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About a month ago my dad got a call from Birmingham asking if he was busy the first weekend of 2010. It was his buddy from high school on the other end – a stout, affable old guy with deep ties to the University of Alabama and its treasured football program. The two caught up while I sat next to my pops, overhearing all the useful tidbits: extra ticket…National Championship game….boosters…party all night. After he hung up, my dad glanced knowingly at me, went ahead with the formality of asking if I wanted to go, then turned ghostly pale – he wasn’t even going to be in LA that night.

And so it was that I arrived at the Rose Bowl yesterday afternoon just after 1 pm. by myself, a lifelong UCLA fan and University of Richmond graduate playing the part of Alabama diehard for the day. I was told the meet the Tide crew in Lot K, the destination for the army of Texas- and Bama-filled tour buses transporting all the faithful from their hotels to the game. Everyone else had been there since nine, but by my arrival they remained surprisingly sober – my recollections of college football tailgates involved a lot more bourbon, beer pong and debauchery. Despite overwhelming confidence among the Crimson faithful in a Tide victory, there seemed to be a prevailing illusion that sobriety, focus and attention by the fans would ultimately be the deciding factor in bringing a national championship to Tuscaloosa. A lot of that, I think, has to do with the unmistakable gravity of the national championship game. More so than the Super Bowl, World Series or even Final Four, the BCS title game is such a delicate experience: Sustained success in college football is the hardest of all major sports to begin with and even regular season perfection will not guarantee an invitation to the championship game, just ask Auburn.

An hour before kickoff I fought my way through the Crimson and Orange parking lot to the ESPN tailgate section with some of the recent grads in the group. We passed by Bevo, the Longhorns’ mascot, and arrived at the gate in front of a “$25 Entry Fee” sign (Leave it ESPN to gorge the fans as much as they can). Luckily for me, everyone else had already been in and gotten a ticket stamp, so we pulled the old “Under 21 ID Passback” trick. It never worked at a bar, but the Worldwide Leader could not stop us.



We only wanted to stay for one beer, but the line was completely stagnant for twenty minutes, so we all headed into the stadium. The gate we walked in was in the heart of the Texas section, so we grabbed a beer and took in some people watching before the game started. I hadn’t really considered the juxtaposition of 100,000 Texans and Alabamans in Southern California before the game, and I was floored walking through those gates. LA doesn’t get too many Croakies, side parts or checker pattern Oxfords tucked into khakis – when that’s all you can see, there is a chance you will forget where you are. Despite my training at college in Virginia, the onslaught of standard Saturday Southern sportswear caught me by total surprise.

In the line for the bathroom, my red shirt felt more like a bulls eye in the middle of all that orange. To my surprise, though, nobody was taunting me, heckling me or even looking at me suspiciously. In fact, the dozens of male Longhorn fans around me looked to have only one thing on their minds: urinating. It was a strange atmosphere that, at the time, I could not explain until someone behind me in line shouted out to the entire bathroom: “It’s awfully quiet in here!” I expected an immediate uproar – it being 20 minutes to kickoff at this point – but the response was limited to three or four guys mumbling the words to UT’s famous cheer “Texas Fight.” The original caller's response: “That’s what I was worried about.”

The inevitability of the game’s outcome was palpable at every moment of the night. When paratroopers landed on the field with Bama and Texas flags on their backs, the cheers from one side of the stadium sounded more like desperate cries of support, while the other revealed subdued confidence and pride. The throngs of well-traveled families that surrounded me during the game did not have the looks of hope, but of determination: Alabama had a job to do here and they knew it would be done.



Of course, just a few plays into the game, those sentiments were only exacerbated when Texas quarterback Colt McCoy left the game with an apparent shoulder injury. Nick Saban’s failed fake punt (which I thought was completely acceptable to run on the first series of a game that you know you should win anyway) was no longer a concern and neither was Texas’ fluke onside kick recovery. From that moment on, the game was over and everyone knew it.

A 24-6 halftime lead disappeared after Alabama went scoreless in the third quarter and Texas freshman quarterback Garrett Gilbert realized all he had to do was throw it toward Jordan Shipley and good thing would happen. But despite the comeback, Bama fans were sure that the Longhorns would not drive 93 yards to win the game, a hunch that came true when Eryk Anders sacked Gilbert and forced a fumble that the Crimson Tide soon turned into a Mark Ingram touchdown. Was the game-sealing touchdown met with the same tempered enthusiasm? You tell me.



In the end, I, like everyone else, wish Colt McCoy hadn’t gotten injured because there will forever be doubts about this game’s outcome had Texas’ star QB played the entire game. But I will not soon forget spending the day with the Alabama faithful – it was like hanging with Democrats on Election Day 2008. Everyone knew the Tide would Roll, and when it did, the state thanked those players with much drink and revelry.

One last comment: Flea’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner last night was one of the coolest and most spine-tingling interpretations I have ever heard. The baseline intro, powerful vocals and historic drum accompaniment were incredible. I will always love a Star Spangled Banner done right.

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There really is nothing better than college football playoffs. This time of year, as most of us recover from a week of gravy and prepare for the extra gluttonous holiday season, college footballers get ready for their second season: a month-long, nationwide loser-go-home tournament for the 16 best teams from the regular season that, on Dec. 18, will decide the national champion. There will be upsets and there will be blowouts, but in the end, there will also be no doubt that the team hoisting the trophy is the best in the land. There is nothing better than the college football playoffs.

No, this isn’t a drug-induced fantasy – I tend not to have sports-related hallucinations – I’m talking about the FCS (previously known as Div. I-AA), where only a slightly smaller percentage of players will get drafted but the competition puts its big brother to shame. This is where potential NFL defensive player of the year Jared Allen won that very award in 2003; it’s where Tony Romo and Brian Westbrook played their college ball; and this is where the Hilltoppers of Appalachian State came from when they pulled off the greatest upset in college football history two years ago — a 34-32 victory over Michigan the first week of the season. It’s also the best college football division because it allows the best team in the nation to prove itself on the field in a playoff.

For full disclosure, I went to a college that plays in the CAA, an FCS conference. That college also happened to win the national championship last year and, on Saturday, won their first-round game against Elon to advance to the tournament’s quarterfinals. Say what you will about the quality of play compared to its BCS counterparts, but after analyzing the path the University of Richmond took to its first title in school history last season, I would be shocked if anyone considered the Bowl Championship System anything more than a farce.

Last year the Spiders entered the postseason with a 9-3 record, accepting an at-large bid to the tourney. Their first loss of the season came during their second week at UVA 16-0. It was a game that any Cavalier fan will tell you should have gone in Richmond’s favor, but that’s neither here nor there (The Wahoos made up for it by losing to William & Mary this season, another FCS school). The Spiders’ two other losses came to then No. 19-ranked Villanova, 26-20, and then-top-ranked James Madison, 38-31. By the end of the season they had victories over the Nos. 10- and 16-ranked teams, had pretty much blown everyone else out and were ranked No. 7, so their inclusion in the tournament was less than controversial.

The team’s first-round playoff game was against No. 21 Eastern Kentucky and was played in Richmond, Va. It was a fortuitous pairing, as the Spiders blew the Colonels’ away in the second half en route to a 31-10 victory. The next weekend Richmond went to Boone, N.C., to play defending champion and second-ranked Appalachian State on their home field. Again, Richmond blew them out, 33-13.

In their semifinal match, the Spiders had another away game, this time in Cedar Falls, Iowa, against the No. 4-seeded Northern Iowa Panthers. Trailing 20-7 at the beginning of the fourth quarter, Richmond scored 14 unanswered points, taking the lead with 14 seconds remaining. Onto the championship game they went, where No. 3-ranked Montana proved no match for this team, losing 24-7. In three weeks, Richmond beat the No. 2, No. 3 and No. 4-seeded teams for the national championship, shocking plenty of people but leaving none in doubt that they were the nation’s best.

I retell this not to gloat for my underappreciated alma mater, but to provide a preemptive lament for TCU, Cincinnati, Boise State and even Alabama or Florida, Oregon or Stanford. By the end of the regular season, each of those teams will have done everything in its power to show that it can play with the best teams in the country. But only Florida or Alabama will get the chance to play for the title, and they will have over a month to prepare for that game, while the Miamies, West Virginias and UCLAs of the college football world duke it out in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl (Yes, that really exists, on Dec. 23).

There is an easy solution to all this madness: Assign each of these bowl games a different round in the tournament and throw out the archaic conference reservations. Let all 16 or 32 worthy teams play this thing out, even keep the dumbass corporate-sponsored bowl names and give us a national champion that we can actually believe. One that might have had to beat the fourth-, third- and second-best teams in the country to get there.

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