YouTube Strikes Again: Sports Memories Revisited

  • Tuesday, March 2, 2010 7:19 AM
  • Written By: Jordan Schultz

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I woke up the other day and found I had more YouTube in me, which probably isn't a good thing for you, my poor readers, so I'm terribly sorry for that. Now, I'm normally not a YouTube junkie, but some of my best childhood memories can be relived via random people's YouTube posts. It got me thinking, maybe I should become a member and make my own posts? Probably taking it way too far there. Anyways, I'm hoping you all can relate to at least a couple of these vids.



My Memory:

I literally spent 45 minutes practicing this shot with a teammate and still couldn’t emulate Hoffarber. Seriously, try it yourself, not just sitting there attempting shots, but having a ball passed to you laying down. The tricky part – the thing that is just so tough – is getting the ball off quickly, like beat-the-buzzer quick. Under the circumstances – high school state title game at the Target Center – this is one of the better shots I’ve ever seen.



My Memory:

I know, I know, why tennis? But I was there in London during this epic match, and even though I’ve witnessed some pretty special moments in sports, this one is right at the top.

When the tournament started, Andy Roddick was just another obnoxious American to the British. In truth, his career hadn’t gone the way we envisioned it would when he won the U.S. Open in 2003 and became the youngest American ever to be ranked world No. 1. But this was Wimbledon, an event so prestigious and precious that even the most casual tennis fan can appreciate its grandeur.

In the semifinal against Great Britain’s own Andy Murray, Roddick wheeled and dealed his way to a rather stunning upset. I attended this match, and even sitting in the grandstands far off center court, I could hear the bowels of the home crowd rooting for its favorite son.

When Roddick won, it appeared impossible that any Brit could ever root for this guy.

Sitting in a local bar watching the final featuring Roddick and the seemingly unbeatable Roger Federer, I was shocked to see the tide turn as the match progressed. At first, the crowded bar rooted hard for Federer, simply dismissing the challenger as an unworthy opponent who defeated their own. But in the final three sets and remarkably through the gut wrenching tiebreakers, the British faithful shifted dramatically toward Roddick, cheering loudly for every ace and gasping with every missed opportunity. In the end, Federer took home the hardware, but Roddick - with his hard play and grit - earned something just as meaningful: Respect. This is why we love sports.



My Memory:

I’ll be the first to tell you the importance of a good night’s sleep – seriously you just can’t put a price on it. If I’d slept just another hour per night in college, I’m convinced I’d have graduated magna cum laude. (OK, fine. Cum laude. OK, maybe that’s a stretch, but you get the point, sort of. I'm confused, sorry.) Up until the 2002 World Cup, soccer to me may as well have been professional bowling. I didn’t understand it, and I didn’t want to understand it.

But after the Americans advanced past the initial group stages, I couldn’t help but notice. What I did next, though, was completely unprecedented for me, even when it came to watching basketball. Given the time difference from Korea, the second-round U.S.-Mexico match started at 4 in the morning. Keep in mind, this was during the time when I still had sleepovers with friends. (Yes, I just went there.)

In an act of humility and tremendous courage, my roommate for the night and I decided to wake up at 4, during the weekend mind you, and watch this game. I still can’t believe it. What we witnessed was an American squad full of flair and an overwhelming desire to win. This brilliant upset forever instilled in my mind, my love of soccer began.



My Memory:

I’ll never forget this one. We had a tourney bracket at school, and every chance we got to sneak away from class and watch games we would. Since I had already exhausted my stay-at-home days, my parents wouldn’t let me skip school again. But at 16, I was a crafty veteran, more than capable of weaseling my way into a room with a television.

Realistically, I had at least four or five years of experience working and honing my craft (I started really caring about the Dance in 1998 when my beloved Huskies made a Sweet 16 run). Anyways, this was the 12-5 upset I picked (one happens almost every year), so when this bench player named Taylor rattled off 30-plus points and the game-winning dagger, I – along with the rest of the Creighton faithful – went nuts, thus forcing the vice principal to enter the room thinking a fight had broken out. How I miss high school. Also, how great is it to see Billy Donovan panicking like that? Is there a more annoying coach in the college game today? Okay, you’re right. Sorry, Coach K, John Calipari (any chance I get with him I take) and Bruce Pearl.

(Sorry, I couldn't embed this, but trust me, it's worth watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd0S0LwhEDU)

My Memory:

Now I know you’re asking why. After all, Mike Jones? What? Well, to me this guy shall never be forgotten, even if he hasn’t made a hit single in five years.

Summer Jam happens to be one of the premier summer events for Seattleites. Held at the Columbia River Gorge – arguably the most stunning concert backdrop in America – it is the gathering of half a dozen or so of the best new and old acts around. In the summer of 2005, Mike Jones was one of those acts. So, a bunch of us, including myself made the trek to Eastern Washington (I don’t know why I went - I don’t like concerts, and I don’t like being around 30,000 drunk people after a three-hour drive.) Beside the point though.

We finagle our way into getting backstage passes (a guy I know from way back guest-raps with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, who were also playing). An hour before Jones is set to go on stage, we go and meet him. He signs autographs (I immediately gave mine away), says a few words, and we move on to the next room. I will keep kosher and not elaborate too much, but let's just say the "rockstar" lifestyle is very, very real. We had an idea of what to expect, and this expectations were fulfilled.

The memorable part is that the guy proceeds to give one of the worst, most unwatchable performances in music history. The only irrefutable words I heard during his 30 minutes of rapping were, “Who, Mike Jones, Who, Mike Jones, Who?” Still, a valuable impression was made, and I’ll never forget the impact this man had on me. For the rest of the summer, I went around Seattle inexplicably saying “Who, Mike Jones” to poor by standards who probably thought I had a bad case of Turrets.

Side Note: “Back then they didn’t want me, now I’m hot, they all on me.” We used to say this was the life story of a friend of ours who made the NBA and all of a sudden, every girl wanted him. I don't know why these ridiculous lines always catch on, but they do, and oddly enough, they work.



What a movie! Okay, so this came out back in the day, but as an obsessive Husky fan, I quickly adopted "The Sixth Man" as my go-to film from the ages of 12 to dare I say 17? I hesitate to say such an asinine statement, but I imagine I’ve seen this movie upwards of 20 times. It contains everything a quality movie should: Marlon Wayans (a must), the annoying "we going Sizzler's" dude from "White Men Can't Jump," Seattle, UW, and of course, a ghost. Also, current Oklahoma State coach Travis Ford is the starting point guard on this team. Don’t even ask me how I know this. See this movie and you’ll fall in love. Absolutely robbed of an Oscar. Fine, Golden Globe? Fine, Independent Film Critics Sports Movie Featuring The Pacific Northwest Something Award? You won't be disappointed. “Big man for three!”



My Memory:

The classic case of a kid using the NCAA Tournament as a platform to up his draft stock. Ed O’Bannon made himself millions by dominating the Razorbacks “40 minutes of hell” with his ferocious style of play. Great college player, not so great NBA player. I was only 9 at the time, but Dad and I attended the Final Four at the Kingdome (R.I.P.) in Seattle.

(Me beloved Kingdome was the source of many of my best childhood moments, the 1995 Final Four included)

This became my first “wow, basketball is really cool moment.” It inspired me to wake up early before school every morning and work on “my game” – I mean at that point “my game” consisted of very little, but hey, I had to start somewhere right.

Side Note: Speaking of my younger playing days, an old friend and teammate of mine called me this week saying he came across a tape of us playing in the 5th Grade City Title game in Seattle. Apparently, I didn’t get the start, and my best play was a rebound putback that went off the side of the backboard and out of bounds. Like I said, I had very little game.

By the way, how did Jimmy ("I will cheat at all costs") Harrick win a title? Oh yeah, he cheated. Plus, don't forget that staff of Lorenzo Romar, Stevie Lavin and company. Good assistants make all the difference. Quick, conspiracy theory: head coaches in college are some of the biggest frauds around. Okay, maybe not all, but definitely some. Aside from recruiting, what do they really do? From my experience, very little. They're like managers who oversee, but don't actually do anything. Most of the plays are from the assistants, as are the scouting reports. Sure, HC's can bark out orders and look the part come game time (i.e. John Calipari), but what do they really do? How much of a team's success or lack thereof can truly be attributed to a head coach? The staff around him is just as if not more important.

Emptying The Notebook: Thunder, MJ, Tiger, And The Next Fight Of The Century

  • Thursday, December 3, 2009 8:44 PM
  • Written By: Jordan Schultz

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How impressive has Oklahoma City been thus far? Kevin Durant is a legitimate top 12 NBA player, but the talent of this team runs far deeper. Jeff Green is emerging as one of the premier young wings in the league, and Russell Westbrook is an explosive point guard and definite future All-Star who has learned rather fast how to harness his game and run a team. Nick Collison is in the perfect role, cleaning up the glass and defending other bigs. Watch out for the Thunder – its on the way up.

I’m sorry, but I just don’t understand how Jonny Flynn is starting over Ramon Sessions. Minnesota is terrible so perhaps it wants to develop its young lead guard for the future. But in Sessions, the Wolves have another young point that is, simply put, a better player than the rookie, Flynn. Bring the kid off the bench and let him learn the game before throwing him into the fire like this. He’s not Brandon Jennings. He is still a huge work in progress, not a starting NBA point guard.

Staying on the topic of young floor generals, keep a keen eye out for Dallas’ Rodrigue Beaubois. This kid is going to be very special. The Frenchman has blazing end-to-end speed and quickness – not unlike Westbrook – and is learning from one of the best in Jason Kidd. Beaubois is a guy who jumps out at you immediately. He darts into the lane with the type of jolt that makes you say, “wow.” Only 21, he’s still learning the ins and outs of the game – in particular both running and defending the pick and roll - but the rookie has a chance to be a very effective NBA player.

I have to give a shout-out to my man Dahntay Jones. The former Dukie – and Rutgers Scarlet Knight (he transferred) – is turning into a quality NBA player. He can defend three positions and is a super athlete, but we always knew that. What’s most impressive to me is when we’re actually fortunate enough to witness the growth of a young player. This is precisely the case with Jones, a former second-round pick. The biggest knock on him had been the lack of a pure shooting stroke and overall ability to score. He has a good first step and can get into the lane to use his solid frame to finish, but now that he consistently hits from 18 feet and in, the entire floor has opened up for him. Always a great joy to see a guy make it the right way. Much respect to Dahntay Jones.

In other news, apparently Bryon Russell is serious about playing Michael Jordan one-on-one after MJ’s notorious HOF speech in September. In case you missed it, here is an excerpt:

"I was in Chicago in 1994 ... and at this time I had no thoughts of coming back and playing the game of basketball. Bryon Russell came over to me and said, 'Why’d you quit? You know I could guard you. If I ever see you in a pair of shorts ...'

"When I did come back in 1995 and we played Utah in ‘96, I’m at the center circle and Bryon Russell is standing next to me. I said, 'You remember the [comments] you made in 1994 about, ‘I think I can guard you, I can shut you down, I would love to play against you? Well, you’re about to get your chance.''”

Aside from the fact that “His Airness” completely embarrassed himself with his classless speech, I have to ask one question: “B-Russ, are you on crack?” Note to Russell: Seriously bro, give it up. We’ve all heard the stories of how Michael would stay hours after practice challenging teammates to games of horse and pig, only to keep them in the gym until he finished on a win. Bryon, you’ve had enough public ridicule for your horrid attempt at defense during the 1998 NBA Finals. I honestly don’t think you would get a bucket on MJ if you played today. Some people – myself included – still believe that Mike could play in the league. We know that if the game was set up, MJ would come in great shape, ready to make you look bad, like really bad, like worse-than-we-all-remember bad. I doubt you’d make a “B” team in Slovakia if you tried out right now. For your sake, I hope you back off and realize the insanity of your notion. As they say, listen to your head, not your heart.

Changing topics … why do I get the distinct feeling that the entire PGA Tour is thrilled to see what Tiger is going through right now? It’s long been known the jealousy and envy on tour regarding Woods, but I’ve always felt sorry for the other pros who deal with the public infatuation with Woods every single day. I’m not sure our generation has ever seen a more polarizing athlete (MJ maybe?)

The media have obviously made their feelings about this matter abundantly clear, and although thus far no golfers other than Jesper Parnevik have really said anything, I sense a tremendous vindication from them. It will be very interesting to see how this plays out. We’ve seen other big-name athletes overcome controversy – Kobe the most glaring – but as I’ve said since day one of this frenzy, I think a lot more information has yet to surface. His sponsors have stood by him – and it's not like they have to - but I don’t think this is something Tiger gets away from, at least for a long time. Usually with stories like this, six months later everyone has moved on. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think that’s the case here.

On a completely separate, albeit just as important note, it appears that Manny “Pac-Man” Pacquiao and “Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather, Jr. will indeed square off to fight in March. I’ve been dreaming about this for quite some time now. I’ll note that Pacquiao will have to come up in weight to fight. I don’t know enough about boxing to understand the significance of this, but maybe you do. No matter how you look at it, this is going to be one helluva fight. What will the line for this fight be? I think Pac-Man is a slight favorite, but I have to go with Floyd. Man I’m juiced for this …

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