Spring Loaded

The weekend in the rear view mirror:

The only thing missing from Sunday’s demolition of the L.A. Lakers by the Houston Rockets was Yao Ming pulling a Willis Reed, limping onto the court and taking a few shots to inspire his teammates…

Turns out, the Rockets didn’t need added inspiration. And it certainly helped that the Lakers didn’t have any of their own…

Maybe Yao is saving his Reed impersonation for a possible Game 7…

Imagine where this series would stand if both Yao and Tracy McGrady were at full strength and on the court…

Think Houston coach Rick Adelman sees purple and gold in his nightmares? He has previously been knocked out of the playoffs five times by the Lakers, twice with the Portland Trail Blazers and three times with the Sacramento Kings. Two of those five eliminations were sweeps. But the most traumatic series for him had to be in 2002 when his Kings fell short in the overtime of Game 7. That was the series which produced two games guaranteed to keep any coach awake for months: Robert Horry’s game-winning three-pointer at the buzzer in Game 4 and the suspicious cloud over the officiating in Game 6. Now Adelman is again looking at purple and gold with his top two players, Yao and McGrady, missing from the lineup. The Houston coach must have at least slept well Sunday night…

More than just this season’s title hopes are on the line for Kobe Bryant. There were the Jerry West-Elgin Baylor-Wilt Chamberlain Lakers, the Magic Johnson-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Lakers and the Shaquille O’Neal-Bryant Lakers. But, if Bryant wants to be up there with MJ, his role model, he needs to create a Kobe dynasty of his own. If not now, when?..

Enough already with flagrant fouls, both 1 and 2. Let’s make it real simple. If a defender is going for the ball, it’s a hard foul. Period. If he’s going for the player, it’s a flagrant foul. What Derek Fisher did to Luis Scola was a flagrant foul. What Ron Artest did to Pau Gasol was not…

Does the NBA really need to clamp down so much on hard fouls in general? The classic was the flying headlock by Kevin McHale on Kurt Rambis in the 1984 NBA Finals between the Lakers and Boston Celtics. It didn’t result in a riot or a brawl or even a fight between Rambis and McHale. Both understood it was a rough moment in a tough series and that was the end of it. David Stern, what are you afraid of? Let the players play…

Speaking of Rambis-McHale, where’s the consistency by the league? On the one hand, the NBA frowned on the Trail Blazers, in the moments leading up to a game against the Lakers in The Rose Garden, showing a hard foul by Trevor Ariza from a previous game. Yet league officials ignored the Celtics replaying the McHale-Rambis incident ad nauseam before each Celtic home game against the Lakers in last season’s NBA Finals…

Saturday’s Denver Nuggets-Dallas Mavericks playoff game may have been the first time in NBA history that a team stalked off the court in furious anger because it didn’t get a foul called against it…

Why didn’t someone stick a mike in Mark Cuban’s face after the game. Afraid of FCC ramifications?..

So Dodger owner Frank McCourt wants Manny Ramirez to apologize to his teammates. Why would they believe anything he had to say since he has already betrayed them…

McCourt also wants Manny to address the media. Maybe Manny can borrow A-Rod’s script which sounded good at the time. Of course, according to a new book by Selena Roberts, A-Rod wasn’t exactly telling the truth, hard as that might be to believe…

Manny or no Manny, the Dodgers will live or die with their pitching…

Why is it athletes look into the camera and mouth the words “Hi, Mom” on Mother’s Day but never seem to respond with the same sentiment on Father’s Day? Too much of a threat to their macho image?

On the set of Wednesday night’s TNT postgame show, Charles Barkley ducked out of sight while a discussion of the just-completed L.A. Lakers-Houston Rockets playoff game was going on.

What are you looking for? asked co-host Ernie Johnson.

“Andrew Bynum,” replied Barkley.

Good luck.

Oh there’s no question where Bynum is. It’s not hard to find a 7-foot, 285-pounder. He’s sitting on the Laker bench, moving further and further down the pine. At this point, he’s about to slip past Kurt Rambis in the rotation. It’s been 14 years since Kurt last played, but he could at least still put his body between an opposing player and the basket without automatically triggering a referee’s whistle.

Bynum, it seems, cannot. In this postseason, he has become a foul machine, hacking and banging and stumbling his way through a thicket of Rocket and Utah Jazz players. In the Lakers’ first-round playoff series against the Jazz, Bynum had 16 fouls in 77 minutes. Against the Rockets, he had three in 15 minutes in Game 1 and picked up his pace with three more in only eight minutes in Game 2.

But it’s more than just fouls. It’s not Barkley in search of Bynum so much as it is Bynum in search of his game. He’s totally lost out there.

Bynum keeps fouling because he’s trying to make up for the fact that he’s slow to react on defense.

And he’s no better on offense. When the ball goes into Pau Gasol, the offense clicks, the cutting and rolling functioning as smoothly as Tex Winter designed it. When the ball goes into Bynum, forget it.

The worst part is Bynum’s attitude. When he’s called for a foul or otherwise screws up, he pouts, his shoulders drooping, his usefulness to the team lost.

I know, I know. He’s:

-- still young.

-- still inexperienced.

-- still rusty from missing 32 games because of a knee injury.

-- still not fully recovered from the injury.

-- still bothered by the knee brace he is forced to wear.

That may all be true, but it doesn’t answer the still lingering question of when -- and even if -- he will reach his potential. There’s no question the potential is there. He’s not Shaquille O’Neal, but he’s not Benoit Benjamin, either.

The one-word answer to all his problems is: Maturity.

Not only is this a 21-year-old who didn’t go to college, but he played sparingly in high school. When Kobe Bryant made the leap from preps to the pros, he was out of control. Jermaine O’Neal, who also skipped college, struggled with the culture shock as well. By his fourth season in the NBA, he was playing only around 12 minutes a game, averaging 3.9 points and 3.3 rebounds.

That’s what made LeBron James so unique. He hit the NBA hardwood out of high school running and has never looked back.

The level of Bynum’s maturity, or lack thereof, was clearly demonstrated one day in his rookie season when he disappeared -- there’s that word again -- from practice at the team’s El Segundo training facility.

No one could find him. Sound familiar?

Coach Phil Jackson dispatched Rambis to look for the wayward center.

Rambis indeed found Bynum, sitting in the trainer’s room, eating sugar-soaked cold cereal.

What are you doing, Rambis asked. You just can’t leave practice without telling anyone.

I don’t have any energy and I thought this might give me some, Bynum replied.

It turned out Bynum, on his own for the first time 3,000 miles from home, was living on fast food and depleting his body.

Although he’d never admit it, nobody on the Lakers could be more frustrated than Bynum’s mentor, Hall of Fame center Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. He has constantly been by Bynum’s side, tutoring him in all aspects of the game.

Abdul-Jabbar himself knows about growing up fast. No pun intended. He was already in the national spotlight as a New York high school star named Lew Alcindor. By the time he was Bynum’s age, Abdul-Jabbar was leading UCLA to its third consecutive NCAA title.

Bynum says he has the ultimate respect for Abdul-Jabbar. How does he show it? When the NBA’s all-time leading scorer first started working with Bynum, Bynum stiffed him, showing up late for a practice session.

Nobody is suggesting Bynum doesn’t have a future with the Lakers. Look how long it has taken Lamar Odom to realize his potential. And there are still nights when he is lost out there.

Nobody is saying Bynum won’t be a productive center in the NBA.

The agonizing question is: When?