MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Adam Jones
"We got the split. Now let's take the series mañana. Never easy against them damn Yankees. But it's never suppose to be easy"
How I See It: Who knew Adam Jones knew so much theatre history?

Alex Morgan
"Eto'o you're getting paid what??? wow"
How I See It: Yes, he's getting paid a little more than your average Western New York Flash teammate.

Novak Djokovic
"Look at this little fella :) always hungry! Haha http://t.co/NJ9bGTw"
How I See It: Not gonna lie, I thought this was going to be a picture of Andy Murray. It's not as mean as I thought.

Andy Murray
"This is what happens when you are stuck in a hotel room for 2 days...... http://t.co/cao7nmg"
How I See It: He probably actually is pretty hungry...

Matt Moulson
"I've decided I'm going to get Lil Wayne's teeth #blingedoutgrill"
How I See It: Getting grills? Not the best decision for a hockey player.

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Jonathan Vilma
"Mom called, said its passed my bedtime so I'm out lol"
How I See It: Jonathan Vilma's mom for next Campbell's Chunky Noodle Soup commercial.

AJ Hawk
"Got a new dog http://lockerz.com/s/11419018"
How I See It: That is definitely not a dog.

Derrick Williams
"Dreams to Reality"
How I See It: Ah, the life of a second overall pick. @darkomilicic @michaelbeasley @marvinwilliams

Apolo Ohno
"Packing...."
How I See It: For what? Do you actually have things to do in between every Winter Olympics?

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Eric Wright
"Fellas pls make sure u keep the chick u walkin wit to the inside of the street.. You walk closest to the street.. "
How I See It: Eric “McLovin” Wright knows how treat a woman.

Ryan Grant
"I have no idea what was written on my twitter lol.. But it def wasn't me .. #leftonline"
How I See It: That's what they all say.

Zab Judah
"Very windy in Vegas today!!!"
How I See It: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… so that means don’t Tweet about it.

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Devin Hester
"Loading up on redbull game time coming baby!!!!!!"

How I See It: Devin Hester is already too fast. Giving him Red Bull should be illegal.

Terrell Thomas
"My service sucks in my house, gotta do better"

How I See It: You are an NFL player. Just buy a new one.

Steve Nash
"Sun roof is open. If only this wasn't a hybrid somebody would be cool as hell...."

How I See It: Hippie Canadians and their hybrids and environment ...

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Tyrell Sutton
"Finaly went grocery shoppin"

How I See It: What do you want, a medal?

Eric Wright
"Pause"

How I See It: Ah, the preemptive pause.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Doc gave me some antibiotics & I'm back in bed. They tried draw blood but of course I refused. I'm a punk when it comes to that"

How I See It: Yeah, you're a sissy.

Renee Montgomery
"Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the stars can't always shine"

How I See It: ... but, Kobe won.

Donte Whitner
"Trevor Ariza wouldn't have done what RoN Artest did last nite!"

How I See It: True. That post-game press conference was epic.

Tony Gonzalez
"The #Falcons won again 50-6. Let keep it rolling. Time to celebrate!! Its my little boys flag football team for those that don't know haha."

How I See It: Yeah I was going to say, there’s no way the real Falcons’ secondary can hold any offense to 6 points.

Kirk Morrison
"Man I've been down at the beach all day and I can say that I'm excited to be a Jaguar. These Jag fans have shown me so much love its crazy."

How I See It: All four of them.

Jay Feely
"This evening defines what it means to be a Michigan Man! True wealth is not defined by what you have but rather what you can give."

How I See It: Or for Rich Rodriguez, it’s what you can take away from the program, like tradition and records.

Eric Wright
"The Jonas Brothers got these lil girls passin out and losing shoes n cameras n shhh.. Its crazy round here. I jus wanted to eat n c a movie"

How I See It: The proper plural form for the Jonas Brothers: the “Joni.”

Kurt Warner
"@BeanieWells26 Hey kid... you been working on those pass routes? I remember you telling me you were pretty good at them? We'll see!"

How I See It: Kurt’s gone….Boldin’s traded…..it’s the Leinart to Beanie hookup in 2010 for the Cards’ aerial attack!

Takeo Spikes
"Did anybody see Charles Barkley Cough @ halftime?? I thought he was about to choke.lol"

How I See It:Didn’t see that, but I watched hockey last night and the Bruins are beginning to cough a lot. Choke alert.

Aaron Rodgers
"Ray is so pure. Keep feeding him the ball n it's gonna be 3-2"

How I See It: He’s pure? Is that like one of those Jonas Brothers purity ring things?

Eric Wright
"Damn.... Jesus Shuttlesworth still got it"

How I See It:Jesus’ last name is Shuttlesworth? I thought it was “Tebow.”

Ryan Grant
"I was just told that they are playing Pacino's "Game of Inches" speech at halftime of the Boston Cleveland game"

How I See It: That’s right.Any Given Sunday LeBron might be suiting up for the Browns if the Cavs don’t shape up.

C.J. Spiller
"Jst sat dwn to grab a bit to eat look like nice spot to eat ths my fst time eating here hope it's good"

How I See It: For C.J, using vowels appears to be optional.

Eric Wright
"Man I hate it when sumbody call u from a new # and leave a message like "Wassup its me, hit me back asap".. Who the hell is me??!! #idiots"

How I See It: Really reaching here.

Johnny Weir
"Ready to enjoy a day outside the rink. Going to hang out with my family and get some work done. Thank you again to everyone!"

How I See It: Isn't your work inside the rink?

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"This is ridiculous, she needs a damn OSCAR for this performance she putting on, I quit porn to be with him, girl SHUT THE FRONT DOOR"

How I See It: I thought Chad was watching soap operas for a minute. But then I turned on ESPN.

Joe Lauzon
"I lied. max bet was $25 ... so did that. My "bookie" couldn't do the $50 "

How I See It: Do the feds check Twitter?

Vernon Davis
"Oh snaps I got my own USA Olympic Warm up jacket and it has my name on the bac as well!"

How I See It: $89.99 at your local Finish Line.

Mark Sanchez
"Thanks to those who voted for me & the JDRF as part of Pepsi's Refresh Project. We came in 2nd to Drew Brees, but still raised $25k!"

How I See It: Who didn't come in 2nd to Drew Brees this weekend?

Eric Wright
"Dont yall jus feel good today? I jus got that bounce in my step.. Cheesin at u Ratatouille a$$ twitches! Maan lets gooooo"

How I See It: What he said...

Ryan Hunter-Reay
"Monday at the dentist. Doesn't get much better than that!!"

How I See It: Or more sarcastic!

Chad Hedrick
"If the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics is so "green" why is my wallet empty?"

How I See It: If you have so much "speed", why do your tweets make you sound so slow?

Justin Forsett
"Back in Seattle and i need a coat it's cold right now"

How I See It: Makes sense.

Thurman Thomas
"If Andre doesn't make it I'm going to kick ever single voter in the coinpurse, goiterneck, and lizzardtits"

How I See It: I knew Republicans were a different species!

Rickie Fowler
"On the road to Vegas"

How I See It: Stay off the roof of your hotel. And away from Mike Tyson's tigers.

Michael Waltrip
"Raced in this race in 1985."

How I See It: For real?

Chris Paul
"REHAB..."

How I See It: This is what fantasy owners see in their nightmares.

Eric Wright
"Costco will have u thinkin u need everything.. I'm jus walkin up n down these aisles grabbin stuff.. Lol"

How I See It: Explains those shoes in your profile picture.

Jay Feely
"AP: Federal deficit hits record $176.4 billion for October as revenues plunge, spending remains high"

How I See It: I know it's Twitter, but athletes should stick to stuff they know about. Like douchy haircuts and stuff. In the economics class you obviously never took, you might have learned that increased spending is how you recover from recessions.

Thurman Thomas
"Let's see if I can wake people up!!!!!!!! Democraps Stink!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Fine! I give up.

Eric Wright
"Wow... Im tired"

How I See It: Yeah, those 14 characters must've taken a lot outta you. Nice last name too, by the way.

Royal Ivey
"Did u see the lady who face got ripped off by the chimp? What a strong individual!"

How I See It: Yeah that chimp squats about 600.

Johanna Mundy
"Crumpets and marmite, with a mug of tea to wash it down....aren't they just the best english food!"

How I See It: I'll take your word for it.