
"a burrito either makes your day way better or way worse...considering I've got to run, swim and lift weights today...might not be good!"

How I See It: Sorry, I can't ever see the bad side in a burrito.

Jessica Gysin
"Ncaa tourney selection show on ESPNnews in 5 mins! Ahh"

How I See It: It's not March. Therefore, no one cares.

Chris Bosh
"@chrisbosh....see u above the rim buddy"

How I See It: Was expecting Bosh to hand out the rejection hotline up there, but I guess that didn't happen.