The Sound of the Suburbs

Man, Black Motorcycle Club's "Take Them On Your Own" is just a massive record. Deep reverb bass, cutthroat guitar, indecipherable lyrics (one of the keys to R-n-R as Muddy Waters once told Mick Jagger) and the big beat sans Texas Radio ...

Congrats to Tiger Woods for an incredible first round, especialy that eagle on 15. Then again, if you're Tiger, you gotta make the cut and be out of the house as long as possible.

We all need a final threesome of TW, Mickelson and Tom Watson. They only play in pairs? Uh, sorry.

Anyway Tiger Woods got out there Thursday despite the long layoff (no jokes here) and simply kicked ass.

But Watson, Mick, Els etc. ... God, we all underestimate golf as a sport. One round down and it's already like the NBA conference finals.

Lap it up. Why don't you come on and lap me up ...

Now let's talk MLB. Curtis F-ing Granderson, two big dingers in three Fenway days. Anybody miss J. Damon in Yankee Nation? Er, no.

And Jeter in the field at Kenmore Square. Yeah, he's finished ... NOT.

What a stud.

Savor the fan experience watching Derek Jeter in action.

Babe Ruth.

Lou Gehrig.

Joe DiMaggio.

Mickey Mantle.

Derek Jeter.

Enough said.

And on to the NBA.

Denver beats LA sans KB down the stretch in large part due to a bad call by the refs with less than :15 to play off a tap clearly credited to Chauncey B.

More fuel to the LA fire.

I am out of the prediction biz after picking Duke by 25 over Butler (moron, guilty).

But a game like this will just motivate Action Jackson in the locker room when LA inevitably faces Denver in the post.

McNabb.

Redskins.

Good deal.

Shocker to me.

I still say Jimmy Clausen is the most NFL ready QB in the draft.

Malcolm MacLaren RIP.

I don't care if The Pistols ripped off The Dolls and Ramones; after all ... It's A Swindle!

We'll never know who killed Bambi now.